CaptSpaulding
| Favorite team: | Atlanta Braves  |
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| Number of Posts: | 6876 |
| Registered on: | 2/16/2012 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Robert Eggers will write and direct a retelling of ‘A Christmas Carol’
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 6/13/25 at 11:52 am
Will Scrooge have a mustache?
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re: Authorities search caves for fugitive known as "Devil in the Ozarks"
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 6/4/25 at 10:43 pm
Have they checked the French Quarter?
re: ICE Raid Gets Chippy In Minneapolis
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 6/4/25 at 10:40 pm
Just wanted to say I appreciate the camera work here. I went in expecting to be annoyed by that guy but he’s pretty good.
re: Sports Management degree?
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 6/3/25 at 8:55 pm
I think one of the classes is about how to use one of these and write legibly in the cab of a truck
re: Why are gay men so depraved?
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 6/2/25 at 11:57 am
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I really don't care what people do in their private lives, as long as it's consensual and no one's being hurt.
I think it’s worth defining what “I don’t care” means here. Do I think you should be in jail? Absolutely not, but I won’t respect you, and don’t want you around my family.
re: Kevin O’Sullivan
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 6/2/25 at 11:50 am
No one gets butthurt like a baseball manager.
re: Atlanta Braves Player Leaves Generous Tip at a Restaurant
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 6/1/25 at 4:52 pm
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That receipt is giving my OCD mind fits. Just make it a smooth $1000, shite man
He can’t tip higher than his WAR
re: Since when did CVS start selling sex toys?
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/30/25 at 9:00 pm
The Ozark Trail cock rings are just as good, but you’re not paying for the name.
re: What would've been the worst tornado to take a direct hit in living in a solid brick house
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/30/25 at 8:40 pm
The Manchester Wedge. South Dakota, 2003. Some of the best footage ever taken, if nothing else.
re: Let’s take a look at the Massage Championship World tour event
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/30/25 at 8:00 pm
My interview to be a judge
re: Alabama Sen. Tommy Tuberville officially running for Governor of Alabama.
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/27/25 at 3:56 pm
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Kind of hate to see him run because of who might replace him as senator.
BAH GAWD, that’s Robert Bentley’s music!
re: Crypto...how is this not a elaborate Ponzi/pyramid scheme?
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/24/25 at 6:12 pm
I’ll fully admit that I don’t completely understand it (which is why I stay away from it). But, the vibe I get from it is that, if you’re already rich, it can make you even richer. If you’re not rich, it’s not going to make you rich. I wish everyone who goes for it nothing but success, though.
re: Joe Exotic's lover taken by ICE. He left Joe a present that people are debating over
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/19/25 at 7:26 pm
Well now I know what I’m getting my wife for next Valentine’s Day.
re: NOLA Jailbreak Update: Two inmates still on the run
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/16/25 at 4:27 pm
If I was doing a life sentence I’d pretty much be trying to escape non-stop.
re: Theo Von Grabs Fan By Throat at Nashville Bar
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/14/25 at 10:32 pm
I know he was trying to get a reaction out of Theo, but I don’t think he expected him to actually stand on business.
re: Would it be possible to have a scorpion boil?
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/13/25 at 7:41 pm
Don’t think just do it.
re: When did the fans learn that pro wrestling was fake?
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/9/25 at 11:10 pm
I do like when kayfabe is protected, because that side of wrestling is for kids. It can be for adults too, if done in a cool way (like Vince giving Ted DiBiase an expense account in the 80’s, so he could walk into bars and buy “a round for the house on the Million Dollar Man”).
As an adult, the backstage/business side of it is just as interesting as the show, and WWE has done a good job, IMO, of creating a kayfabe 2.0 where they blend those two things together sometimes.
“The only thing that’s real is the money and the miles.” - Kevin Nash
As an adult, the backstage/business side of it is just as interesting as the show, and WWE has done a good job, IMO, of creating a kayfabe 2.0 where they blend those two things together sometimes.
“The only thing that’s real is the money and the miles.” - Kevin Nash
re: Bosses are firing Gen Z grads just months after hiring them
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/8/25 at 4:03 pm
I’ve already started telling my kids that the bar is so low, it’s never been easier for them to set themselves apart. What used to be average effort and drive now makes you look like a green beret.
re: We have a New Pope - USA - Robert Francis Prevost, now Pope Leo XIV
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/8/25 at 12:08 pm
re: India officially strikes Pakistan
Posted by CaptSpaulding on 5/8/25 at 11:57 am
They are just kindly doing the needful.
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