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re: I own one of the largest forestry equipment dealerships in the Great Lakes

Posted on 9/18/18 at 3:56 pm to
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

I own one of the largest forestry equipment dealerships in the Great Lakes


Translation for those that don’t speak aggie:
I mow lawns for a living. At night i man the glory hole through the fence in my mom’s backyard.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 4:43 pm to
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Desert and grasslands are not the same thing.


Thus I used the word OR.

Neither one are known for hosting much in the way of trees.
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11295 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

So, after A&M kicks Bama's arse on Saturday, you Gumps better make sure Harvey Updyke and his inbred tree-poisoning self stays away from Texas or you will see what a well-motivated and highly equipped operator can do to the trees in your hillbilly backwater.

I like your style, my friend.
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
11442 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 4:49 pm to
Very few know Georgia is the largest producer of timber.
This post was edited on 9/18/18 at 8:51 pm
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13916 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

Do y'all got trees in texas? I heard Texas only had two things, and trees wasn't one of 'em.

We still have Dobb's eyebrows from 2016, so there's that.
Posted by johnzorback
Member since Apr 2012
4122 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 5:16 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/2/21 at 2:10 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90549 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

y'all got trees in texas? I heard Texas only had two things, and trees wasn't one of 'em.




You know now that I think about it, considering the 2 big schools are the longhorns and aggies, that phrase makes a lot of sense
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32220 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 5:22 pm to
This is the same guy on the poli board that couldn't figure out how to pass his added cost due to tariffs on to the consumer. He is pretty shallow in many ways but I suspect he is probably a yard salesman. But, whatever....
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24730 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

Probably more trees in Texas than any other state due to our size




AK - Total forestland in million acres: 126,868

TX - Total forestland in million acres: 63,310

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 5:35 pm to
Only steers and queers come out of Texas

Only loons and tinkerbelle's come out of Minnesota
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 5:46 pm to
quote:


5 Alabama 70.6%
6 Georgia 64.2%
7 South Carolina 63.8%
8 Mississippi 61.9%
12 Arkansas 55.1%
14 Tennessee 52.9%



The Six

quote:


CHARTER
19 Louisiana 49.2%
20 Kentucky 48.6%
22 Florida 42.4%





NOOBS
29 Missouri 30.3%
42 Texas 7.0%

Posted by Torch
Northshore Dr
Member since Feb 2017
3282 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

Dobb's eyebrows


I think alopecia got them, but go ahead and claim whatever you want. The rest of the SEC does it.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

Translation for those that don’t speak aggie:

I mow lawns for a living.


*chortle*
Posted by hangingdawg
Member since Jul 2015
245 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:16 pm to
Congrats dude. Damn fine shine on that spinner bait.
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

I know there are plenty of steer in Texas. What else is plentiful there?
aggy?
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18174 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

Ag Zwin

quote:

I own one of the largest forestry equipment dealerships in the Great Lakes


Checks out.

Posted by 2nd and 26
Member since Aug 2018
163 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:48 pm to
What a pathetic troll attempt.
Posted by TexTigah81
Member since Nov 2013
545 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 7:06 pm to
Nobody cares!
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19914 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

Congrats dude. Damn fine shine on that spinner bait.


Never thought I would get 4 pages out of it. Jimmies ripe for the rustlin’ today.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

I own one of the largest forestry equipment dealerships in the Great Lakes


I have trouble believing a TAMU fan knows anything about beavers

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