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Everybody double checking their stockings tomorrow.

re: Fireworks on Christmas Eve

Posted by CaptSpaulding on 12/25/25 at 12:13 am to
Maybe they just trapped the wet bandits in the park.
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Tried the chocolate Christmas tree this year…. Honestly better than the OG


Your family hates you.

re: This will wake your arse up.

Posted by CaptSpaulding on 12/24/25 at 6:51 am to
10 dots spent watching the NORAD Santa Tracker.


The Tide has come back to Pasadena
Time to go full bammer from here on out. Let’s ride.
Rumors of our demise have been greatly exaggerated.
Serious question would Ty Simpson win the Dr. Pepper halftime contest?
I mean this looks like a classic PAC-12/SEC matchup. What the hell did we expect?
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This program needs to let him walk.


Damn right. It’s just not a fit. Making it to this game and getting bitch slapped would have been applauded as a good season at Washington.
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As a rule, anything on Netflix will pander to every audience possible.


Until they make some where the parents look like this, I continue to feel unrepresented.

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Yeah it's not a great area at all imo. People just live there to say they live there.


It’s because you’re close to everything, you know everybody, and you only have to put 15 miles per week on your car. Not to mention my home value has tripled in the past 10 years. I’ve lived in Hoover before, and it’s fun if you like traffic and get excited about a new chain restaurant opening every few months.
Lane coming down an escalator at 3:00 am. “Sorry to keep you waiting. Complicated business.”
If there’s no announcement before the end of the game, I have a source that says the decision will come sometime after the game.
They need to just repurpose the old traditional “national signing day” for coaches.
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One of the folks staying with us asked this morning if we had a bathroom “that wasn’t right off the kitchen.”


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Correct. It’s not a big deal. $800 bucks for wife to be happy and two children to go to Disney for first time. No sweat. Some of yall sound like broke arse haters and terrible men. Happy Thanksgiving figs.


Plus you basically got to drop your nuts right on your shithead BIL’s face, Krystal style. I love a good wallet slap.

re: Nicotine pouches

Posted by CaptSpaulding on 11/20/25 at 9:41 am to
Pro tip: try one while smoking.

re: Gotta' Give Props to Chili's

Posted by CaptSpaulding on 11/11/25 at 6:13 pm to
Paying menu price for fast food is like paying sticker price for a car. Gotta use the apps, know daily deals, etc… it can still be had for cheap.

Source: am a fatass.

Chilis salsa slaps, though.
I would want to live until I figured out a plan to kick the other guys arse.