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Headed to Tuscaloosa tomorrow, whats the best place to beat the frick out of a Gump?
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:10 am
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:10 am
Tired of these trailer park scum. Me and my baws about to wreck shop in Tuscalooser starting tomorrow night. Then we will watch Burrow bury his dick deep in side that weak shite arse defense Alabama has.
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Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:13 am to WaydownSouth
Uhhhh SONIC
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:14 am to WaydownSouth
The Cottages on 745 Tamaha Trace NE. Come over Big Boy once you’re done crying Saturday Night.
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:18 am to WaydownSouth
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:33 am to WaydownSouth
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:35 am to WaydownSouth
Meet me at Innisfree, baw.
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:38 am to WaydownSouth
Put Holt, AL in your GPS and your bitch arse won't see Saturday.
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:And yet another L8U homoerotic reference. WTF is it with you people?? fricking queer
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Then we will watch Burrow bury his dick deep in side that weak shite arse defense Alabama has.
:And yet another L8U homoerotic reference. WTF is it with you people?? fricking queer
This post was edited on 11/8/19 at 12:47 am
Posted on 11/8/19 at 12:47 am to WaydownSouth
Posted on 11/8/19 at 1:18 am to WaydownSouth
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Tired of these trailer park scum. Me and my baws about to wreck shop in Tuscalooser starting tomorrow night. Then we will watch Burrow bury his dick deep in side that weak shite arse defense Alabama has.
Deontay Wilder would probably take you up on the offer.
Posted on 11/8/19 at 4:09 am to WaydownSouth
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whats the best place to beat the frick out of a Gump?
What kind of gump are you looking for, Baw? One of those that are a fan, but have never seen the inside of the stadium? One that has never been to Tuscaloosa? One that has th egame on but doesn't understand football, or all those rules? Anybody that says role tahd, or somebody with a degree from UA?
Some of these are harder to find than others. My suggestion would be to go have breakfast in a greasy spoon diner, then mention that The Bear was an alcoholic woman-beater. Somebody won't be able to help themselves.
Posted on 11/8/19 at 4:33 am to WaydownSouth
Beat the baws at sonic
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:10 am to WaydownSouth
Handle your alcohol better, kiddo. Get some rest. You'll need it.
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:10 am to Rip N Lip
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Then we will watch Burrow bury his dick deep in side that weak shite arse defense Alabama has.
:And yet another L8U homoerotic reference.
it really is a thing around here...
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:11 am to Rip N Lip
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fricking Queer
Hey Baw
Just because a man shoved his dick in another baw’s arse, don’t make him no queer. Now drop them there bitches and bend over because Burrow and OP are coming in dry
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Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:18 am to WaydownSouth
Not sure if the Tuscaloosa County Jail will provide you a TV to watch the game when you get arrested.
This post was edited on 11/8/19 at 6:20 am
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:20 am to Roll Tide Ravens
Go find the funny looking huge balloon that looks like a distorted version of Baby Trump, and wade right in
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:27 am to WaydownSouth
Down by the river.
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:31 am to WaydownSouth
On the football field.
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:37 am to WaydownSouth
Wal Mart. Loaded down with gumps 24/7 365. I would check the cheap bama t-shirt section first. After that I would head towards the natty light sector of the alcohol Dept. Then, if your craving for bamabilly beatdowns havent been met, and your quota is still lacking, check the ramen noodle, spam, Vienna sausage area and you will for sure find some there. Also, check the corndog section of the frozen food aisle bc we all know they love corndogs on the low low. This is a fault proof gump arse kicking guide right here. Have fun.
Definitely don't waste your time around the hygiene area of the Walmart, you will be wasting your time. Good luck.
Definitely don't waste your time around the hygiene area of the Walmart, you will be wasting your time. Good luck.
This post was edited on 11/8/19 at 6:40 am
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:39 am to ImayGoLesMiles
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Wal Mart. Loaded down with gumps 24/7 365. I would check the cheap bama t-shirt section first. After that I would head towards the natty light sector of the alcohol Dept. Then, if your craving for bamabilly beatdowns havent been met, and your quota is still lacking, check the ramen noodle, spam, Vienna sausage area and you will for sure find some there. Also, check the corndog section of the frozen food aisle bc we all know they love corndogs on the low low. This is a fault proof gump arse kicking guide right here. Have fun.
probably sounded funnier in your head.
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