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How do Alabama fans recover from the depression of a loss?
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:09 pm
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:09 pm
Apparently we take solace in pornography. A report says that in the immediate aftermath of our loss to Ohio State on January 1, traffic to porn sites within the state exceeded the average by 90%.
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:09 pm to RollTide1987
Destructive gardening
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:09 pm to RollTide1987
Y'all have computers?
Lol jk
Lol jk
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:11 pm to RollTide1987
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How do Alabama fans recover from the depression of a loss?
This post was edited on 6/23/15 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:12 pm to RollTide1987
Well yeah, because their usual spank bank had just gotten eliminated. Have to get off somehow.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:15 pm to RollTide1987
Well, it is better to do that than taking out the gun...you all know what happened after the Kick 6.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:17 pm to RollTide1987
Why do you need porn? You have unlimited supply of women.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:20 pm to RollTide1987
Cuddle with their moms and/or sisters.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:22 pm to RollTide1987
I have found that its easier to get over a loss that we were just overmatched like 08 Utah than the nailbiters.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:26 pm to CrimsonChin
drink too much whiskey, listen to drive-by truckers, and piss into the ocean. works every time.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:26 pm to RollTide1987
I went home and went to bed. OP you just made me realize something. I watched that game at my in laws house. It was the last game I will ever watch there since they bought a new house. That damn house was cursed I swear. I think I only watched three or four Bama games there in the last 12 years because the first game I watched there was the Tenn Bama game in 2003.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:28 pm to StopRobot
You sure it was not us Aubs celebrating.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:34 pm to RollTide1987
Good gosh there's actually a link in that article that takes you to somewhere on pornhub . com. Why in the world would they include that in the article?
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:36 pm to RollTide1987
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Apparently we take solace in pornography
Don't we all?
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:41 pm to RollTide1987
This is bad?
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:42 pm to RollTide1987
Maybe auburn fans start spanking it after a bama loss. We've got to weigh all possibilities
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:55 pm to knight_ryder
Link has the most popular porno search terms for several cities. Step mom and step sister are consistently in the top five. Roll Tide.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 5:06 pm to RollTide1987
quote:With roughly a dozen losses in 7 (SEVEN) seasons, the Bama folks aren't the culprits flooding the porn sites seeking solace after a loss.
Apparently we take solace in pornography
Posted on 6/23/15 at 5:16 pm to RollTide1987
After seeing the thread title I was going to give domestic violence as my answer. I guess a family member still receives a beating, so I'm not wrong.
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