Missouri Waltz

There are two exorcists in the Diocese of Springfield - Cape Girardeau, Missouri, and one of them is my parish priest. If you talked to him you would believe in demonic possession. He also told me that 98 percent of the calls he receives are from Protestants.

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Did her son play baseball here?

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Yes he did. Kramer Robertson. Never worked out for him in MLB.

I live on the New Madrid Fault. 4.9 is nothing.

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Liberals say #TearItDown

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Judy Smith Photography posted these on Facebook. If you want to see all of the windows then you can go to her page, but if so you had better hurry. As you said, the Cultural Marxists will probably try to have them removed from the church and Facebook both.

How many Capitol Hill Policemen did it take to subdue him? Four? Five?

I'd say that Marine made a pretty good accounting of himself.

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He's a soundbite clown.

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His witticisms used to be pretty entertaining but are growing increasingly obnoxious.

I like my coffee rich and buy Folger's 1850 Trailblazer. It is about like Community but I think tastes better.

I have a French coffee press but am far too impatient to use it. If Keurig can't make it then I am not drinking it.

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Chicago Beef sandwich and Fried Shrimp Po boy

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It depends on what you are hungry for.

When in Chicago get an Italian beef sandwich. They are like the very best French dip sandwich you will ever eat.

When in New Orleans go for the fried shrimp poboy. It just makes sense.

I agree with the poster who said some people try too hard and go way overboard making roast beef poboys as sloppy as possible. I had one like that at Acme Oyster House and was not the least bit impressed with it. Then again nothing at Acme Oyster House impresses me.

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I'd bite you too if you stuck me in a cage.

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He only goes there to sleep and when he wants to. I lock him in overnight so that he doesn't take a dump in the house. He had just entered and I reached in to remove his stuffed duck. That is when he went into attack mode.

I grew up in a town of less than 6,000 people. It was an assumption that male kids would join the BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA.

The Catholics had a white troop.

The Methodists had a white troop.

The Baptists had a white troop.

The black kids didn't get to be Boy Scouts.

Conservatives in our country have been sitting back and being force fed since Woodrow Wilson was president. We have done nothing to fight back. We have the means but do not have the will. We will sit passively by and watch while our Christian culture is destroyed.