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Former OM player Robert Nkemdiche busted for smuggling groceries…
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:55 pm
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Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:58 pm to TTsTowel
Hopefully he got caught in Mississippi. All their judges are friends of the program; he shall receive a slap on the wrist.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:58 pm to TTsTowel
In his defense beef prices are insane.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:01 pm to TTsTowel
Gee wiz. He wasn't smuggling, he was stealing.
Smuggling food is like sneaking Whataburgers into a fat farm. Stuffing Spaghetti-Os in your pants and walking out without paying is stealing.
Smuggling food is like sneaking Whataburgers into a fat farm. Stuffing Spaghetti-Os in your pants and walking out without paying is stealing.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:03 pm to TTsTowel
Met him at the Nelly Concert, dude had the softest hands I've ever felt in my life. Felt more like a bear baw, incredible.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:08 pm to TTsTowel
I’m sure he got paid under the table, but dude would make an absolute killing with NIL.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:11 pm to TTsTowel
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The officer stated Nkemdiche no longer had items in his pants ... but says frozen grocery items, candy bars and almond milk were found after a search of the Kroger and gas station parking lots.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:12 pm to TTsTowel
Crab legs?
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:19 pm to Victor R Franko
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Smuggling food is like sneaking Whataburgers into a fat farm.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:20 pm to TTsTowel
I remember cheating Ole Miss gave his father a BS "job" so that they could skirt the rules.
Wasn't the father an MD from overseas?
Wasn't the father an MD from overseas?
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:20 pm to TTsTowel
You can take the young man out of Nigeria but you can't the Nigeria out of said young man.
He and his brother got away with A LOT of shite during their football playing days in Oxford. That has a way of catching up to someone eventually. Just took him longer than his brother.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:25 pm to TTsTowel
The man can put away some groceries.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:27 pm to TTsTowel
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According to a police report, obtained by TMZ Sports, the former Arizona Cardinals' defensive tackle was exiting a Kroger in Georgia last week ... when an officer conducting a business area check says they observed the 31-year-old with "many large objects, square and rectangular shapes, consistent with concealed grocery items, inside his sweatpants."
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:30 pm to Murph4HOF
That's a Bingo. Cheeseburger Eddie, food smuggling 101.
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Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:32 pm to reggierayreb
quote:All the Nigerians I've ever known have been hard-working and law-abiding.
You can take the young man out of Nigeria but you can't the Nigeria out of said young man.
The Nkemdiche brothers have a long history of behavior like this, but they're outliers.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:35 pm to SEC Doctor
quote:Probably more legit of a Doctor than you, MulkeyMa'am.
Wasn't the father an MD from overseas?
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:39 pm to Victor R Franko
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Gee wiz. He wasn't smuggling, he was stealing.
It has been a few yrs but the champ smuggler was the big mamma that went into a convenience story and put a whole 24 can case of beer under her moomoo between her legs and walked out. That was impressive
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:51 pm to TTsTowel
Smuggling groceries? Was he smuggling them from the store to his house? Is this just a euphemism for stealing?
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:06 pm to TTsTowel
Without a doubt, he was one of the most hyped high school prospects I’ve seen in a long time. The amount of press and articles he got back in 2013 before he committed to OM was crazy.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:16 pm to TTsTowel
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As for the stuff Nkemdiche allegedly jacked from the store ... the report says it was perishable and had to be thrown out.
So if a plastic wrapped Twinkie had been stuffed in his arse crack or some Armour Potted Meat in a can had been hidden underneath his balls, Kroger would have just slapped them back on the shelf since they aren't perishable?
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