Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Little Rock
Biography:I was born to an Asian prostitute and grew up exhiled from my people
Interests:drinking and gambling
Occupation:Professional Ball-Cupper
Number of Posts:1688
Registered on:11/21/2006
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re: Will LSU make it to the final 4 - The Goat
[quote]Some LSU fans here who get offended by nothing[/quote] I take offense at this generalization ...
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re: I'm calling it right now: Florida wins tonight - The Goat
How is Florida’s health? Hasn’t that been the issue all year?...
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re: Will LSU make it to the final 4 - The Goat
I say maybe. Smart or Mays have to step up for us to make a run...
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re: Props to Georgia fans - The Goat
Noticed that. Props ...
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re: “I don’t know how will wade got these guys into LSU” ? - The Goat
Appears to me that the entire conference collectively decided to up their cheat game in hoops. Cheating. It’s not just for football anymore. ...
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re: What if heaven is the rest of your life as if you hadn't died - The Goat
I’ve had a couple very close calls and wondered the same thing afterward. ...
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re: Let’s say a bama fan really did frick their cousin... - The Goat
what if you’re not even from Bama. You run into a cousin you haven’t seen in 15 years at a funeral. She’s just as beautiful and sweet as she always has been. Her issues with alcohol far surpass yours (which are nothing to sneeze at, mind you). And the 2 of you are the last ones still awake. Sitting ...
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re: Rick Barnes on LSU/UK Ending: We’ll get it fixed and the rule changed - The Goat
I bet Ashley Judd’s jiz Box has the elasticity of a goat’s ass...
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re: #1 Tennessee 85 / south Carolina 73 final - The Goat
[quote]6:30[/quote] 5:30 in these parts, baw...
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re: #1 Tennessee 85 / south Carolina 73 final - The Goat
Ridiculous start time...
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re: LSU travels to shithole Lexington today and leaves with a W - The Goat
I’ve been to Lexington. Or maybe it was Louisville. It’s been a long time. Either way, nothing but a bunch of damn poors in that state. Quit stealing my tax dollars, you damn poors!!...
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice? - The Goat
[quote]Where in the everloving frick do you people come from [/quote] It’s a valid question. I come from a different time. It’s been over 25 years since I’ve had a roommate. Back then, pretty much all issues such as this would have been handled by raping the roommate and/or Their parents. It’s a...
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice? - The Goat
Go speak with his parents. Ask if he has had anger issues in the past and if they have any suggestions for you that could help. Then pull out a gun. Make the Dad watch while you rape the Mom (and maybe PIIHB). Once finished with Mom, make the Dad clean up your junk with his tongue. THEN PIIHB...
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice? - The Goat
[quote]You sound like a terrible roommate [/quote] Come on, man. Be part of the solution. We are all aware that OP is the problem here. But that shouldn’t keep us from helping him out with suggestions such as PIIHB Bang his parents Grow a nutsac Take a dump on his bed etc...
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice? - The Goat
Tiger Prawn has the answer. ...
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice? - The Goat
[quote]Grow some balls and kick some ass[/quote] Slow down, partner. That doesn’t occur overnight. However, by having sex with one or both of this guys Parents, he would gain confidence and maybe Stop being such a large vagina. Then, we can move on to kicking arse and/or raping the roommate. ...
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice? - The Goat
Or maybe his Dad...
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re: My roommate just threatened me with violence. Advice? - The Goat
Have you jerked off on his pillow yet? ...
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