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re: Joe Burrow has Baby Hands. Tua has Man Hands.

Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:41 am to
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:41 am to
Damn, that must be why he only threw for 60 tds
Posted by kajunman
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:42 am to
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Yes, lots of QBs in the NFL are successful with hands larger than 9''.


Reaaaaaaaaccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh. Whole 1/4".
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:46 am to
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Reaaaaaaaaccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh.
I know, was just busting your chops.
Posted by StringedInstruments
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:47 am to
How do they measure hand size?

I’m widening my fingers and measuring from tip of pinky to tip of thumb (as read online) and I’m at 9”.

Seems odd that Joe Burrow would have the same hand size as me when he’s a 6’2 athlete and I’m a 5’7 nobody.

Edit: oddly, my right hand is only 8.5”

Guitar playing for 25 years has shaped my hands differently.
This post was edited on 2/24/20 at 9:49 am
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:48 am to
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Joe Burrow hands are only 9”

Tua’s Left Hand is 10”


Fromm coming in at 8 7/8''. Yiiikes

LINK
Posted by kajunman
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:48 am to
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I know, was just busting your chops.


Let me surprise you with a little known fact. Derrick Henry has 8 3/4" hands. You would think a dude that size would have bigger hands.
Posted by mistaken4193
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:50 am to
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At least he didn't wear flowers to another man's Heisman ceremony!

Talk about YUMILIATING!


That night was a robbery Bill.


Tua looks like a franchise QB.......Burrow looks like he should be Boobie Trapping his house in case Burglars try and break in while Mom and Dad are out of town. HOW EMBARRASSING
This post was edited on 2/24/20 at 3:14 pm
Posted by FlexDawg
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:50 am to


Wow it’s crazy that the average NFL QB is above XXL.

Posted by coachcrisp
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:50 am to
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This thread won’t go well for you, OP

Oh, yes it will.
Posted by kajunman
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:50 am to
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Seems odd that Joe Burrow would have the same hand size as me when he’s a 6’2 athlete and I’m a 5’7 nobody.


Height has nothing to do with it. Russell Wilson has 10 1/4" hands.
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:51 am to
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How do they measure hand size?


Here's a video showing you: LINK
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:52 am to
That's not how hand size is measured at the combine. It's thumb to pinky.
Posted by StringedInstruments
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:55 am to
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Here's a video showing you: LINK


Well that confirms it. My left hand is a tad over 9.”

My right is about 8 3/4.”
Posted by FlexDawg
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:56 am to
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That's not how hand size is measured at the combine. It's thumb to pinky.




Reference: google images

Gotcha so like this then.

Damn mine is 8 1/8” then. I was going by middle finger to wrist which was 7 5/8.

This post was edited on 2/24/20 at 10:12 am
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:00 am to
Ole Ashy Larry lookin azz lmaooooo!
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:06 am to
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Ole Ashy Larry lookin azz lmaooooo!



LMAO!!!!
Posted by mistaken4193
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:07 am to
Posted by FlexDawg
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:10 am to
It a google images pic
Posted by hg
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:13 am to


Lmao
Posted by coachcrisp
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Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:17 am to
This thread reminds me of the joke about the 2 thirteen year old boys who wanted to buy some condoms, but were too embarrassed to ask the deaf and dumb clerk in the pharmacy. One kid finally got up the nerve, got the money together, and went inside. About 10 minutes later he came out empty handed and downcast. The other kid asked what happened, and the boy told him, "I walked up to the clerk and tried to gesture to him what I wanted, but he just stared at me." The other kid then said, "well, what did you do then?". To that, the other kid replied,"all I could think to do was to pull out my penis and lay it on the counter and lay my money next to it so he might understand." The other kid said, "what happened next?" The stunned boy replied," well he stared at it for a second, unzipped HIS pants and pulled out his penis, which was twice the size of mine, then he picked up my money, zipped his pants back up, and just walked to the back of the store."
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