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re: Joe Burrow has Baby Hands. Tua has Man Hands.

Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:18 am to
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:18 am to
quote:

It a google images pic

I call BS.

Get some lotion.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:20 am to
quote:

2 thirteen year old boys
quote:

pull out my penis and lay it on the counter
quote:

he stared at it for a second, unzipped HIS pants and pulled out his penis
Posted by LSUmudman
Abita Springs
Member since Aug 2015
1485 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:21 am to
But Tua is delicate.....wont make it for the long haul....a real shame.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:23 am to
quote:

But Tua is delicate.....wont make it for the long haul....a real shame.

Joe has baby hands.

Tuna IS a baby.
Posted by SwampManiac
Quito, Ecuador
Member since Jul 2013
1758 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:35 am to
quote:

Joe Burrow has Baby Hands. Tua has Man Hands.
Burrow is a warrior. Tua is Mr. Glass.
Posted by mistaken4193
Member since Jan 2017
25545 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:49 am to
I just measured my Dwarf Coworkers hand for The fun of it and his hands with his fat PuhTatoe fingers measured 9 1/4” BIGGER than Burrows.........oof
This post was edited on 2/24/20 at 10:50 am
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8287 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:53 am to
Hmm.. weird. Would have never guessed.

Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
26782 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 10:57 am to
Was it a problem with your massage again?
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49164 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Tua looks like a franchise QB.......Burrow looks like he should be Bobbie Trapping his house in case Burglars try and break in while Mom and Dad are out of town.

This post is sad.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49164 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 11:16 am to
I can't believe that Coachcrispy just outed himself as a gay pedophile.
Posted by 56lsu
jackson mich
Member since Dec 2005
7441 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 11:17 am to
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49164 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 11:17 am to
quote:

I just measured my Dwarf Coworker

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen on here.
Posted by SonzofSaban
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
602 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 11:24 am to
quote:

coachcrisp


quote:

This thread reminds me of the joke about the 2 thirteen year old boys who wanted to buy some condoms


Figured you were probably a pederast.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
18731 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 11:44 am to
So the OP is saying the Heisman looks bigger in Joey B's hands?
Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
12812 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 11:45 am to
quote:

I call BS. Get some lotion


LINK
This post was edited on 2/24/20 at 11:47 am
Posted by LSU2a
SWLA to Dallas
Member since Aug 2012
2849 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 11:49 am to
quote:

Tua’s Left Hand is 10”


His hands are different sizes? Did he have surgery on his right hand too? Or did they remove a sliver of his right hand to repair his glass ankles?
Posted by Bandit1980
God's Country
Member since Nov 2019
3751 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 11:55 am to
Those "baby" hands "beeech" slapped ole' rammer jammer though huh......
Posted by pellietigersaint
Tiger Stadium
Member since Aug 2005
19043 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

They seem big enough in this pic.






end of story gump
Posted by PeeJayScammedGT
Kennesaw, GA
Member since Oct 2019
2148 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 12:25 pm to
Sorry pal

The NFL measures tip of pinky to tip of thumb that simulates gripping a FB

Middle finger to base of palm is important but not as important as the other measurement above

When gripping a bat tip of middle finger to base of palm is more important, sorry , different Sport pal
Posted by CXSteve
Member since Oct 2012
855 posts
Posted on 2/24/20 at 12:27 pm to
I measured my hand 9.5. Is 44 too old to enter the draft?
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