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re: I have found the weirdest aggy tradition of them all

Posted on 8/6/21 at 3:51 pm to
Posted by HalfCocked
Dirty Beach
Member since Jan 2015
2291 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 3:51 pm to
You're aware they jack off into Mason jars and drink their own cum. Yet you though you should keep digging, interesting.....
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44017 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 3:53 pm to
And you’re aware we don’t do that, right?

This post was edited on 8/6/21 at 3:59 pm
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 3:55 pm to
He's half right.


Texas people are weird. Secede now! I won't stop you.
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 4:06 pm to
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I was baffled to hear that the vast majority of the people dressing like cadets are not actually ROTC.

That’s gotta be the saddest form of stolen valor…stealing valor from Army Interns.




This is very true. Less than half actually end up ever serving in the military in any capacity for even one day. It's total bullshite. You would think they're a full blown Federal Service Academy if you based you're opinion on how they act and how they talk.
This post was edited on 8/6/21 at 4:08 pm
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 4:22 pm to
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Bro, y’all are the Dildo School. It’s the rules
So y'all be the teabag school? You know, rules and all
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 4:43 pm to
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So y'all be the teabag school?


Yes. You want a sackful?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 4:51 pm to
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Why is this a thing?



Comedic value
Posted by Haricougar
Member since Dec 2020
171 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 5:12 pm to
There are tunnels throughout the campus. You can crawl through them and pop up in buildings. They are tiny but made great fun to go around and pop up in places you aren't suppose to go.
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
7277 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 5:17 pm to
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0700 - 0720: Chow


20 mins. for breakfast?
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 5:17 pm to
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Comedic value


That is awesome!
Posted by Haricougar
Member since Dec 2020
171 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 5:18 pm to
Yes sir. To this day I eat my meals in less than 20 minutes.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80036 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 5:28 pm to
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Less than half actually end up ever serving in the military in any capacity for even one day.


That is a false statement when you include those in the guard and reserves while in school, OCS graduates and Direct Commissions. When you include those it creeps near 55%.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80036 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 5:31 pm to
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Army Interns.


Want to know how I know you've never served in uniform?
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
7277 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 5:32 pm to
HOW?

Not to mention the time it takes waiting in line to get your food (esp. @ school).
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80036 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 5:33 pm to
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HOW?

Not to mention the time it takes waiting in line to get your food (esp. @ school).


At one point I had to eat everything in less than a minute. Duncan Dining Center is uncomfortably efficient, given the poor quality of the food.
Posted by RedDirtSooner
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
699 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 5:45 pm to
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Lol you do know that was some protest in the spring and not during a football game, right?
Please point to one single example that a dildo has been handed out or paraded at a Texas football game. Just one.


I have it on good authority this is a long-standing tradition in Austin. Fans used to keep them concealed in their prison purse but now that that lifestyle is socially accepted in certain parts of the country, this tradition has been brought out of the closet. Is this not true?
This post was edited on 8/6/21 at 5:47 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/6/21 at 8:52 pm to
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That is awesome!


It's pretty crazy haha. Yeah the yell leaders were originally meant to be just underclassmen running around in janitor uniforms to entertain the upperclassmen's dates because the football team at the time was pretty bad. The underclassmen goofing off got to be such a hit with the dates that they got a little TOO popular with the ladies, so the upperclassmen took over the "honors." Nowadays it's 3 seniors/2 juniors. They still do a lot of campy/goofy shite as a call back to their slapstick roots, but their exaggerated motions during the yells make it easy to keep the crowd on cue, so it works.
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 10:53 am to
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I have it on good authority this is a long-standing tradition in Austin. Fans used to keep them concealed in their prison purse but now that that lifestyle is socially accepted in certain parts of the country, this tradition has been brought out of the closet. Is this not true?
A little tip of advice: don't try so hard. It's too obvious.
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
16432 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 12:02 pm to
A pathetic bunch if there ever was one......
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11321 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 12:09 pm to
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Almost as weird as grown men barking like dogs


No...this is weirder...and it's really not close
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