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re: Polling confirms Missouri not a fit for SEC
Posted on 2/5/26 at 4:26 pm to Porker Face
Posted on 2/5/26 at 4:26 pm to Porker Face
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Posted on 2/5/26 at 4:28 pm to Porker Face
We aren’t southern and most Missourians don’t pretend to be
Some parts of Missouri are in the south but we absolutely are not a southern state
Some parts of Missouri are in the south but we absolutely are not a southern state
Posted on 2/5/26 at 4:33 pm to bstaceyau19
Hell yes 
Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:24 pm to Gunny Hartman
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Oklahoma thinks they're "midwestern"?!
If you look at the link... they claim Wyoming thinks they're midwestern too.
They have Oklahoma identifying 66% midwestern. I'd say Oklahoma is more like 66% southern.... and the rest of the people identify as midwestern/southwestern (texas style)/ great plains.
This post was edited on 2/5/26 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:43 pm to Porker Face
It's probably a good thing that they "self-identify" as Midwestern, considering they are a Midwestern state.
At least they admit it. If 95% of the population of Georgia identified as Northern because they consider themselves too educated and prim and proper to be Southerners, that doesn't mean they are really Northerners like they imagine themselves to be.
At least they admit it. If 95% of the population of Georgia identified as Northern because they consider themselves too educated and prim and proper to be Southerners, that doesn't mean they are really Northerners like they imagine themselves to be.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:45 pm to idlewatcher
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'member this gem?
Not a clue, Clliff Notes please!
Posted on 2/5/26 at 6:13 pm to Gunga Din
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They have Oklahoma identifying 66% midwestern. I'd say Oklahoma is more like 66% southern
Good thing someone did a study with actual methodology instead of just guessing so we know you're wrong
Posted on 2/5/26 at 6:13 pm to hsgeoboy
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Missouri is mostly below the mason dixon line lol
Columbia, MO is below it as well. LOL
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:01 pm to BobRossMobBoss
Missouri is a border state. They have a star on the battle flag. Everything south of the St. Louis/KC line is more southern than not. Everything above the line is increasingly midwestern,
Also, the great plains states (OK though ND) are their own region. Not midwestern and not mountain west.
Also, the great plains states (OK though ND) are their own region. Not midwestern and not mountain west.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:05 pm to DeltaSSiPP
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Them boys are tough, especially in CoMo. They’re built for this league.
That’s an insult to your conference
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:11 pm to Porker Face
Proud to be a Midwesterner.
As such, we are superior intellectually, and totally conned the fools of the old guard SEC out of millions in cash. Not sure what eligibility requirement the douchebag OP thinks is required for membership.
Side note...I hate grits, but do love fried chicken so I guess I'm a little conflicted. I also enjoy traveling to the SEC venues as compared to the landfill of kansas.
As such, we are superior intellectually, and totally conned the fools of the old guard SEC out of millions in cash. Not sure what eligibility requirement the douchebag OP thinks is required for membership.
Side note...I hate grits, but do love fried chicken so I guess I'm a little conflicted. I also enjoy traveling to the SEC venues as compared to the landfill of kansas.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:36 pm to Mosnowman
You made a thread recently saying we are southern because we’re fat like the rest of them are.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:48 pm to Gunny Hartman
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They have a star on the battle flag.
This was to entice them to join
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Everything south of the St. Louis/KC line is more southern than not
False. You have to get to at least Joplin or Poplar Bluff before you start talking about it
Posted on 2/5/26 at 7:51 pm to Porker Face
I guess at this rate they can take Virginia’s place
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:36 pm to Porker Face
More evidence the OP may be right......we aren't a fit
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:41 pm to TigerLunatik
The Mason-Dixon Line, if it extended west, would run directly through Hannibal, Missouri. The vast majority of the state is south of that.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:45 pm to Missouri Waltz
95% of your fellow kind doesn’t believe so.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:50 pm to Porker Face
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They have a star on the battle flag.
This was to entice them to join
Missouri had Senators and Representatives in the Confederate Congress.
The Civil War in Missouri (and it is the only state where it was the definition of a civil war) started long before Fort Sumter and lasted long after Appomattox. Missouri Bushwhackers did not tuck tail and quit like the rest of you pussies.
This post was edited on 2/5/26 at 9:53 pm
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:53 pm to Missouri Waltz
Still lost.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 9:57 pm to Porker Face
Missouri has a star on the confederate flag that’s gotta count for something.
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