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re: I have found the weirdest aggy tradition of them all

Posted on 8/6/21 at 10:55 am to
Posted by r'dx
Texas
Member since Mar 2012
251 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 10:55 am to
Good Lord, do you just love spewing bs? Only bonfire, the fight song, and saying tu are related to the whorns.
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
6614 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 10:57 am to
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Only bonfire, the fight song, and saying tu are related to the whorns.


So only half then?
Posted by r'dx
Texas
Member since Mar 2012
251 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 10:59 am to
Yes we only have 6 traditions. lewl
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
6614 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 11:00 am to
IS that counting the ball squeezing or no?
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
59788 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 11:02 am to
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Drinking cum from jars is pretty weird too

Yeah, what's up with all the jizz jar talk?
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
5500 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 11:05 am to
And the percentage of the A&M student body that is in the Corps of Cadets will baffle you as well. They are the keepers of the Spirit, but now are Less than 5% of the total.

Carry on…
Posted by washparkhorn
Member since Jul 2021
94 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 11:19 am to
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Yeah, what's up with all the jizz jar talk?


You don't want to know.
Posted by FootsFanatic
Member since Aug 2021
1052 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 11:49 am to
Nice one, not. Purely stupid fun for a Dawg. Keep barking...shock collar coming.

Maybe try focusing on winning a SEC title versus having continual disappointing seasons while the Aggies grab their nuts together.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58058 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 11:58 am to
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Yeah, what's up with all the jizz jar talk?


Very nutritious. Have a sip!

Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 12:34 pm to
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One question that comes up while considering ROTC concerns the difference between “regular” ROTC at a civilian college vs. Corps of Cadets programs at certain colleges. They both offer routes to the military and help with college tuition, but they accomplish this differently.

The Corps of Cadets is a program offered at six colleges known as senior military colleges (SMCs). At some schools, the student population is 100-percent Corps, while at others, the Corps is part of a larger student body.

Schools offering Corps of Cadets programs include:

Virginia Military Institute (VMI): State military college and 100-percent Corps
The Citadel: State-supported, and 100 percent of undergrads are Corps
Virginia Tech and Texas A&M: Public universities hosting a Corps program as part of a larger civilian university
University of North Georgia: State military college; 100-percent Corps and 100-percent Army
Norwich University: Private military college that has a Corps of Cadets and civilian student population
SMC Corps grads are guaranteed an active duty commission. However, choosing to commission is not mandatory. If a cadet chooses to contract for commission and receives a scholarship, the cadet is obligated to serve active duty. On the other hand, if a cadet chooses not to contract, they will have no military obligation after graduating.

For instance, at Texas A&M, usually 40-45 percent of cadets pursue a commission in either the Army, Air Force, Navy, or Marine Corps.

Conversely, students in ROTC programs at non-SMC civilian schools sign a contract before their final two years of college to commit to serving upon graduation.

At non-SMC schools, ROTC is a slate of courses and activities taken in addition to the regular college courses. This leads to another difference between ROTC and Corps of Cadets programs: the lifestyle.

In an ROTC program, uniforms are worn two or three times a week depending on ROTC activities. In the Corps programs, a uniform is worn every day on campus and all week both on and off campus at some SMCs (including football games).

Physical training differs as well. At most ROTC programs, it's once or twice a week versus every day at a Corps program. The same goes for drills and formation.

ROTC programs will also offer more freedom and less structure. Students are free to room and socialize with non-ROTC students in non-ROTC dorms or floors, choose their own class schedule, and come and go on and off campus at any hour. It's a typical college experience, except with ROTC classes and activities a few times a week and some weekends (this varies by detachment). Many ROTC students at non-SMCs find time for ROTC, extra classes, school sports or clubs, Greek life, a part-time job, pizza off campus at midnight, and sleeping in.

Meanwhile, Corps students might expect to find a daily schedule like that at Texas A&M.

0600: Formation and exercise
0700 - 0720: Chow
0730 - 1830: Academics
1630 - 1830: Training
1800: Evening formation
1830 - 1900: Evening chow
1930 - 2230: Evening study
2230: Room study and lights out
One lifestyle is not better or worse than the other; they're just different. And upon commissioning, it won't matter which program was chosen.
You wrote all of that to convince us y'all are not a fake army playing dress up while squeezing your own junk?
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 12:36 pm to
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Definitely the gayest tradition in CFB along with longhorns carrying dildos to games.
Lol you do know that was some protest in the spring and not during a football game, right?

Please point to one single example that a dildo has been handed out or paraded at a Texas football game. Just one.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 12:50 pm to
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Maybe try focusing on winning a SEC title versus having continual disappointing seasons while the Aggies grab their nuts together.


Uga has both won an sec title and finished higher than 4th place, in the last 80+ years. Something the aggies haven’t….
This post was edited on 8/6/21 at 1:01 pm
Posted by Jster15
Member since Aug 2019
2207 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 2:01 pm to
You’re public ignorance duly noted.
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
44365 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 2:03 pm to
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You’re public ignorance


Nice.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 2:05 pm to
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You’re public ignorance
quote:

Nice.


I guess it still works, but you usually dont see it fricked up this way
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 2:22 pm to
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just wish y’all would act normally


Lolno.

As. IF
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 2:24 pm to
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what's up with all the jizz jar talk?


Desecration of the South Carolina State House.
Posted by AustinAggie
Behind Enemy Lines
Member since Jul 2021
1466 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 2:26 pm to
Growing up watching A&M games my Uncle, who was in the corps, would always yell “SQUEEZE ARMY” before big moments / crucial yardage situations . He’d even do it at his nephews high school sporting events in central Austin

I think a lot of people don’t understand the martyr mentality a lot of Aggies have when it comes to sports. Can’t say I blame them. Outside looking in and all that.
This post was edited on 8/6/21 at 2:27 pm
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 3:36 pm to


Why is this a thing?
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 3:39 pm to
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Lol you do know that was some protest in the spring and not during a football game, right?



Bro, y’all are the Dildo School. It’s the rules
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