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re: Never forget that Kalen Deboer has cried openly infront of and even to his players

Posted on 10/15/25 at 8:09 am to
Posted by NWLA_Bama
Member since Aug 2024
1291 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 8:09 am to
quote:

Real talk though. Why are coaching buyouts so outrageous?



The buyout is for the protection of both the school and the coach. If the school wants to get rid of the coach before the contract is up, they have to pay the buyout.

If the coach wants to bolt to another job and leave the school looking for a new coach, either the coach or the school he's going to has to pay the buyout to the school he's wanting to leave. So it's a double edge sword. I can see the reason for it, I just don't understand why they are so high.
Posted by bamabaseballsec
Member since Dec 2020
3264 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 8:19 am to
This is not a real leader of men.


lol ohh so bama needs evaluations from a fanbase that drinks beer thru their butts. Cool story let everyone in neyland north know. It’s been almost a year since they had a good joke from the volunteer state.
Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
8001 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 8:22 am to
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Even included a Stingray gif.


Yep HUGE State fan and obviously hated the VOLS when he signed up for an account around 3 weeks ago...
Posted by BellsOfTheGrind
The Grind
Member since Sep 2025
705 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 8:36 am to
The buyout is for the protection of both the school and the coach

There are better solutions imo that wouldn't put schools in a position to always have to one up each other with bigger buyouts that they often get held hostage with.

If I'm an AD, I would just raise the salary from the very beginning on a per year basis based on performance each year but I would pick a great coach and would make the annual offer so high that the coach wouldn't need to stress over a buyout in the first place. If he sucks after year two, audios. No buyout drama.

This could set a new precedent that would protect universities from being stuck with terrible coaches like Billy without having to pay them 5 years to a decade worth of salary for a crummy buyout clause just to get rid of him.
This post was edited on 10/15/25 at 8:42 am
Posted by JLFVFFL
In your head
Member since Dec 2021
109 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 8:42 am to
Why do birds fly upside down over Alabama?


Because there ain't nothing worth shitting on.



Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
10575 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 8:51 am to
Kalen Deboer sits down to pee
Posted by Frog Hide
Member since Oct 2025
712 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 9:02 am to
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Burger King is retiring the king. The King is retired.

I hear that they won't be using the "Have it your way" slogan either.

We hear your wife sued them. Said that was her slogan with Dave Serrano and other UT coaches, players, and fans.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5424 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 9:15 am to
Heupel cries openly when he unboxes his Big Macs.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10129 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 9:16 am to
If you plucked the setting of Trailer Park Boys out of Nova Scotia and dropped it in east Tennessee, changed everyone's accents from Canadian to hick, and changed Julian's drink from a rum and coke to a whiskey and coke, it would be the perfect representation of the life of your average Vols fan. Dealing drugs and engaging in petty theft, in and out of prison, dreaming that one day if everything works out just right they might be able to move into a double-wide.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26128 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 9:17 am to
Playoff wins in the history of the universe

Kalen DeBoer: 1
The University of Tennessee: 0
Posted by BellsOfTheGrind
The Grind
Member since Sep 2025
705 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 9:19 am to
Alabama trailer parks are far worse than what's depicted in the show Trailer Park Boys.
Posted by Frog Hide
Member since Oct 2025
712 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 9:42 am to
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If you plucked the setting of Trailer Park Boys out of Nova Scotia and dropped it in east Tennessee, changed everyone's accents from Canadian to hick, and changed Julian's drink from a rum and coke to a whiskey and coke, it would be the perfect representation of the life of your average Vols fan. Dealing drugs and engaging in petty theft, in and out of prison, dreaming that one day if everything works out just right they might be able to move into a double-wide.

If you pulled half their teeth, rotted the other half, gave them an IQ of 65, and had them frick close relatives. You couid call it Alabama Trailer Park Boys
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
4915 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 9:49 am to
Jesus Christ
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19987 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 9:59 am to
You are crying in this thread.
Posted by tigersmanager
Member since Jun 2010
9187 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:57 am to
facts
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26953 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 11:21 am to
Pretty sure my dad would leave his grave and slap the shite out of me for being such a bitch.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17516 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 11:39 am to
quote:

quote:
Even included a Stingray gif.



Yep HUGE State fan and obviously hated the VOLS when he signed up for an account around 3 weeks ago...


When you've been banned over 50 times you have to find new and inventive ways to come back, if you're a big enough loser to keep coming back after being banned over 50 times, that is.
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2153 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 11:58 am to
Come Sunday you will mysteriously disappear…. And then another idiot Tennessee Alt will mysteriously appear.
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
3976 posts
Posted on 10/15/25 at 12:22 pm to
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To be fair Debeor couldn’t even beat Nico


Touché.
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