Has LSU been a net positive to college sports?

After conducting a full audit, I’ve concluded that LSU has been a net negative to college sports.
Debits:
Angel Reese
Leonard Fournette popularizing the “sit out the bowl game” movement
James Carville
Brian Kelly’s fake Southern accent
Will Wade’s “strong-arse offer”
Odell Beckham Jr. handing out cash on the field
Turning “stealing from a children’s hospital to benefit football families” into an actual NCAA violation.
Trying to establish NFL-to-college eligibility—the transfer portal now apparently includes transfers from the Cleveland Browns.
Night games in Death Valley requiring visiting fans to update their wills
Credits:
Livvy Dunne
Shaq
After reviewing the ledger, the credits are strong—but unfortunately, LSU remains in the red.