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re: Joe Burrow draft stock going down per Cowherd

Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:15 pm to
Posted by Wtxtiger
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Member since Feb 2011
7257 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:15 pm to
You ever wonder why there are idiots that get on TV and talk about how much better the Magic Pineapple is compared to Joe?
It’s like they didn’t see the game. Joe went 31 of 39 and Tuna barely threw for a 50% completion rate.
Tuna threw an interception that LSU converted into a touchdown.
Joe did not throw an interception.
Tuna fumbled the ball that LSU converted into a touchdown. Joe did not have any such disasters that cost his team.
Joe made a big run for a first down that set LSU up for the game clenching score. The great Magic Pineapple dropped the ball on the goal line due to abject fear of being crushed by LSU’’s defense that was converging on his gimp arse.

Joe marched LSU down the field, picking the Gump defense apart.
The great Tuna hit a couple bombs that his first round receivers caught and made the plays.
Tuna is a great quarterback compared to some clown like Mond or Jake. He is a good quarterback. He is just not the quarterback that Joe Burrow is. He never will be either. He won’t last two years before he’s broken again. The magic pineapple has a glass jaw.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:16 pm to
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Magic Pineapple is compared to Joe?
Joe had one good season. Period
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22666 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:16 pm to
quote:


You ever wonder why there are idiots that get on TV and talk about how much better the Magic Pineapple is compared to Joe?
It’s like they didn’t see the game. Joe went 31 of 39 and Tuna barely threw for a 50% completion rate.
Tuna threw an interception that LSU converted into a touchdown.
Joe did not throw an interception.
Tuna fumbled the ball that LSU converted into a touchdown. Joe did not have any such disasters that cost his team.
Joe made a big run for a first down that set LSU up for the game clenching score. The great Magic Pineapple dropped the ball on the goal line due to abject fear of being crushed by LSU’’s defense that was converging on his gimp arse.

Joe marched LSU down the field, picking the Gump defense apart.
The great Tuna hit a couple bombs that his first round receivers caught and made the plays.
Tuna is a great quarterback compared to some clown like Mond or Jake. He is a good quarterback. He is just not the quarterback that Joe Burrow is. He never will be either. He won’t last two years before he’s broken again. The magic pineapple has a glass jaw.


Calling him the magic pineapple just makes you look butthurt and upset.

Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:19 pm to
What if I call him Super Pineapple or Ultimate Pineapple
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
44831 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:19 pm to
It's hard to understand anything Cowherd says with Sam Darnold's dick lodged in his throat.
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Antarctica
Member since Aug 2018
9265 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:25 pm to
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Has hit ceiling in college


How is this a bad thing? Did Cowherd see the season he had last year? If he can play to that "ceiling" in the NFL, he'll be a perennial Pro Bowler and take home some MVP awards.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:25 pm to
Would love for the Bengals to pass on him.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71421 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

Compares him to Tony Romo. Has hit ceiling in college


I am an EIU alum and laugh at this, however we Panthers are bosses

#QBU
Posted by Zeek
Nashville Tn
Member since May 2013
681 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:29 pm to
You can't believe everything that you hear around draft season. People put out false information to help their agenda. They might want the same players as you do and hope that you make bad selections.
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
11363 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:31 pm to
Cowherd is really good at sucking donkey dick... Not so much on football.
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
64608 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

Joe had one good season. Period

Tua has made it through zero seasons. Period
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
2420 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:44 pm to
Maybe some team will give him the guice treatment and he falls down to the saints.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:47 pm to
Posted by RedTigerRulz
BFE
Member since Oct 2013
15317 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:47 pm to
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Still haven’t been able to get over LSU and Burrow’s success, have you?

How sad and pathetic!


No kidding...complete POS
Posted by michael corleone
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2005
5807 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:50 pm to
Is this the same guy that talked about Alex Smith beating a Nick Saban coached Alabama team ?
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49147 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:52 pm to
quote:

Can hit tight windows with the best of them
quote:

the arm is mediocre compared to the big names

So what's more important? Hitting tight windows with a good arm or missing tight windows with a great arm?
Posted by burreauxxx
Member since Dec 2019
2758 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:53 pm to
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We're drafting him. These clownsn have to create fodder to fill their airwaves until the draft.


Please be gentle and don’t ruin this kid’s life

I wouldn’t drive a Lamborghini that the Brown family owned. It’s bound to crash before you put it in park
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 7:55 pm to
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per Cowherd



Now tell us what Finebaum gump said.
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:05 pm to



For as much as y’all talk, you sure are a sensitive bunch.
Posted by 1loyalbamafan
alabama
Member since Mar 2015
2683 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:12 pm to
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recent social media raises questions about his attitude


I call bullshite on this.
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