MISSOURI WALTZ

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Put them out in breadbasket country and they'll farm the shite out of it.

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Farmers where I am from have started hiring white South Africans. They are reliable, know what they are doing, and are easier to understand than many native born farm workers.

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Notice that no one gets Billy Bob from the Bible tabernacle when they need an exorcism…

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There are two exorcists in the Diocese of Springfield - Cape Girardeau, Missouri, and one of them is my parish priest. He told me that 98% of the calls he receives are from Protestants.

If this is not the definition of a miracle then I would like to know what is.

LITTLE CAJUN SAINT

The United Methodist Church is a joke from top to bottom and has been since 1968, when the Methodist Church merged with the Evangelical United Brethren Church.

Some United Methodists recently bolted to the new Global Methodist Church based solely on the issue of homosexual marriage. Neither one matters. The could both cease to exist and it would be six months before anyone even noticed.

Ditching the ridiculous United Methodist Church is one of the few things I have done in my life that I know with absolute certainty was the right thing to do.

Allen Edmonds. They are very expensive but will last you literally for the rest of your life.

Once. An infection turned into sepsis. I had a tube running to my heart pumping me with antibiotics. Also got a blood transfusion. I knew that I was close to my final reward but really did not care. I received extreme unction from an African priest in a Baptist hospital. That was four years ago. I've gained 60 pounds since then.

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The Mississippi is gonna flow backwards baw

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During the earthquakes of 1811 to 1812, the Mississippi River never flowed backwards. The river merely rippled outward from the epicenter like what happens when someone tosses a rock into a pond. For the Mississippi to flow northward is a physical impossibility.

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Wonder if this flooding will mess up the crops.

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There has not been much planted thus far. The rains will delay planting by a week or two.

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Cajun navy otw

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Tell them to come north on the Mississippi River until they get to Wolf Island in Mississippi County, Missouri. I'll be waiting for them with an open bar.

I try to be a good Catholic. In fact I missed almost the entire first half of the Lady Tigers because I was at confession. I had plenty to talk about.

No one understands the Holy Trinity; not even the Pope. There are some things you have to accept on faith alone.