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re: LSU, Kiffin and The Greatest Troll of All-Time

Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:56 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72468 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

you are going to melt hard if this doesnt happen.


I’d say that elaborate giant wall of text he posted indicates melting has already commenced.
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
681 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 10:01 pm to
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I’d say that elaborate giant wall of text he posted indicates melting has already commenced.


That’s called “cope” and not “melt.”

Posted by tiger81
Brentwood, TN.
Member since Jan 2008
21058 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 10:13 pm to
Lane is gone, next step acceptance.
Posted by Raoul_Duke
Denton, TX
Member since Nov 2012
756 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 10:14 pm to
How about Lane goes to Carter and says he wants to go to Florida (the school that always made the most sense personally/professionally for him)…... But he doesn’t want to bail on the Ole Miss team unless they miss the playoffs. So a win Friday and he stays. A loss and he goes to Florida……technically nobody would know where he’s going yet

LSU is the 3rd team in negotiations to drive up the price. Sexton plays along because of the whole governor thing and to max out his earnings.

Only buddies Carter and Kiffin know what’s really happening. Ole Miss and Carter play along because they have no other choice and will collapse if Kiffin leaves. They put the players through this because if you can’t handle this pressure/distraction then you can’t handle the playoffs. They know all will be forgiven with the fans if he stays. Plus if he leaves for Florida there will be less blowback than LSU
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13396 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 10:14 pm to
TLDR. He gone!
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
14755 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 11:00 pm to
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Here’s the deal, most of us believe that LSU deserves this treatment (even if it doesn’t get it).

Also- if Kiffin actually does go there, I’ll think very differently of him than if he left us for Florida.


Here's the deal...nobody fricking cares what you think.... So there's that...especially Kiffin. Go to bed.
Posted by mudshuvl05
Member since Nov 2023
3155 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 4:28 am to
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hence the preoccupation with slavery
Your school's name, i.e., Ole Miss, is *literally* a euphemism for, "the slavemaster's wife," you autistic Edgar Allen Poe. Stop with your jaded, ex-lover novels and try to keep up.
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
2600 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:52 am to
WHAT a melt. I commend you for this sir.
Posted by geauxcoco
Greenville, SC
Member since Apr 2007
12644 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:55 am to
Holy shite, dude I’m not reading all of that. I think you need to find a little more productive things to do with your time than worry about LSU so damn much.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
3374 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 6:58 am to
Holy shite. Talk about TL/DR.

Cliffs?
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
681 posts
Posted on 11/25/25 at 11:32 pm to
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Holy shite. Talk about TL/DR. Cliffs?


It’s a fiction or maybe a story or maybe a script or perhaps a truth.

Regardless, it is Lane’s redemption.

From villain to hero to villain and back to hero.


Posted by Dindjarin
Member since Jan 2024
29 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 12:11 am to
I’m not reading all this shite
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19339 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 12:17 am to
I Google searched 'Melt' and this thread was the 4th listing

Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18800 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 12:33 am to
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
20366 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 12:36 am to
You writing a book bro?
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
681 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 12:59 am to
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I Google searched 'Melt' and this thread was the 4th listing


Wow- I don’t even know what to say.
Posted by Mediocre
Member since Oct 2025
451 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 5:34 am to
Ole Miss would be foolish to dive this deep into another schools affairs as it would be a massive distraction from the CFB playoffs. As it has been already for the players. Doubt they do this purposefully at all.
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
681 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 7:06 pm to
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
681 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 7:07 pm to
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
18804 posts
Posted on 11/26/25 at 7:14 pm to
Poor lil stepping stone.
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