For my 50,000th post I'd like to get a few things off my chest.

Firstly, Auburn fans are sunburned and uneducated relics of mediocrity and sorrow. It is currently the least interesting football program in an SEC West that isn't going to take their foot off Auburn's pock marked melanoma neck. You have all the delusion of the LSU fanbase but without any of the culture that LSU has. When you think of Sweet Home Alabama, you don't think of Auburn. UGA has owned Auburn both home and away for 20 years. You sucked, and still suck, with no light at the end of the tunnel for a program with an adulterer at the helm who runs off all your best players because his whore only fricks the basketball team and not offensive linemen. Nobody respects the Auburn football program.

Tennessee, I have illegitimate children graduating college since the last time your team was relevant. Fat white Karens are a solid 50% of your fanbase, self-assured obnoxious middle aged hick women who hate themselves at night when left to their own thoughts. The fat white uneducated hick men of the Vol Nation aren't self-aware enough to hate themselves, yet. But it's coming. You occasionally find yourself scrolling for a handgun online, but you don't really shoot and don't really want to. You just want to hold something powerful in your hand and hope you don't ever have to use it, especially on yourself. Think about it this way- Butch Jones was the best coach you've had since Fulmer.

Florida, your entire football program is in shambles. Rebuild would be a polite way to say that Muschamp took you down a notch, then McElwain took you down another, then Mullen completely ran it into the ground. I'll give you the glory of the Spurrier and Urban years, and in that honesty let's also admit those were the only years that your program has ever been relevant, over a very long history. Florida has regressed to the mean, and it's not climbing back up to greatness anytime soon. The graduates of the school don't care much about football, but the cracker nation sure does; the singlewide dwelling toothless recipients of disability checks that are the foundation of the Gator Nation make the Auburn fans look like Mediterranean socialites at a Monaco rooftop party. You will continue to be broken in half like a bitch, physically, in the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail party for the foreseeable future. And by foreseeable, I mean at least ten years. When I think of broken Mad Dog 20/20 bottles, Swisher Sweet butts, and McDonalds wrappers on the sidewalk, I think of Gainesville Florida. Also, Tom Petty never gave a shite about Gainesville. He got his big break, hauled arse, and never came back. Stop with the "Hey Baby, there ain't no easy way out" bullshite in the 4th quarter. You can't make it true just by doing it. It's like continuing to claim Ft Caroline was on the St John's River even though records from Spain says it isn't true. Everything about you is bullshite. Not as many people are buying the bullshite as you think. You aren't far behind Tennessee right now, same trajectory to rock bottom.

South Carolina owns the SEC in three categories- perfectly groomed goatees, arm tattoos of Japanese letters, and flatbill cap placement. Knee high socks with New Balance sneakers and cargo shorts with a story about a wealthy uncle and some bullshite Cherokee blood would also be winners, but the NCAA hasn't sanctioned those categories yet. Off-campus stadium in the abandoned warehouse district of a crumbling capital city. Yall never should have left the ACC. You can crow about the 4 or 5 times yall beat UGA in the last 20 years, but you still know it is true. UGA has the same record against South Carolina as South Carolina has against Vanderbilt. The way you cock fans think of Vanderbilt is how UGA fans think of you.

Alabama, 33-18. A ringo ate your baby.

UGA is better than all of you. Not just as champions; we're better people. Suck the yeast off my dog dick.