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Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:14 pm
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
3661 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:14 pm
Was talking with a Texas guy down in Sarasota the other day, and he is basically claiming Arch wins the himey, Texas wins the NC, yada yada. But he mentioned to me, that last year, was the first time EVER Texas was Pre-Season number one. In the history of your glory hole program, one time. Hell, OU has been 10 times.

What gives? And don’t tell me, your boyfriend says it’s not how you start, it’s how you finish shite.
This post was edited on 8/18/26 at 8:21 pm
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
4044 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

your boyfriend says it’s not how you start, it’s how you finish shite.
quote:

himey
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glory hole program


Why are you the way you are?
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
14367 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:36 pm to
Didn't you hear they're "12-13 deep on the DL" and will finish the season with "9 first and second team All-Americanisms"?
Posted by TexasWranglers
Member since Sep 2024
2446 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:56 pm to
Sure you did. There’s easier ways to hate Texas than inventing a stupid story on the internet
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
7570 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:57 pm to
frick Texas, but PRE-season polls(said in my Jim Mora voice)?
Who
Gives
A
frick?
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
22289 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 8:59 pm to
Texas fans have been stuck in 2006 for two decades
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
4721 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:09 pm to
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OU has been 10 times

And yet… 2000.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
30871 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 3:01 pm to
We have 2 times. 2001 and 2009.

In 2001 there was a team in Miami that may have been better.

Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
2967 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 3:42 pm to
Preseason footballs bottom 10

LINK



Will Little Lord Archibald be flexing against Sam Houston again?
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
6430 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

Will Little Lord Archibald be flexing against Sam Houston again?


Still pissed he broke shite off in your arse I see



He can flex on SHSU all he wants as long as he keeps stunting on you, Arkansas, & aggy.
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
2967 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:18 pm to
Enjoy watching OU in the playoffs from your couch again Donghorn.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
6430 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:19 pm to
There is a reason Vegas has you bitches at 7.5 loser
Posted by Soonerd78
Member since Sep 2024
3654 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:22 pm to
it’s worse than that think OU bas started inside top 10 57 times
Posted by Soonerd78
Member since Sep 2024
3654 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

There is a reason Vegas has you bitches at 7.5 loser


right because we know Vegas was right when Florida kicked your arse and when you went to double OT ve Kentucky and Miss state … Vegas nailed those picks lol
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
6430 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:27 pm to
Whittingham will stomp on you soon enough.... Then UGA will thUGA you two weeks later then Texas will finish the job two weeks after that and 6 weeks into the season you will be chilling 2-3 and apoplectic and it will be glorious for every team whose fight song and mascot is not dedicated to being lying thieving pieces of shite.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
20434 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:40 pm to
Always talking about male arse. What is wrong with you?
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
2967 posts
Posted on 8/19/26 at 4:44 pm to
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There is a reason Vegas has you bitches at 7.5 lose


Did you see where Vegas had our baseball team?
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