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I know it's petty, but McElwains teeth are horrible optics

Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:16 pm
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69243 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:16 pm
Why can't the boosters pool together a couple grand and get the guy a high quality whitening job?
Posted by Alabamaoutlaw
Member since Jul 2016
510 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:17 pm to
Tobacco stains. He uses Levi garrett.
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15512 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:18 pm to
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45194 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:19 pm to
He read the Art of the Deal (Trump's hair)
This post was edited on 11/20/16 at 1:20 pm
Posted by Bham Bammer
Member since Nov 2014
14471 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:20 pm to
I don't think he'd need the boosters to cover his whitening job. I just don't think he gives a damn.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:27 pm to
idc if he has a fkn hump. 2 straight trips to the SECCG in his first 2 yrs. Considering we missed the last how many??

Posted by CrimsonFever
Gump Hard or Go Home
Member since Jul 2012
17937 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:28 pm to
I would rather look at his teeth that your posts.
Posted by Lordofwrath88
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
6855 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:28 pm to
Hair makes the man


Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:30 pm to
It's not petty. We need to have a serious conversation about this. Those teeth are the only things standing between us and the things coming out of his mouth at pressers.
Posted by Edearl Watson
Parts Unknown
Member since May 2012
6782 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:46 pm to
But Harbaugh having a sleepover with a high school kid sporting a mullet, is not?







Creepy weird booger eatin' fruitcake
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19232 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:51 pm to
Posted by TomRollTideRitter
Member since Aug 2016
12617 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:54 pm to
Sleeping at a teenager's house as a grown man is horrible optics
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41142 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:54 pm to
Horse teeth. Freeze is beaver teeth. Get it right.
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 1:58 pm to
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HailHailtoMichigan!


quote:

I know it's petty


Then why the hell post it? Cause you are a petty Meatchicken fan???? Got news flash for all of y'all....either he or his mom during pregancy took an antibiotic that cause permanent yellowing of teeth.

Instead of posting old pics...might wanna look at newer pics and he has had dental work done to help make teeth whiter...not that I give two shits....he could be toothless as long as he drags his nuts across some of our rivals faces.
Posted by Tillman
Member since May 2016
12363 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 2:00 pm to
one thing i like about Dabo is he a handsome man compared to most football coaches. football is free advertising for universities and you don't want an ugly person to be the face of your advertising.
This post was edited on 11/20/16 at 2:02 pm
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41142 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 2:05 pm to
We we like to look at chicks and not coaches, but good for you bro. Happy for you and your coach.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37585 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

one thing i like about Dabo is he a handsome man compared to most football coaches.


Dabo doesn't have hair like Saban
Posted by tim85
asheville, NC
Member since Jul 2015
223 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 2:06 pm to
Yeah, I mean, the guy just dgaf. He's a millionaire with more than enough money.
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 2:07 pm to
Dabo? Handsome?
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75341 posts
Posted on 11/20/16 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

I would rather look at his teeth that your posts.


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