CaptSpaulding
| Favorite team: | Atlanta Braves |
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| Number of Posts: | 6980 |
| Registered on: | 2/16/2012 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: This is what got Tim Cook (to resign) fired.
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 8/7/26 at 11:40 pm to trussthetruzz
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Who cares. Any grown man using apple products is beyond help.
I see a green text and that person is immediately cut out of my life.
re: Let’s recall Covid hysteria - OT edition
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 7/30/26 at 12:47 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Meanwhile on Reddit, this was posted this week
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I need some help knowing how long I need to stay N95 masked in my house tonight. Earlier a relative came in to use the restroom for around 5 minutes unmasked. There were 2 HEPA air purifiers running in different areas of the house on full blast, but all windows were closed. Then 90 minutes went by. Then he needed to use the restroom again unmasked for 5 minutes. My HEPA air purifiers are still running full blast and I just opened 2 windows. How long do I need to stay masked in my house? Will opening more windows make much difference? The house is 1600 square feet if that helps. There is no exhaust fan in the bathroom or in the house at all.
re: Anyone ever reeeeeally stretched on a home purchase?
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 7/14/26 at 5:11 pm to NolaLovingClemsonFan
If you buy the house, it sounds like you’re either headed for bankruptcy or divorce. Or both.
re: You anti-AI nerds……
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 6/19/26 at 9:17 am to Geekboy
Make this shareable.
re: Cali introduces a gay certification process. A year in jail if you lie about being gay
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 6/17/26 at 11:56 am to stout
The office reviewing applications

re: MLB Warns Giants Pitchers Who Wore Bible Verses on Caps During ‘Pride Night’
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 6/16/26 at 4:31 pm to HarryHoudini
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I didn’t even know figs watched baseball
The Savanna Bananas would like a word.
re: What's your take on the chiropractic profession?
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/6/26 at 1:37 pm to ClientNumber9
Patient: *dies*
Doc: “See how his legs are even? That’s why we call it Ring Dinger.”
Doc: “See how his legs are even? That’s why we call it Ring Dinger.”
re: Statement from Bondi after being reassigned
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 4/2/26 at 5:17 pm to BarnHater
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She got a promotion basically. She wasn’t “fired” like so many morons are claiming. I think she has a big role yet to play in this whole thing. A lot might be happening soon starting with an EBS and Trump will need her.
Trust Sessions.
re: Savannah Bananas is the corniest form of entertainment
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 3/28/26 at 11:19 am to Geauxld Finger
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They studied their audience and tailor it exactly to them.
This 100%. It’s not supposed to be for everyone. If you are a baseball purist, you are going to hate it. If you are not a baseball purist, but happen to be gay, you will love it.
re: Angola Farm Line lawsuit will determine if forced prison labor is unconstitutional
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 2/8/26 at 1:56 pm to 4cubbies
If I was doing 10 years, I feel like I’d rather spend it outside running a weed eater than sitting inside waiting for someone to try to stab me because I sat in the wrong chair or something.
re: No arrests yet in Minnesota? Time for a new AG
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 1/22/26 at 12:45 am to antibarner
She is putting copies of the warrants in 3-ring binders as we speak.
re: "You can kill the REVOLUTIONARY but you cannot kill the REVOLUTION"!!
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 1/21/26 at 8:15 pm to Timeoday
Paid or not he is straight up calling Pam Bondi’s bluff. Tomorrow he should open a daycare center. She certainly won’t do anything about other than go on Fox News.
re: "Protection Package Fee" on Used Vehicle Purchase
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 1/17/26 at 12:49 pm to Doug_H
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"Protection Package Fee" on Used Vehicle Purchase
The sales department:

re: Why do cignetti & mendoza have to be so damn likeable??
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 1/9/26 at 10:19 pm to N0T SURE
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Can't stand mendoza......politician/televangelist vibes.
I feel like his mom was a big Tylenol fan.
re: A bad feeling in my gut...
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 1/1/26 at 8:39 pm to BamaChemE
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How much would Cignetti cost?
5 years ago I would be all for this, but Indiana is still new money, and it’s going to be a huge challenge to sustain their success. Cig is a straight up old school, badass Saban-type football coach, but those guys have had issues in the new world. How will he handle it when his best players walk into his office and say they need $X or they are leaving? I feel like he’s coming up on the crossroads of whether or not he wants to play the new game.
re: Sopranos quote that is needed for this board
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 1/1/26 at 8:33 pm to Anand0925
Postgame, Grubb blamed his blood pressure medication, and offered to produce a note from his doctor.
re: Alabama 3 @ Indiana 38 Final - ESPN
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 1/1/26 at 5:17 pm to RollTide1987
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They remind me of us when we were elite.
they made our arse quit.
re: $1.8 billion powerball ticket sold in Arkansas
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 12/25/25 at 12:27 am to hawgfaninc
Everybody double checking their stockings tomorrow.
re: Fireworks on Christmas Eve
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 12/25/25 at 12:13 am to hillrosetiger
Maybe they just trapped the wet bandits in the park.
re: Depressing News on the Little Debbies Front
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 12/24/25 at 11:59 am to beerJeep
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Tried the chocolate Christmas tree this year…. Honestly better than the OG
Your family hates you.
re: This will wake your arse up.
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 12/24/25 at 6:51 am to Geekboy
10 dots spent watching the NORAD Santa Tracker.
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