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I own one of the largest forestry equipment dealerships in the Great Lakes
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:39 pm
So, after A&M kicks Bama's arse on Saturday, you Gumps better make sure Harvey Updyke and his inbred tree-poisoning self stays away from Texas or you will see what a well-motivated and highly equipped operator can do to the trees in your hillbilly backwater.
This post was edited on 9/18/18 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:40 pm to Ag Zwin
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I own one of the largest forestry equipment dealerships in the Great Lakes
decent troll, not so subtle brag
5/10
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:42 pm to Ag Zwin
:omg: :ohnoz:
You have a skidder and a TigerCat I is so fraid1!!1!1!!1
You have a skidder and a TigerCat I is so fraid1!!1!1!!1
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:43 pm to Ag Zwin
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a well-motivated and highly equipped operator
This you baw?
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:44 pm to Ag Zwin
Do y'all got trees in texas? I heard Texas only had two things, and trees wasn't one of 'em.
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:46 pm to Torch
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Do y'all got trees in texas? I heard Texas only had two things, and trees wasn't one of 'em.
I know there are plenty of steer in Texas. What else is plentiful there?
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:47 pm to Ag Zwin
Ag Zwin bringing the heat, and this time it's personal!
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:49 pm to Torch
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Do y'all got trees in texas? I heard Texas only had two things, and trees wasn't one of 'em
Probably more trees in Texas than any other state due to our size
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:49 pm to MaroonNation
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:omg: :ohnoz:
You have a skidder and a TigerCat I is so fraid1!!1!1!!1
ehheh. No shite. Like this guy thinks this is something new.
what a dork
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:49 pm to Ag Zwin
Good, stop off in LA first and cut me some shooting lanes
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:50 pm to texag7
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Probably more trees in Texas than any other state due to our size
GTFO! you ever Odessa baw?
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:50 pm to texag7
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Probably more trees in Texas than any other state due to our size
Alaska says hello... x3
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:50 pm to lowhound
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GTFO! you ever Odessa baw?
What about it?
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:51 pm to texag7
Alaska called, wants to hear more...
Edit: Maj beat me to it.
Edit: Maj beat me to it.
This post was edited on 9/18/18 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:51 pm to Ag Zwin
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I own one of the largest forestry equipment dealerships in the Great Lakes
I wasn't aware there were large forestry equipment dealerships IN the Great Lakes... doesn't the water ruin the equipment?
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:52 pm to Ag Zwin
Good for you! Want a cookie?
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:53 pm to texag7
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What about it?
Ugh? ..... not one damn tree that wasn't planted in someone's yard. Your troll game is weak.
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:53 pm to teamjackson
alaska not a real state, its a province
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:56 pm to texag7
'size' don't mean shite
Forest cover by state as a percentage of square mileage
Most in the South. Texas is nearly dead last. Suck our trees bitch
Forest cover by state as a percentage of square mileage
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Rank State Percent
1 Maine 89.0%
2 New Hampshire 77.5%
3 West Virginia 77.2%
4 Vermont 75.7%
5 Alabama 70.6%
6 Georgia 64.2%
7 South Carolina 63.8%
8 Mississippi 61.9%
9 Virginia 60.7%
10 North Carolina 59.9%
11 Pennsylvania 55.3%
12 Arkansas 55.1%
13 Connecticut 54.7%
14 Tennessee 52.9%
15 Massachusetts 52.5%
16 Michigan 51.2%
17 New York 50.9%
18 Rhode Island 50.8%
19 Louisiana 49.2%
20 Kentucky 48.6%
21 Wisconsin 45.2%
22 Florida 42.4%
23 Washington 40.7%
24 New Jersey 39.5%
25 Oregon 38.8%
26 Maryland 37.9%
27 Idaho 31.8%
28 Alaska 30.4%
29 Missouri 30.3%
30 Delaware 30.0%
31 Minnesota 28.9%
32 Ohio 28.9%
33 Montana 20.6%
34 Indiana 18.9%
35 California 17.8%
36 Colorado 17.5%
37 Hawaii 17.0%
38 Oklahoma 14.2%
39 Illinois 11.5%
40 Wyoming 9.2%
41 Utah 8.9%
42 Texas 7.0%
43 New Mexico 5.6%
44 Iowa 5.4%
45 Arizona 4.8%
46 South Dakota 3.1%
47 Kansas 2.8%
48 Nebraska 1.8%
49 North Dakota 1.0%
50 Nevada 0.5%
Most in the South. Texas is nearly dead last. Suck our trees bitch
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:56 pm to texag7
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Probably more trees in Texas than any other state due to our size
Unlikely...
Forest Acreage: LINK
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Rank States Amount
# 1 Alaska: 127.38 million acres
# 2 Oregon: 28.836 million acres
# 3 Georgia: 24.4 million acres
# 4 California: 23.7 million acres
# 5 Idaho: 23.5 million acres
# 6 Alabama: 22.991 million acres
# 7 Montana: 22.5 million acres
# 8 Colorado: 21.637 million acres
# 9 Washington: 21.3 million acres
# 10 Michigan: 19.3 million acres
# 11 Mississippi: 18.605 million acres
# 12 New York: 18.4 million acres
# 13 North Carolina: 18.269 million acres
# 14 New Mexico: 16.68 million acres
# 15 Pennsylvania: 16.585 million acres
# 16 Minnesota: 16.23 million acres
# 17 Wisconsin: 15.965 million acres
# 18 Virginia: 15.844 million acres
# 19 Utah: 15.173 million acres
# 20 Missouri: 15.01 million acres
# 21 Florida: 14.7 million acres
# 22 Tennessee: 14.404 million acres
# 23 Louisiana: 14.017 million acres
# 24 South Carolina: 12.415 million acres
# 25 West Virginia: 12.001 million acres
# 26 Kentucky: 11.931 million acres
# 27 Texas: 11.879 million acres
This post was edited on 9/18/18 at 2:01 pm
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