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re: Predict Cam's Heisman speech
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:45 pm to HailToTheChiz
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:45 pm to HailToTheChiz
If they let him wing it, we'd probably end up with something like this:
"The winner of the 2010 Heisman Trophy...Cam Newton!"
As he skips to the stage
"I want to thank God. My family. Especially my father who made the decision for me to play at Auburn. The Auburn boosters who showed me so much kindness and showed my father why we needed to be part of the Auburn family. I knew from game 1 I was going to win this award and quite honestly I think the most deserving candidate won. WAR CAM EAGLE!"
Cam jumps off stage and runs through the seats high fiving the crowd.
"The winner of the 2010 Heisman Trophy...Cam Newton!"
As he skips to the stage
"I want to thank God. My family. Especially my father who made the decision for me to play at Auburn. The Auburn boosters who showed me so much kindness and showed my father why we needed to be part of the Auburn family. I knew from game 1 I was going to win this award and quite honestly I think the most deserving candidate won. WAR CAM EAGLE!"
Cam jumps off stage and runs through the seats high fiving the crowd.
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Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:48 pm to Lsuhoohoo
"frick you fricking frickers.
God Bless"
God Bless"
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:49 pm to bamaboy87
" I refuse to speak on the grounds it may incriminate me"
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:50 pm to bamaboy87
He should come up there with entrance music like a wrestler.
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:51 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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Predict Cam's Heisman speech
A lawyer is hard at work on it now
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:55 pm to usc6158
quote:
"I"m rich, Bitch!"
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:57 pm to Lsuhoohoo
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WAR CAM EAGLE!
Posted on 12/6/10 at 8:58 pm to Lsuhoohoo
If he doesn't cry, he ain't a real man.
Just sayin
Just sayin
Posted on 12/6/10 at 9:17 pm to Roaad
I would like to first thank Bobby Lo....I mean Coach Dy...I mean Coach Chizik. Without him my family wouldn't be ric...I mean I would have not had an oppurtunity to fulfill this dream of playing for Mississ...um Auburn. There were one hundred and eigh...um several reasons my dad, I mean I knew Gator Natio...uh Auburn was the place for me. As I was writing this speech on my lapto....uh..nevermind. Whew, I must admit I am a little nervous right now, but when the devil be bles..I mean when God be mess..uh....well....camjuice and yellawood...urrr well dad....oh yeah, he's not here...well I would just like to say in closing that I want a daycare one day and uh...I...uh...WDE
Posted on 12/6/10 at 9:26 pm to Head Hog
i would like to thank antonio allen, jerico nelson, and patrick peterson for helping me win this award without you guys my highlight reel would not be what it is today
Posted on 12/6/10 at 9:30 pm to Head Hog
I concur with the majority on this one. Insert standard Heisman speech:
"Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Yada, yada, yada. Bless God for giving me talent, family, friends, offensive line, the rest of the team. Blah blah blah."
All of the speeches are all the same every year. For once, I would love to hear:
"frick those queers on my team, they ain't shite. I'm the man and I'm going pro mother frickers. Peace I'm out!"
"Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Yada, yada, yada. Bless God for giving me talent, family, friends, offensive line, the rest of the team. Blah blah blah."
All of the speeches are all the same every year. For once, I would love to hear:
"frick those queers on my team, they ain't shite. I'm the man and I'm going pro mother frickers. Peace I'm out!"
Posted on 12/6/10 at 9:32 pm to Warfarer
I won. Give me my money
This post was edited on 12/6/10 at 9:33 pm
Posted on 12/6/10 at 9:33 pm to Lsuhoohoo
quote:
"I want to thank God (blows a kiss to the sky), my teammates and Auburn University for allowing me this opportunity. Its a privilege and an honor to be part of this elite group of athletes. The other finalists had great seasons and any one of them could be standing up here right now. I just feel so blessed to win this award. Thank you"
Then Cam runs and jumps on the first row of chairs and raises his hands in truimph while waving a little white towel.
Posted on 12/6/10 at 9:42 pm to Head Hog
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I would like to first thank Bobby Lo....I mean Coach Dy...I mean Coach Chizik. Without him my family wouldn't be ric...I mean I would have not had an oppurtunity to fulfill this dream of playing for Mississ...um Auburn. There were one hundred and eigh...um several reasons my dad, I mean I knew Gator Natio...uh Auburn was the place for me. As I was writing this speech on my lapto....uh..nevermind. Whew, I must admit I am a little nervous right now, but when the devil be bles..I mean when God be mess..uh....well....camjuice and yellawood...urrr well dad....oh yeah, he's not here...well I would just like to say in closing that I want a daycare one day and uh...I...uh...WDE
Yes!!!
Posted on 12/6/10 at 10:46 pm to The White Lobster
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"Yall bitches were dumb as frick for thinking I didnt know about the money. Hell yeah I knew about it you think im dumb or something. I played Auburn and really dont give a shite what happens to them next year cause I wont be there. Anyway lets make this short and sweet. Thank you. frick you and have a good night. Peace bitches."
I don't care that you're a Bammer. That's funny!
Posted on 12/7/10 at 12:02 am to AUfan87
Well, first of all let me say that I can finally stop fronting to the media by riding around on that lil' scooter and start whippin' my Escalade.... Damn ya'll don't know how hard that scheme really was to pull off. God bless America, and may God bless Auburn boosters. See ya on Sundays next fall! I'm out this piece bitches(knocks over podium and walks out with Cecil, Pat Dye and family attorney)....
Posted on 12/7/10 at 1:03 am to The White Lobster
Also, Cammy Cam Juice is available in the lobby.
Posted on 12/7/10 at 1:32 am to beAUjangles
Probably will say all of that but end it sort of like this.."And last, I'd like to ask yall to forgive my Dad. After all, he is human and he knows he made a big mistake. I love my dad and he has been influential in my life. Dad did tell me he intends to donate a big part of the money he received to a charity"....
This post was edited on 12/7/10 at 1:34 am
Posted on 12/7/10 at 6:07 am to Lsuhoohoo
Best trophy money can buy......
Posted on 12/7/10 at 6:18 am to thejudge
" I want to thank God and my family. I am blessed that I was the SEC Champion, and now the Heisman winner. I haz skilz, thank you."
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