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re: Huge Alabama fan Jim Bakker has passed

Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:41 am to
Posted by Rambone
Member since Sep 2026
510 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:41 am to
Years ago, she was interviewed by Howard Stern. She talked about how she liked falling asleep with Sam Kinnison's dick in her mouth.

Oh, and good morning.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17375 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:44 am to
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Like every other preacher who ever lived they are no worse than drug dealers selling a high that destroys lives. Drug dealers are slightly higher on the scum bad scale because they merely destroy a life physically, preachers destroy the mind without the escape of death....




Sheesh
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
29644 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 7:45 am to
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
43965 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:03 am to
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He lived in a small town called Jesup, Georgia for a short time.



One of the most depressing towns you'll ever find.
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
7606 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:06 am to
Actually, the jacket only knocks people out... he either has a brick in the pocket or it needs cleaning really bad
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8920 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 8:29 am to
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Like every other preacher who ever lived they are no worse than drug dealers


I acknowledge that a lot of "preachers" are indeed conmen, but I don't think it's fair to pigeon hole all of them into such a group. Some of them preach and explain God, Jesus, and the Bible with pure hearts, and indeed bring their flocks closer to the truth.

eta: My dad preached at two small rural churches, and received a very small stipend from both of them, and every Sunday afternoon during my childhood, I remember going to nursing homes and hospitals, and visiting the elderly and the sick, and praying for them.
This post was edited on 10/7/26 at 8:34 am
Posted by BobbyBouche
Member since Oct 2025
192 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 9:01 am to
He was a fraud just like the Gumps!
Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
17986 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 9:05 am to
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He was a fraud just like the Gumps!


Unlike Tammy, didn't we get the trophy in the end? You are sadly mistaken.
Posted by Bbobalou
HOGTOWN
Member since Oct 2012
5588 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:03 am to
You speak the gospel.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
6605 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:07 am to
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gang banged for several hours by Sweet Jimmy and another preacher.

This is hot
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC/Bryant Denny West
Member since Feb 2018
26675 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 11:30 am to
He had better taste in sidepieces than Swaggart.
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
24443 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 2:12 pm to
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He was a fraud just like the Gumps!


He ranked in them millions like Bama ranks in Championships...I know that hurts your gina though.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
9944 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 4:35 pm to
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Yeah, good ol Jim. Using Jesus to get rich and sucker money from little old grandmothers.
Quite a guy.


Yeah !


Oh wait, I thought you said Tim .!
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
5426 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 4:42 pm to
I don't remember him every saying anything about Bama. Not one Roll Tide! from the pulpit.
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC/Bryant Denny West
Member since Feb 2018
26675 posts
Posted on 10/7/26 at 5:45 pm to
Did Jim remember us in our NIL?
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
1415 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 4:00 am to
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This is hot


Btw, there were no drugs or alcohol involved. She was Bakker's secretary and she had sober sex with him and later decided there was money to be made by extorting him, due to his image and what he preached about.

The rape accusation was never taken seriously by any law enforcement or anyone else, except Sweet Jimmy who tried to keep the fact that he had sex with her from going public by paying her.
Posted by flagshipuniversity
Camden SC, Charlotte NC
Member since Jul 2024
660 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 4:13 am to
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Sad day for all of us
More like "good riddance". These fake religious people make me sick. Adios MFer is my take.
Posted by windsor1977
Member since Aug 2012
1399 posts
Posted on 10/8/26 at 9:59 am to
Did he meet another one of your favorite fans in prison.... Harvey Updyke?
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