re: Joe Burrow has Baby Hands. Tua has Man Hands.

Yeah....this thread is Gay now. I just measured my hand and it was 9”......just like Burrow. Oof

I'll get back on the subject of the thread in a minute, but my hands are almost 10 inches. My wife has a very attractive female cousin (sorry Aggots) whose hands are almost as big as mine. I always notice them, and then I feel sorry for her husband if he has an average pecker, let alone a small'un, because them momma bear paws are swallowing up anything less than ya boy Mandingo.

But now back on subject, going down the "digit ratio" rabbit hole shows and explains why the OP'ers premise is flawed: Among other things, a low digit ratio correlates to high testosterone levels, a mule dick, and ownership of general, all-around "alpha'ness." (I've a very low ratio.)

And so based on the results of the careers of both quarterbacks, we can surmise that hand size is irrelevant. We can be sure that ol Joe has a rock bottom ratio, and therefore the "Big Dick Joe" legend was engraved in the annals of SEC football history: Tuff as nails, slanging footballs, breaking records.

Drankin' dranks and bangin' skanks.

Alternatively, poor lil' old Tua...poor, poor lil' old "made-of-glass" Tua has, per usual with the Alabama and Aggot fanbase (as they are one and the same now), a very high digit ratio. Hence why he gets broken in half every other offensive possession: high levels of estrogen, low levels of testosterone, meager bone structure, a weak chin, a rounded jawline, and small, pitiful, shriveled testes. It's sad, and I hate it for the guy, but it is what it is.

(But the Aggots love their high estrogen, so one man's trash is another's treasure.)

Digit ratio is what matters, digit ratio, but just like the NCAA rules on cheating or claiming national titles, the gumps don't care about the truth of the matter- they never have and never will.

Tuna has flamingo ankles.

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Joe Burrow has Baby Hands. Tua has Man Hands. by mistaken4193

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Now talk about their ankles

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This made me think of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry goes out with that girl who has “Man Hands”

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That's the EXACT thought that I had when she held her hand up to my 10" pie plates and saw that her fingers were MAYBE an eighth of an inch shorter.

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Bobbie Trapping

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When ex-Indiana coaches go soliciting and end up with a T-girl?

Yeah, but one can’t play an entire season without getting hurt. What’s more important?

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Oof I bet this thread went how you pictured it would

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I'd bet it is, too!...nearly on page 5, and the fire ants are still pouring out of the bed.