Favorite team:Tennessee 
Location:In your head
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Interests:Beating Bama, LS Who, Floridah, & Auburn in every sport that matters
Occupation:IT
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Registered on:12/10/2021
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Why do birds fly upside down over Alabama?


Because there ain't nothing worth shitting on.

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Tennessee has made five appearances in the SEC Championship Game and has won it twice.

The Vols have played in the championship game in the 1997, 1998, 2001, 2004, and 2007 seasons, with wins in 1997 and 1998.

Tennessee's SEC Championship Game Appearances:

1997: Won 30-29 against Auburn

1998: Won 24-14 against Mississippi State

2001: Lost 31-20 against LSU

2004: Lost 38-28 against Auburn

2007: Lost 21-14 against LSU

Misery may have joined in 2012 and went to the SEC Championship those 2 times, but it was during our dumpster fire decade and a half. STFU!

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Ole Piss
Chickens
LS Who
Chrome Domes
My Vols!

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AL: 9-3
AU: 6-6
FL: 6-6
TX "horns down": 10-2
A&M 2nd in TX: 8-4
LSWho : 10-2
MO Felines: 7-5
KY Pussycats: 4-8
VY Commodes: 4-8
GA Leg Humpers: 9 -3
SC Chickens: 8-4
Ole Piss: 9-3
MSU Puppies: 2-10
The REAL UT: 10-2
AR Piglets: 7-5
OK Sooners: 8-5


Go Vols! :govols:

re: Tennessee names QB starter

Posted by JLFVFFL on 8/18/25 at 8:18 am to
Who are the other Latino QBs you're talking about?
I used to try and get to at least one game every year, but not anymore.

Cons far outweigh the Pros when it comes to college sports anymore.

At the game:

You can cheer and high five the guy next to you.

Go to the bathroom and miss a big play.

Try to look around the fan in front of you who REFUSES to sit down EVER!

Pay $12 for a beer or upwards of $10 for a coke, not to mention the price of food.

Be forced to have your neighbor almost in your lap unless you buy 2 or 3 tickets to sit comfortable on the sheet metal bench.

At home:

Cook what you want WHEN you want.

Enjoy the game with or without friends in your lap.

PTG TGP (Pause the game to go pee) and not miss a thing.

Buy a 12 pack for the price of 1 beer at the stadium.

Enjoy the cold HVAC vs 100 degree heat (and sometimes rain).

And traffic! Hah! SCREW the traffic.

re: Storming the field

Posted by JLFVFFL on 7/29/25 at 11:01 am to
Usually, yes. But at least WE know what getting a high rank feels like.

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TN 10 -2

Wins in K-town over Jawja and a win over either Bama or Florida on the road. But we'll lay an egg at Miss St or hosting Oklahoma.

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re: Documentary on Texas BBQ

Posted by JLFVFFL on 6/13/25 at 9:23 am to
I am married to a 6thgeneration NC girl out of the Piedmont area. There is no such thing as "Mustard" based sauce in NC. That is specific to SC and it is NASTY!

Why would anyone eat mustard Bar-B-Que is beyond me. Guess I'm spoiled on that good ole vinegar base.

re: Off Topic Question

Posted by JLFVFFL on 6/10/25 at 10:24 am to
Ingredients
3 bananas, sliced
1 tablespoon lemon juice, freshly squeezed
1 (3-ounce) package JELL-O lemon-flavored gelatin
1 (3-ounce) package JELL-O orange-flavored gelatin
2 cups boiling water
1 1/2 cups cold water
1 (20-ounce) can pineapple, crushed, drained (reserve juice - should be about 1 cup)*
1 (16-ounce) package miniature marshmallows
1 cup granulated sugar
5 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 egg, lightly beaten
1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1 container whipping cream or whipped topping (Cool Whip)
1/2 cup sharp cheddar cheese, grated
There needs to be some sort of balance here. I know everyone on here, including me, think the NCAA is a bunch on overpaid dipshits that don't have a clue.

Somehow either the NCAA or the Commissioners of ALL D1 schools need to get together and figure this cluster out!

There needs to be RULES. Without rules there is chaos.

Put a cap on this crap. The NFL has one. Limit what they can make regardless. Hell, they didn't make a penny (legally) before this started.

Also, if there are off or on the field issues during the season...FINE them. Not just a slap on the wrist. MAKE IT FLIPPIN HURT!

And if they opt out of a game be it regular season, playoffs, or a bowl game. I would take at least 10% back for "Breach of Contract".

Hell, I'd go as far as if they hit the portal make them pay back the balance of what would have been owed to them.

College football is broken BAD. I have lost interest in the sport because it has become the minor league NFL.

Enough said. I'm going to watch the NCAA Baseball now.

re: Realistic Final 4 Predictions

Posted by JLFVFFL on 3/18/25 at 1:27 pm to
Florida
Michigan State
Tennessee
Duke
No it doesn't. That river is the Olentangy, that feeds off the Scioto that resembles a swamp in some locations.

Go Vols!
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re: Vols at Ohio State

Posted by JLFVFFL on 12/9/24 at 7:37 am to
Yeah, while you sit at home and touch yourself.
Week 2 Games

Texas 7.5 MICHIGAN
OKLAHOMA STATE 8 Arkansas
AUBURN 13 California
KENTUCKY 10 South Carolina
MISSISSIPPI 42 Middle Tennessee State
ALABAMA 30.5 South Florida
MISSOURI 34.5 Buffalo
Tennessee 9.5 North Carolina State *
OKLAHOMA 29 Houston
Arizona State 5.5 Mississippi State
Another way for Hazlam to get his paws in the university.
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i can tell you without a doubt, it will NOT be Tennessee with their
Pillsbury dough boy head coach. Their already claiming to have a
Heisman contender QB.

Go back to English class dumbass.

It's "They're not Their".

And at the beginning of the season every team has or hopes to have a Heisman candidate. We'll settle it on the 3rd Saturday in October.

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USC Jr:
Years ago, say 25, they were very nice and hospitable.

20 years into the future, about 2019, I have NEVER been elbowed, pushed out of my bench seat, or punched in the ribs so many times in one game. Ever since Spurrier put them on a map, they have been rude, obnoxious, and arrogant. Will never go to Columbia for a game again!

UGA:
Just plain butthead. Think they're better than everyone else. Your day is coming.

KY:
Pricks!

As for the rest. No beefs, yets.

Go Vols

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