That Book of Revelations melt from the Tennessee fan last night made me think of this legendary Old Mrs fan during Nutt's last season and I just had to unearth it. Even years later, this melt still holds its value..

Any of you panty waisted girls that have conspired to ruin this football program up for a challenge? Ill take on all comers in a Grove cage match before the Georgia game. O-Line, LBs, WRs, D-Line, the whole lot of you Jax State and Vandy rejects that have ruined our football program are invited. Ill take you on one at a time or an entire unit if it will fit in the cage. Coaches are invited too, cause all of you are overpaid fairies that arent doing your jobs.

Those inbred Arky folks were spot on. You suck balls at everything but texting and eating hog head souse. AD lady, bring it and make sure your comb over pretty boy hair comes with you. I love kicking bank teller's asses. Wear one of those goofy bankers hats if you can. We’ll fight for fun until you cry uncle or piss your panties. Who am I kidding, you fairies dont know how to fight for fun. Hell, I may even eat some barbed wire before the match just to get a good burn started. Cooters, all of you, and you have turned this program into a steaming pile of bear poo just like MSU was when Croom was there. Remember Croom and the booty whipping the Rebs put on his team his last game. Some of you were there, and you are worse. That hunchbacked "illegitimate child" in Starkville is going to bend you over and go "$#!+ full" on you again this year. He will probably squeeze a load of god knows what out of that hump on his back in your faces. Hell you let Vandy prison rape you and asked for more. The same types ruined both programs…..Ole Miss was just later to get infected with this redneck aids. Well, MSU was infected with redneck aids and Ole Miss signed up for a girl's STD. At least MSU went to the County office and got a shot to cure them. Look around, if you don’t see the folks with an STD on the team, YOU HAVE IT.

You let Jax State kick your booty at home last year on opening day. Vandy and MSU drove is straight up your pooper and you enjoyed it. Must have, because you are back asking for more of it this year. You start the year by letting a bunch of no star choir boys from the mountains beat you like a four year old step child from Russia. Did anyone tell you? You play in the SEC and you eat pieces of $#!+ like BYU for breakfast? Probably not, cause your coaches dont realize they are in the SEC, they are too busy doing something other than coaching. Hell, Helen Keller can see that and she was blind and is DEAD. Then you go and really piss me off. You let Vandy get some strange from your asses. Wait, it aint strange for Vandy cause they have had you 3 of the last 4 years. You are Vandy's bitch. Let that sink in. Vandy, a damn school for smart folks and learning and such. You are a bunch of smart kid's prison bitches.

So come get it. Grove, Cage, before the Georgia game. I win bitches, check mate, game over. Ill be opening a fence post size can of whip booty and you girls will be drinking it through a funnel. For those of you smoking the ganja, I'll be rolling up a beautiful blunt full of red haired booty stomping and youll be taking it through a bong. Full on hard core booty whipping. In the Grove. BEFORE GAWGA takes their turn in the train line.

You know why I win and you get your booty whipped? I’m tough, I make boo boos cry. You dont have to rub sand paper on my booty to make me mean, I was born that way. Once killed 10 puppies in a Piggly Wiggly sack with a double barrel. 10 puppies. Piggly Wiggly. Badass, plain and simple. YOU ARE NOT BADASSES. Unless you count tweeting. Yall should stop tweeting and start twatting, cause that's what you are. You twat every Saturday on the field.

A week ago I was attacked by some ungodly foot pain the doctor told me was gout. My left foot won’t fit in a shoe, big toe is swollen in place, wont move. Doctor told me to stay off me feet for a week. I told him to fist himself. Why, because I am a badass and the Dr IS NOT A BADASS. He may work for Ole Miss athletics. Probably does some doctoring on your infections down there. All that alone doesn’t guarantee that I will whip all your asses. What does make me the odds on favorite is that I took my flatland, gout footed booty to the Colorado Rockies and did 25 miles over the last few days with a 40 pound pack. No pain meds because I give Vicodin a backache. Did I mention I tore my ACL early on day 1? Yep, Im a badass. YOU ARE NOT. You stub your big toe and use it as an excuse to let VANDY rape you. Cam Elkins, Freedy Wayne. You wanna fight for money huh? Continental Divide Trail style. Slept with bears and cougars and they sharted their fur at the mention of my name. Bears hung their dinner in a tree to keep me from taking it. Elevation gains from 8000 to 11500+ multiple times. Goats and Big Horn were wheezing like asthma. No tent, sleet, rough terrain, beetle timber falls, skree climbs. You girls would shart your pants thinking about. Hell some of you are such fairies that you probably squirted em a bit reading about it. Its ok, my brother $#!+ his pants too.

You sandy splits that have ruined Ole Miss for those of us that love her. You couldn’t have done what I did because you wear skid marked panties you took from your granny's drawer, all of you. You stole Granny's panties to sniff on and wear. Sickos, perverts, twatters. Fairy trash Choctaw County bitches, each and every one of you. Go home, back to the trailer you crawled from under, you aint welcome here. Either leave or prove your manhood. Prove you deserve your place in Ole Miss football lore. Claim the wins you think you worked for. Look across the line at the oppostition and make them shart their jock straps out of fear. You all should start the Georgia game off with a 15 yarder for bitch slapping the player across from you to show you mean business. Hell, dont wait till the game starts, come out for warm ups and start a damn fight. PROVE YOUR MANHOOD. If you have it in you.

It starts Saturday, come get you booty whipped at my tailgate. Ill feed you some gun powder, call your momma names, slap you around, kick you in the Nutts, and beat your asses. Generally toughen you up............The Grove, The Cage, GAWGA!!!