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Harsin Will Win A National Championship At Auburn

Posted on 8/27/21 at 9:49 am
Posted by CrimsonClover
Member since Oct 2020
1063 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 9:49 am
How do I know this? Because this is what Auburn does. They go out and hire some absolute dipshit, and at some point in the first couple of years, they go all the way to the natty.

It makes no sense, it defies all logic, but this is Auburn we're talking about. Their sole purpose of existence is to be an annoying thorn in Alabama's side that never goes away.

All of those people laughing about their recruiting ranking? They were 58 2 weeks ago. Now they're 38 and climbing.

One thing I've learned about Auburn over the years. They just never fricking die, no matter what. No matter how bad their head coach is, no matter how bad their players are, or whatever. They find a way to keep out of the basement of the SEC, and to keep annoying Alabama as much as possible.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42132 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 9:51 am to
I thought you were done with college football?
Posted by CrimsonClover
Member since Oct 2020
1063 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 9:52 am to
Nope
This post was edited on 8/27/21 at 9:54 am
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72160 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 9:53 am to
Is this because Harsin is a Scientologist? Align with your whacky values? Other?
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 9:54 am to
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I'm a diehard Alabama fan

Oh...I'm so sorry.
Posted by CrimsonClover
Member since Oct 2020
1063 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 9:56 am to
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Is this because Harsin is a Scientologist?

Harsin is a mediocre coach. It has nothing to do with him. This is about Auburn magic. It just works somehow
Posted by 14caratgoldjones
Uniontown, Al
Member since Aug 2009
1316 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 9:57 am to
Great post Navid Nousel.
Posted by DP4Tide
Member since Aug 2021
1113 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 10:11 am to
History will show that the flip of Rueben Foster to Auburn will go down as the single-most important event in changing the perception of the little/big brother roles in college football in the state of Alabama. Mainly because of what this manchild beast will do inside Jordan-Hare Stadium and the publicity that has surrounded the flip (press conference, tattoo, etc.). Not to mention the laundry list of fellow defensive recruits that are salivating at a chance to play with this wrecking ball on the field. This guy's magnetism and mentality are no different that Cam's. Both are once in a generation players and we'll have had them in Orange in Blue in a span of four years. I've never seen a time in which truly informed Alabama fans, not the toothleess Wal-Mart Muldykes, have been in such anxiety and agony over the direction of the Auburn Football program. I love every second of it, and they see what's happening and can't do anything about it. When you treat your players as family members and they play for you out of respect and admiration, things like 28-27 happen. When you have players that fear their coach, see rampant gray-shirting, bogus medical departures and wonder if they will have their scholarship the following year, things like a 24-0 complete meltdown implosion against your hated rival happen. It all starts at the top and CGC will go down as a legendary coach in college football history, not just Auburn history, Book It. I tell all of the Bammers without hesitation that CGC will win more national championships at Auburn than Satan will at UTea. If you hook me up to a polygraph while saying it, I would pass because that's how much I believe it to be true. The perception of Auburn Football in-state and on a national level is changing. September 1st is about to open the country's eyes as to what tenacious Auburn football is all about, and I can't wait to watch the look on little dabo's face. These are great times to be an Auburn Tiger. A dynasty is in the making, and if you don't see it, you don't have a clue. War Damn Chizik and War Damn Eagle.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22551 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 10:12 am to
They have 1 national championship in the past 60 years.

I'm not sure how this can be "what Auburn does".

Posted by Toroballistic
Tallahassee
Member since Dec 2017
1900 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 10:15 am to
quote:

They have 1 national championship in the past 60 years.

I'm not sure how this can be "what Auburn does".


Thank you.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21236 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 10:16 am to
I have to agree with you in this thread.

The sooner the Rant accepts this reality the easier it will be for them to cope.
This post was edited on 8/27/21 at 10:32 am
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
10935 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 10:23 am to
quote:

This is about Auburn magic. It just works somehow


Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15375 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 10:36 am to
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Nope



You said "if not now, when". Remember? Are you a libtard soyboy snowflake who is going to watch college football?
Posted by BigTastey
Middle Georgia
Member since Feb 2019
3414 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 10:37 am to
The dawg should have knocked the ball down. Bad coaching. What was Aubie suppose to do, not catch it? With relation to the kick, The player caught the ball a missed field goal and ran while his teammates blocked and the opposing team tried to tackle him and couldn’t! Bad coaching decision by both opposing teams. No Magic.
This post was edited on 8/27/21 at 10:39 am
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21236 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 10:44 am to
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The dawg should have knocked the ball down






Posted by BLG
Georgia
Member since Mar 2018
7131 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 10:57 am to
let me guess. Judging by your recent posts, you like Harsin because he came there from Idaho

According to the most recent ACS, the racial composition of Idaho was:

White: 89.97%
Other race: 3.47%
Two or more races: 2.94%
Asian: 1.41%
Native American: 1.35%
Black or African American: 0.69%
Native Hawaiian or Pacific Islander: 0.16%
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 10:58 am to
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All of those people laughing about their recruiting ranking? They were 58 2 weeks ago. Now they're 38 and climbing.




I'll still laugh my arse off about that
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21236 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 10:59 am to
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let me guess. Judging by your recent posts, you like Harsin because he came there from Idaho

Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30816 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 11:03 am to
It really is pretty amazing. Going back to Dye every Auburn coach has either gone undefeated, won a natty, or played for a natty.

This includes coaching titans Terry Bowden, Gene Chizik, and Gus Malzahn.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16134 posts
Posted on 8/27/21 at 11:04 am to
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Harsin Will Win A National Championship At Auburn


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