Started By
Message

re: John Parker Wilson to be Etling at practice

Posted on 10/28/16 at 1:51 pm to
Posted by Taurus 357
Great Lakes Gambler
Member since Dec 2014
3916 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

Wow!! All that physical ability and he never got to do anything but hold a clipboard for 5 NFL seasons.


LMAO- I have to laugh at that clown ReauxlTard. He is such a good homer for Bama. The best knob polisher that the faculty could find in Tuscaloosa. One of the worst posters on here. And that's saying something.
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 1:56 pm to
Should have gotten Slowy McTurnover to play etling...it's a better match
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46184 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

I don't think we did.

I didn't say everybody did. But there were some in this thread that definitely did.

quote:

Consider this, though: even if you accept that Etling is no better than JPW (which I don't), isn't it funny how we can take a QB that's no better than one of the worst ones the red horde fielded in recent memory - and actually start WINNING with him?

Umm you do realize Saban won 12 games with John Parker Wilson in his second year right?
This post was edited on 10/28/16 at 1:59 pm
Posted by Bham Bammer
Member since Nov 2014
14479 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

isn't it funny how we can take a QB that's no better than one of the worst ones the red horde fielded in recent memory - and actually start WINNING with him?

It'll be funny if he looks serviceable against Alabama and Florida, or at least if your offense is able to do enough to win. Harris could've won the last three games.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22593 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

Wow!! All that physical ability and he never got to do anything but hold a clipboard for 5 NFL seasons. Must not have had the mental faculties to play QB in the NFL. Looks like he was born to be a scout team QB.




So he's a much better QB than the past 2 QB's we've used to beat the shite outta LSU is what you're saying? As neither of them made it to the NFL at all.

Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83445 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

LMAO- I have to laugh at that clown ReauxlTard. He is such a good homer for Bama. The best knob polisher that the faculty could find in Tuscaloosa. One of the worst posters on here. And that's saying something.
What?
Posted by Corn dog ninja
Corndog U
Member since Oct 2016
192 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 2:08 pm to
Etling doesn't sport the Bieber hair.
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19049 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 2:56 pm to
Whose gonna play Chad Jones!
Posted by Mindenfan
Minden
Member since Sep 2006
4786 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

John Parker Wilson to be Etling at practice by TideTurfquote:John Parker Wilson's natural position on the football field? Flat on his bac The gift that keeps on giving
I admit it was not original, but everyone else was piling on, so.....JPW played very well once he had an o line worth a darn.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

JPW was twice the QB Etling is. Etling has two options, a WR or dump it off to the RB.


3 options. We have tight ends
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 3:10 pm to
Look at the auburn fan riding that Bama dick. Adorable
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83445 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

3 options. We have tight ends
You won't after Reuben knocks their asses into next week.












Ok I'm making things up at this point.
This post was edited on 10/28/16 at 3:12 pm
Posted by Jenar Boy
Elsewhere
Member since Aug 2013
12527 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

Harris could've won the last three games.


But he only played in 1 of the last 3
Posted by vinceclsu
Walker. LA
Member since Feb 2006
289 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 3:28 pm to
Neither can throw the ball downfield.
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46184 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

Look at the auburn fan riding that Bama dick. Adorable


Or just pointing out the glaring flaw in an argument presented.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Wait, this guy?


Yep, we're screwed.
Do y'all not understand what the scout team does? He's imitating your QB.
Posted by JohnnyU
Florida
Member since Nov 2006
12350 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 4:36 pm to
I remember him.

Was 1-2 vs LSU as a starter and 1-3 for his career. Needed a 4 interception performance from Jarrett Lee (1 for a pick six) to squeak out an OT victory against us.

He was really something.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24113 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

Except I have no damm clue who that is.



Game of thrones. Probably the only known dwarf actor besides the mini me guy.
Posted by Number 31
St. Tammany
Member since Jul 2016
4178 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 4:39 pm to
It's pretty sad that all these Bama grads can't get a job and have to take part-time work as a scout team QB.

You'd think the degree would be worth more than a couple rolls of toilet paper.
This post was edited on 10/28/16 at 4:50 pm
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 10/28/16 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

I remember him.

Was 1-2 vs LSU as a starter and 1-3 for his career. Needed a 4 interception performance from Jarrett Lee (1 for a pick six) to squeak out an OT victory against us.

He was really something.
Another guy that doesn't get the joke. BAMA IS USING HIM TO SCOUT YOUR QB
first pageprev pagePage 5 of 6Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter