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Looking for ways to talk smack to Alabama
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:07 pm
With most of the teams in the West becoming rent-a-win games for Arkansas, Alabama has become tFlagship's true nemesis.
It's just hard to trash talk them since I can't remember the last time we beat them. Hoping fans of LSU or one of the other schools owned by bama could help with this.
TIA
It's just hard to trash talk them since I can't remember the last time we beat them. Hoping fans of LSU or one of the other schools owned by bama could help with this.
TIA
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Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:07 pm to hawgfaninc
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Looking for ways to talk smack to Alabama
there's really nothing you can say at this point. Oh well.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:08 pm to hawgfaninc
What kind of troll is this?
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:08 pm to WG_Dawg
quote:this
there's really nothing you can say at this point. Oh well.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:09 pm to CapstoneGrad06
It's an LSU troll.
I will allow it
I will allow it
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:09 pm to CapstoneGrad06
I believe they call it "ineffective". I'm not a fan of the style, personally.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:09 pm to hawgfaninc
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With most of the teams in the West becoming rent-a-win games for Arkansas, Alabama has become tFlagship's true nemesis.
It's just hard to trash talk them since I can't remember the last time we beat them. Hoping fans of LSU or one of the other schools owned by bama could help with this.
TIA
That flagship post really got you inspired, huh?
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:10 pm to TT9
Um rednecks, tea bagging, killing folks after losses, fricking our sister, and beating our wives are pretty common
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:11 pm to hawgfaninc
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Hoping fans of LSU or one of the other schools owned by bama could help with this
Talk about next year
Hope McFadden outperforms Lacy in the NFL this season
Talk about your states culcha
Post shirtless pics of Arkansas players and admire their veins, point to this as a sign that the end is near for the gumps.
There are other methods but these are tried and true
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:12 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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It's an LSU troll.
^
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:14 pm to hawgfaninc
If you could get this guy eligible for your Bama game, it would give you quality ammo =)
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:23 pm to hawgfaninc
quote:If you actually want to smack talk about football, then I think all resources have been exhausted and yielded very little at this point.
Looking for ways to talk smack to Alabama by hawgfaninc
You could always try the tea bagging, tree killing, Bear's was a drunk cheating arse, Dodge Charger, Hot Wheelz, T'town Menswear, house sitting, Saban/Mark Emmert routes and see if you get any traction.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:24 pm to RT1941
You left our Tom Ritter, the SEC offices in Birmingham, and schedules
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:26 pm to rockiee
Alabama vs Arkansas at a glance:
Head to Head (L5 seasons): Bama 5-0
Head to Head (L10 Games): Bama 9-1
Overall (L5 Seasons): Bama 62-7, Ark 33-30
Overall (L10 Seasons): Bama 111-25, Ark 74-54
Conf Champs (L10 Seasons): Bama 4, Ark 0
NC (L10 Seasons): Bama 4, Ark 0
Im gonna say that you probably want to avoid anything involving a "statistical comparison" and focus on the intangibles like the fact that your coach would probably win in a cage match with our coach.
Head to Head (L5 seasons): Bama 5-0
Head to Head (L10 Games): Bama 9-1
Overall (L5 Seasons): Bama 62-7, Ark 33-30
Overall (L10 Seasons): Bama 111-25, Ark 74-54
Conf Champs (L10 Seasons): Bama 4, Ark 0
NC (L10 Seasons): Bama 4, Ark 0
Im gonna say that you probably want to avoid anything involving a "statistical comparison" and focus on the intangibles like the fact that your coach would probably win in a cage match with our coach.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 12:26 pm to hawgfaninc
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With most of the teams in the West becoming rent-a-win games for Arkansas
Yall are our rent-a-win
Posted on 4/20/16 at 1:21 pm to hawgfaninc
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I can't remember the last time we beat them
2006
9 straight wins. Ouch.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 1:23 pm to hawgfaninc
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With most of the teams in the West becoming rent-a-win games for Arkansas, Alabama has become tFlagship's true nemesis.
Not so fast, there is a big gay wall in your way.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 1:31 pm to hawgfaninc
Tell them you heard, everytime they win yet another championship trophy, it's shown at walmart for a day.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 1:32 pm to tide06
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Overall (L5 Seasons): Bama 62-7, Ark 33-30 Overall (L10 Seasons): Bama 111-25, Ark 74-54
yeah, when you've lost more times in 5 years than the other team has in 10 (11, or 12 realistically) years, there's not much to say.
Posted on 4/20/16 at 1:38 pm to hawgfaninc
The annual Running of the Gumps is about it these days. Most of them around here even seem to be ashamed.
That and the whole ya'll don't do other sports well works, but they don't really care. I probably wouldn't either if we were that good at football.
That and the whole ya'll don't do other sports well works, but they don't really care. I probably wouldn't either if we were that good at football.
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