re: Foxsports looks into the LHN

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BUT I always love this topic when Mizzou and A&M fans come out of the woodwork to revise history and I just can’t help myself but jump on this.

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Missouri immediately drops panties faster than a fat chick at prom hoping to lose her cherry to the QB. You had the President of Missouri issue an almost immediate statement declaring Missouri's interest in the 12 spot for the Big 10.

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So, this makes Missouri the pantiless, fat chick at the prom who finds religion when the QB wants to go raw.

Sucks to be Mizzou.

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Missouri wondering if she made the wrong decision not getting raw dogged

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Missouri decides that that being the 7th East team, a team more west than most of the other West teams, is the best deal they can get.

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But with A&M and Missouri, you have a classic case of two bottom feeding schools who have been underachievers FOREVER, but who have TV sets a time when TV sets are the currency of the realm. The hilarious thing is that both fan bases really believe they were wanted by the SEC as if Mike Slive woke up one day with a hard on for two schools that haven’t won a conference title since 1998.

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I love living in a world where Texas fans feel the need to post jealous novels about Mizzou on an SEC forum.

While we're at it:: “We’re going to have good years again,” Dodds told the Austin American-Statesman. “Our bad years are not that bad. Take a school like Missouri. Our bad years are better than their good years. But we’ve created a standard.”

Let's look at the last five years:

Mizzou:
46-20 overall
4 bowl games, 3-1 bowl record
3 divisional championships
4 NFL first-round draft picks
1-0 vs Texas

Texas
36-28
4 bowl games, 2-2 bowl record
0 divisional or conference championships
2 NFL first-round draft picks
0-1 vs Mizzou
1 destroyed conference
1 failed network