
Mars duMorgue
Favorite team: | Ball State ![]() |
Location: | Sunset Dist/SF |
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Occupation: | Fugitive from justice |
Number of Posts: | 2816 |
Registered on: | 8/23/2015 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Which of are left leaning posters are willing to go to war with Russia
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/16/16 at 8:27 pm
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But it is weird how Trump and Putin act like they're secretly having butt sex with each other.
It's like they're playing this perverted game of Risk trying to conquer each other's butthole.
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re: At this point, what difference does it make?!
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/16/16 at 7:42 pm
Global warming, election hacking, cops shooting blacks--we need to stop questioning shite. Just get a job, shut the frick up and In Trump We Trust.
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re: Which of are left leaning posters are willing to go to war with Russia
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/16/16 at 7:35 pm
frick yes. I want to experience a nuclear war before I die. Just don't nuke St. Petersburg, I want to go to the Hermitage.
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re: Dailymail: Amy Schumer has a "knockout figure"
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/16/16 at 7:33 pm
She'd let you frick her in the arse after smoking a big fat one. So there's that.
re: Asian massage parlors=very good fun
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/16/16 at 6:07 am
Don't tell me--you stumbled into the Bow Wow Lounge one night, had a few drinks, and they directed you to the "best sauna/shower/massage" in the city, right?
Hell, I love that place. Their reccs are trustworthy too, although they get a skim from whatever place they send you to.
Haven't been there in a while though. I got a woman here in the city, "now I get my fortune told for free" as Mick would say.
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Hell, I love that place. Their reccs are trustworthy too, although they get a skim from whatever place they send you to.
Haven't been there in a while though. I got a woman here in the city, "now I get my fortune told for free" as Mick would say.
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re: Do you believe in global warming?
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/16/16 at 5:54 am
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According to co2.earth, global carbon (C) emissions from fossil fuel use were 9.795 gigatons (Gt) in 2014. What kind of idiot thinks that could contribute to global warming in any way, shape or form?
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Forgot the sarc tag.
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What sarc tag?
And for all you global warming whiners out there, tell us:
How does 9.795 gigatons of carbon emissions have any effect whatsoever on our environment? I mean, if you can prove to me that 9.795 gigatons of carbon–a drop of ant piss in the universe–causes so little as one single cough in one little baby–then I'll donate $100 to your favorite one-world-government-socialist-anarchist-welfare-state-cradle-to-grave-leach-parasite-kill-all-the-rich-tree-hugging-progressive-activist-unemployed-bum-weed-smoking-hippie-trash "environmental" organization.
I hear the sound of crickets already.
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re: Do you believe in global warming?
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/15/16 at 5:49 pm
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That said...giving your "point" the benefit of the doubt..should that huge MEGO number lead to more than a .8 degree temperature rise over 100 years?
My "point" is that CO2 emissions–or anything else released into Earth's atmosphere as a result of human activity–has no effect whatsoever on our planet's warming or cooling. None.
re: Coldest temperatures you've experienced?
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/15/16 at 4:41 pm
-46. Chicago in January with the lakeside wind factor.
re: Cult of Putin
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/15/16 at 4:41 pm
Russia, Iran and Syria are the new sheriffs in the Middle East.
re: Do you believe in global warming?
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/15/16 at 4:39 pm
According to co2.earth, global carbon (C) emissions from fossil fuel use were 9.795 gigatons (Gt) in 2014.
What kind of idiot thinks that could contribute to global warming in any way, shape or form?
What kind of idiot thinks that could contribute to global warming in any way, shape or form?
re: Now that LSU has hired Matt Canada, how do you think he will do?
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/15/16 at 4:35 pm
• I hope he can carry his weight recruiting
• I hope he can deliver immediate results, so future recruits see that we actually CAN put together high powered offenses
• I hope he can figure out how to make do with whatever kind of o-line he has to work. For the most part, we've had very ordinary o-lines over the past several seasons, hardly among the top 2 or 3 in the SEC.
• I hope he can deliver immediate results, so future recruits see that we actually CAN put together high powered offenses
• I hope he can figure out how to make do with whatever kind of o-line he has to work. For the most part, we've had very ordinary o-lines over the past several seasons, hardly among the top 2 or 3 in the SEC.
re: Pastor walks around Santa line at Amarillo mall.. "Santa does not exist!"
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/15/16 at 6:09 am
Why didn't the mall's Santa just walk up to the guy and beat the holy shite out of him?
re: what if you’re a little boy who wants to be a girl? (Supergirl and the Left)
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/15/16 at 6:07 am
That happened to a friend of mine's little girl. Now he's a 34-year-old man.
re: If all drugs were legal, which ones would you do?
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/15/16 at 6:06 am
I'd switch from my present regimen of vicodin, tramadol, soma, klonopin, lexapro, doxepin and benzedrine ... to chandu, a rare and extremely potent form of opium.
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re: What song(s) give you anxiety?
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/14/16 at 8:31 pm
Careful With that Axe, Eugene–PF
I Command the House of the Devil–The Fugs
The Ballad of Dwight Fry–Alice Cooper
I Command the House of the Devil–The Fugs
The Ballad of Dwight Fry–Alice Cooper
re: How bad would LSU fans Melt if Bama hired Cameron?
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/14/16 at 8:26 pm
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And won a few titles?
And this ... is your brain on drugs.
re: Governor Mansion in Alabama burns down.
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/14/16 at 8:24 pm
Must've been a slow night for the KKK.
re: What's your New Years resolutions/goals?
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/14/16 at 8:23 pm
Have more sex, take more drugs.
re: What is Your Favorite Quote?
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/14/16 at 8:19 pm
Don't tell other people how to vote, what to worship or who to frick.
—Grandma DuMorgue
—Grandma DuMorgue
re: Is there a chance Canada isn't all he is hyped up to be
Posted by Mars duMorgue on 12/14/16 at 6:48 pm
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Never seen so much hype for an OC hire in my life
You weren't around when we hired Cam Cameron a couple years ago. He was the Messiah, gonna turn our QB's into Heisman winners. We see where that went.
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