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re: Saban Laying Groundwork

Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:27 pm to
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:27 pm to
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No, I predicted this yesterday. I just gave Saban too much credit for establishing an acceptable alibi as to why he would turn a blind eye. Again, in todays environment the only public acceptable excuse for the location and circumstance is they were involved in carnal behavior on each other. I guess that is what happened.



Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20485 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:29 pm to
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You are right. Nothing wrong with two bags of weed , a gun in one guys lap and a stolen gun on the floorboard. All this at night in a closed park. The only way to explain that is they took turns holding a gun to the other guys head to force each other to give a blowjob.




Homophobic bigotry from an Aubie? Color me shocked.
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15649 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:29 pm to
How is it that these 2 have never been in trouble for pot while on campus at UA? I have no issue with them getting off but it's pretty clear they smoke so how do they get away with it?

Over Under on how many times these 2 have been pissed at UA?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:29 pm to
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Homophobic bigotry from an Aubie? Color me shocked.



You don't even have to make it up
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:30 pm to
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How is it that these 2 have never been in trouble for pot while on campus at UA? I have no issue with them getting off but it's pretty clear they smoke so how do they get away with it?



Dude this was the probably the first bag of weed either of them ever owned. I mean look at it logically, if they smoked regularly would they be out in the parking with a stolen gun at 2 in the morning with a big ol' bag of weed? Case closed.
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15649 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:32 pm to
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Dude this was the probably the first bag of weed either of them ever owned. I mean look at it logically, if they smoked regularly would they be out in the parking with a stolen gun at 2 in the morning with a big ol' bag of weed? Case closed.




Mhmmmm
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:36 pm to
Puppets is all like






Then he calms down and goes to the public library to write his manifesto explaining how evil and vile we all are in the ways that only Puppet can

Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38242 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:37 pm to
No way either of the kids should have their lives ruined. Not even Hootie. Even though it looks like he will be the fall guy, though he shouldn't.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:39 pm to
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Irons Puppet



I bet you could pole vault with your penis when you first read the story that they were arrested. Now you probably feel like a drag queen all tucked up. On the bright side, at least you can use the ladies room at Target now.

People like you are pathetic.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:41 pm to
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I bet you could pole vault with your penis when you first read the story that they were arrested. Now you probably feel like a drag queen all tucked up. On the bright side, at least you can use the ladies room at Target now.


OH NO YOU DIDN'T. HERE COMES A BINARY BEATDOWN

Posted by tomsellecksmustache
Dallas, Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1786 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:43 pm to
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Anything short of murder is a free pass.


Does the murdering he'll be putting on Auburn's defensive line count??
Posted by SCwTiger
armpit of 'merica
Member since Aug 2014
5857 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:45 pm to
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No way either of the kids should have their lives ruined
Agree completely.
No reason for foolish, much less illegal, actions to have consequences in these modern times!
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
10521 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:46 pm to

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The only way to explain that is they took turns holding a gun to the other guys head to force each other to give a blowjob



quote:

I've lent my glock out to friends before for the same reason.



Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:46 pm to
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SummerOfGeorge




I don't understand what that means.

Am I suppose to laugh or be offended or some combination of the two?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:47 pm to
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I don't understand what that means. Am I suppose to laugh or be offended or some combination of the two?


It was a real time video of Iron Puppets reading and then responding to you post.
Posted by Rabern57
Alabama
Member since Jan 2010
13361 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:55 pm to
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Let's get one thing clear, the greatest coach of all time doesn't compromise on shite.
We can tell. He's teaching a bunch of teenagers it's okay to lie, steal, and cheat as long as you win. I wonder why so many of them keep doing it and few amount to anything afterwards. Kind of the same mentality Bama fans teach their kids. It's why none amount to anything and just get worse through the generations. It's why yall are here wholeheartedly believing Cam should get a pass just because he plays for Bama.
This post was edited on 5/18/16 at 3:57 pm
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:57 pm to
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We can tell. He's teaching a bunch of teenagers it's okay to lie, steal, and cheat as long as you win. I wonder why so many of them keep doing it and few amount to anything afterwards. Kind of the same mentality Bama fans teach their kids. It's why none amount to anything and just get worse through the generations.



Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 3:58 pm to
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Let's get one thing clear, the greatest coach of all time doesn't compromise on shite.

Relax Hirohito, I was just frickin' aroun. I'm sure Saban goes to church, walks little old ladies across the street and all that good shite.
Posted by Aman
Alabama
Member since Mar 2010
5181 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:05 pm to
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Makes more sense than just letting it slide because he plays football at Bama.


Nobody is going to let it slide, but Cam Robinson is a gifted football player who can make a very good living playing professional football for many years. I don't see the point of this incident ruining any chance he has to maximize his earnings and help his family.

You don't think non football players get special treatment at times in situations like this. Frat boys are always getting away with shite because their dad knows a judge or politician who can make a call, etc. I'm not saying Cam should slide by with no punishment, but sometimes it pays to know people and Cam knows the most powerful man in the state of Alabama.
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 4:13 pm to
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Homophobic bigotry from an Aubie? Color me shocked


Bigotry ? I said that would be the only socially acceptable excuse that they could give for being under those circumstances. After reading some of the comments by the bammers on here, maybe Hootie forced Cam to a dark park and made him smoke the pot. Remember, good kids carry 9mm (stolen) too.
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