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re: Let's All Piss on Lane Kiffin

Posted on 9/18/26 at 8:03 am to
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
17182 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 8:03 am to
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You’re on a message board that is going to pull in the most avid fans and you’re taking exception to shite talking and false bravado?


Oh I don't take exception at all.

But I reserve the right to keep receipts and hold them up when it happens again.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
37173 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 8:16 am to
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You could also argue that Kelly should've done better based on what he did at Notre Dame.



He should have. I don't think anyone would oppose that thinking.


If the worst coach in Ole Miss history was able to win a NC here, then the Best coach in Notre Dame history should have been able to as well.

Difference is that one had a desire to prove that everyone was wrong about him and the other didn't.
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
17182 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 8:23 am to
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He should have. I don't think anyone would oppose that thinking.


I do.

I think it's a variation on the Unstoppable Force fallacy that fans fall into.

If Gus Malzahn can win a title anyone can. If DeBoer can get to the champ game with Washington imagine what he'll do at Alabama! If Ed O can win, Lane Kiffin can get Ole Miss to the playoffs ...

etc etc

Nothing is guaranteed and teams ebb and flow all the time.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
36571 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 8:23 am to
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Let's All Piss on Lane Kiffin


Pretty sure he moved to Baton Rouge because you can already get this service at every corner.

Weirdly enough there's enough STDs in the area that it's referred to as a "Purple and Gold" unironically.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
37173 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 8:54 am to
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Nothing is guaranteed and teams ebb and flow all the time.



True.


But LSU seems to be more stable than most historically. In our entire history there have only been two periods of 3 or more consecutive losing seasons: 1954-56 and 1989-94.


And to find another instance of back to back losing seasons, there's 98-99 and then you have to go all the way back to before the formation of the SEC.


I'm surprised by that fact, so I know that other fanbases will find it hard to believe. But I really think that everyone's view of LSU historically is clouded by the losing streak from 89-94.

Hence the joke "LSU football started in 2000".

Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
37173 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 9:27 am to
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Deboer has never had more than 4 losses in a season as a D1 coach.

Kiffin has had 6 seasons (out of 14) as a D1 coach with 4 or more losses. He has had 4 or more losses at least once at every stop along the way.




I love how you leave out the part where Deboer's first season with 4 losses in his entire coaching career was his first season at Alabama.

In both of his seasons coaching Alabama, he has accumulated 4 losses.


That's something that should worry y'all.


Another thing that should be of concern to the gumps is the fact that his Bama teams' Avg points per game decreased from 2024 to 2025 and the avg points allowed increased during that timeframe.


Slowly it trickles away, and soon enough what Saban built will join all other empires in the ashheap of history.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
76990 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 9:44 am to
Maybe Pete Golding will come through one more time and get Alabama fans a win this weekend.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61986 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 10:02 am to
The fact that this is college football makes it all the more sad and pathetic.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
56702 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 10:07 am to
Oh boy.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
26886 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 10:14 am to
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In both of his seasons coaching Alabama, he has accumulated 4 losses.


Deboer has feasted on LSU like a Sun Belt cupcake. Which is what is in LSU’s future at the rate they are going.
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
10834 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 10:22 am to
Maybe Fla St can get L$u a win this weekend.
Y’all dickride every team Bama plays since 21-0
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
76990 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 10:23 am to
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Maybe Fla St can get L$u a win this weekend.
Y’all dickride every team Bama plays since 21-0


Is that who y'all play? Just another cupcake then.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
5467 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 10:26 am to
Coaching records aren’t everything.

DeBoer has a top 5 record yet there’s many instances in the last 2 years where he got his arse handed to him by teams that matched him in physicality and coaching competency.
This post was edited on 9/18/26 at 10:29 am
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
10834 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 10:42 am to
Bama cupcake game is usually the first week of November…..you know, when L3u annually gives up on football, doesn’t even talk about basketball, and dreams of baseball.
Last year must’ve been hard to take. Kudos to you for surviving!!
to y’all winning 8 FB games in ‘26!!! Would be a monumental achievement considering the total collapse in ‘25 mid-season.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
37187 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 10:54 am to
Some of y'all have the grossest fetishes
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
17182 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 10:55 am to
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But LSU seems to be more stable than most historically. In our entire history there have only been two periods of 3 or more consecutive losing seasons: 1954-56 and 1989-94.


Sure, but we aren't talking about 8-4 to 10-2 seasons here. We're talking about a scenario where you're a playoff threat every single year.

Bama from 09 to 2022 or so, etc.
Posted by chaso
clinton ms.
Member since Aug 2006
3412 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:02 am to
That's why he went to LSU He's fixin ta eat LSU @ the Smorgasbord
Posted by chaso
clinton ms.
Member since Aug 2006
3412 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:11 am to
As a man called Jeff Foworthy used to say, "if you're a man and you put pantyhose on another man, you might be gay"
Posted by GreatPumpkin
Member since Mar 2022
3505 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:16 am to
Pictures like these are the only good thing that will come from AI
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
10166 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 11:28 am to
Not even if he's on fire.
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