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How many alters do you believe are on tRANT?

Posted on 5/20/26 at 12:13 am
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
7642 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 12:13 am
Not a trick question. Is it 10? 100? 1000?

Give me your best guess.





Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
24855 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 12:32 am to
About 350
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
27705 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 12:40 am to
25%
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
7642 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 12:41 am to
Can we get some kind of genealogy tree on the tree fitty?

“TigerTurd23” begat the alter “Tampon 22”, for instance.

Need some material for next book.



Posted by Meltologist
Member since Sep 2025
241 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:27 am to
The rant narrative saying there are a lot of alters is greatly exaggerated.
There probably aren't any.
Posted by Rip N Lip
Zambodia
Member since Jul 2019
7642 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:22 am to
quote:

The rant narrative saying there are a lot of alters is greatly exaggerated. There probably aren't any.


At least 10

Posted by apparition of pio
Team Banshee
Member since May 2026
67 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:49 am to
I have no alters
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
20063 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 8:00 am to
Every single poster on here is an alter except Harry Rex Vonner, who is even sicker than we know. None of us, each one of his split personalities, knows the truth.

We’re a very very sick person.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
35338 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 8:06 am to
I have never had an alter,


Alters are against the rules.
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
4838 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 8:11 am to
Linda Smith was wrongfully convicted.
Posted by BebeLudwig7
Denham Springs
Member since Mar 2026
343 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 8:25 am to
You have like 6
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
27320 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 8:30 am to
quote:

Posted by cajunbama 5/20/26 at 8:06 am to Rip N Lip
I have never had an alter,


Alters are against the rules.


You don't have an issue sucking on that crack pipe or man pipe for your fix... so believes that you don't have an alter? You might not have one here.... but when put that dress and makeup on, you're being some kinda alter.
Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
4108 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 8:35 am to
Let's put it this way...there's about 3 real live breathing Vol posters on this forum.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24684 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 8:42 am to
There are 293,000 registered accounts here. It would not surprise me if 30,000; 10% of them; are alters. It may be more, many more. And many, probably at least 1/4, of the most active accounts here are alters.

Management has to pump up the numbers and site traffic for advertising dollars.

When they are getting financially rewarded for alters, why wouldn’t they create as many as possible?
This post was edited on 5/20/26 at 8:46 am
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21931 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 8:47 am to
I think there are no more than a baker's dozen of actual regular posters here. The rest are people talking to themselves or confused passers by from the other boards.
Posted by apparition of pio
Team Banshee
Member since May 2026
67 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 8:51 am to
quote:

Management has to pump up the numbers and site traffic for advertising dollars.


I’m doing my part. Purgatory still gets clicks.
This post was edited on 5/20/26 at 8:51 am
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8934 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 9:14 am to
We are all Harry Rex Vonner. He is Legion.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
35645 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 9:40 am to
We're all alters. The entire tRANT is one guy posting under a multitude of accounts.

Oh, and Chicken.
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
22912 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 9:44 am to
quote:


The rant narrative saying there are a lot of alters is greatly exaggerated.
There probably aren't any.


quote:

Meltologist


Alter
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
38909 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 9:49 am to
Most of them are Serraneaux's
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