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General Robert E Lee
Posted on 9/10/23 at 7:50 am
Posted on 9/10/23 at 7:50 am
General,
This letter is to confirm that Tuscaloosa has fallen as of last night. Our understanding is that the Cattle-Drive from Austin to Tuscaloosa was too much for the baws in crimson from Tuscaloosa, evidently the Longhorns could not be corralled and thus destroyed the entire region.
This is also to confirm that the B1G will not move forward with expansion into Tuscaloosa, simply put, there is NOTHING left in this city or state.
The B1G will now turn our attention to the State of Texas. Ultimately our end goal is to create a B1G Southwest Division with the following:
Texas - eyeballs and wins
Texas A&M - hidden gem with GREAT Traditions and eyeballs
Texas Tech - eyeballs and oil$$$
Baylor - part of controlling the region
Houston - 4th largest TV Market in USA
SMU - oil $$$ and eyeballs
TCU -Dallas TV Market
Oklahoma - not Texas but will bring $$$ and eyeballs
Again General, there is no shame in surrendering. While we have no interest in your smaller market teams, we will be coming for the Texas teams and Oklahoma.
Ulysses S. Grant
Union Blues General
This letter is to confirm that Tuscaloosa has fallen as of last night. Our understanding is that the Cattle-Drive from Austin to Tuscaloosa was too much for the baws in crimson from Tuscaloosa, evidently the Longhorns could not be corralled and thus destroyed the entire region.
This is also to confirm that the B1G will not move forward with expansion into Tuscaloosa, simply put, there is NOTHING left in this city or state.
The B1G will now turn our attention to the State of Texas. Ultimately our end goal is to create a B1G Southwest Division with the following:
Texas - eyeballs and wins
Texas A&M - hidden gem with GREAT Traditions and eyeballs
Texas Tech - eyeballs and oil$$$
Baylor - part of controlling the region
Houston - 4th largest TV Market in USA
SMU - oil $$$ and eyeballs
TCU -Dallas TV Market
Oklahoma - not Texas but will bring $$$ and eyeballs
Again General, there is no shame in surrendering. While we have no interest in your smaller market teams, we will be coming for the Texas teams and Oklahoma.
Ulysses S. Grant
Union Blues General
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Posted on 9/10/23 at 7:51 am to NitsFan71
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NitsFan71
Posted on 9/10/23 at 7:52 am to NitsFan71
Dude are you part of one of those role playing groups that actually think the war never ended?
These post suck and are cringe AF
These post suck and are cringe AF
Posted on 9/10/23 at 7:53 am to NitsFan71
This is terrible
Posted on 9/10/23 at 7:56 am to NitsFan71
Come and take it
Posted on 9/10/23 at 8:59 am to STATEofMIND
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Dude are you part of one of those role playing groups that actually think the war never ended?
Actually no...when I first posted on this board some posters were saying hey Yankee to me...I replied I hate the New York Yankees and then realized these idiots were still living through the Civil war...so now I just have fun with it...good humor and no one gets hurt.
Posted on 9/10/23 at 9:02 am to NitsFan71
Funny enough the university of Alabama did get burned to the ground by General John Croxton during the Civil War.
Posted on 9/10/23 at 9:03 am to NitsFan71
Signed,
the Happy Valley Sanduskys
the Happy Valley Sanduskys
Posted on 9/10/23 at 9:05 am to SOBMarcus
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Come and take it
This would be the best thing for Texas...
1.) Guaranteed at least $100Million per year TV Contract
2.) Guaranteed 6 games per year within the state
3.) NATIONAL Coverage from Coast to Coast
4.) Texas would be one of the Top 4-5 teams in Baseball
5.) Easier path to the Baseball Regionals
6.) Increased Revenue in Academic Research...
It's a WIN-WIN-WIN situation for all of the Texas Schools
Posted on 9/10/23 at 9:13 am to NitsFan71
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when I first posted on this board some posters were saying hey Yankee to me...I replied I hate the New York Yankees and then realized these idiots were still living through the Civil war
Whoever tried to teach you American history failed miserably. I say that because the concept of people from the north being “Yankees” has nothing to do with the Civil War and in fact predates the Civil War by over a century. And the term wasn’t even coined by Southerns, it was coined by the British as a term for Colonial soldiers during the French & Indian War.
Posted on 9/10/23 at 9:26 am to NitsFan71
Damn Yankees suck.
Posted on 9/10/23 at 9:31 am to NitsFan71
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NitsFan71
Great - Another SecondMile Koksucker
Posted on 9/10/23 at 10:09 am to NitsFan71
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While we have no interest in your smaller market teams, we will be coming for the Texas teams and Oklahoma.
You kiddie diddlers won't like it.
Kids down there are bigger and fight back.
Posted on 9/10/23 at 11:41 am to WESB59
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WESB59
Vandy and A&M are the only sec schools worthy of joining the B1G with our ELITE Academic status.
Welcome to the conference in the next few years...
Posted on 9/10/23 at 11:55 am to NitsFan71
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Vandy and A&M
You can have’em. Just win baby.
Posted on 9/10/23 at 11:57 am to NitsFan71
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NitsFan71
Shouldn't you be trolling Michigan State since they might have finally eclipsed Ped State as the most sexual assault scandal plagued B1G program?
Posted on 9/10/23 at 12:02 pm to NitsFan71
Sonic
Posted on 9/10/23 at 12:08 pm to NitsFan71
When was Penn States last football natty?
Bye
Bye
Posted on 9/10/23 at 12:40 pm to NitsFan71
Understood. Given the recent football track record of the B1G I guess trying to buy your way into championships is all you’ve got left?
Posted on 9/10/23 at 12:45 pm to NitsFan71
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Texas Tech - eyeballs and oil$$$
Baylor - part of controlling the region
Houston - 4th largest TV Market in USA
SMU - oil $$$ and eyeballs
TCU -Dallas TV Market
Apparently you are an uninformed general
Iowa State would be a better addition than tech or cougar high and Iowa will not let them join or Kansas State in KS.
Might as well consider Liberty if you are thinking SMU or TCU. BYU if you consider Baylor as they are both cult like
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