InternationalPlayboy

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Just trying to get on your level, Altie.

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Wheezing geezer is having delusions.

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People feel uncomfortable around you don’t they?

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The Sexiest Games of 2026 seems much more normal than The Juiciest Games of 2026.

Whenever old men try to use teen slang, especially words that are outdated and not used by teens any longer, it is very creepy and strange and mostly disgusting.

It's like they are trying to be a Kiffin style, backwards ball cap, hot yoga, I'm just a young person like you level of pervert.

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I’m not sure what they mean by juiciest.

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It's a word that old men like Ari Wasserman and Andy Staples, both around 40 years old, use to hope to seem edgy while trying to pretend that the best of their lives aren't already behind them.

Normal people use the word sexy. In this case, "The Sexiest Games of 2026".

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In a Home Opener that about 12 people showed up to watch, Alabama got completely run off their own field by Washington State University.

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What year did this happen?

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You must really enjoy the liberal media and the west coast weiner in your mouth. It's been an assault on the real USC since the 60's to shove Southern Cal as USC and also SC and anything we could of ever been called in our face.

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Chill, Pappy, chill. You are taking this way too personally. Even Lou Holtz called his team South Carolina.

No one but a small handful of South Carolina fans, for whatever weird reason, want to be called USC. Southern Cal will always be USC, they have two names.

South Carolina has just one name and it's South Carolina. Maybe it could be changed to something else if enough South Carolina fans people really wanted that and would use the new name.

Maybe something like SoLina?

Two great ones at 1980 Sugar Bowl:



RIP Coach Lou Holtz.

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As for the stuff Nkemdiche allegedly jacked from the store ... the report says it was perishable and had to be thrown out.

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So if a plastic wrapped Twinkie had been stuffed in his arse crack or some Armour Potted Meat in a can had been hidden underneath his balls, Kroger would have just slapped them back on the shelf since they aren't perishable?

Here are some more classics.

Killian - Iona College



Willie The Wave - Pepperdine University



Saluki - Southern Illinois University



Billiken - St. Louis University (An even creepier version than the one previously listed)



Hip Hop The Rabbit - Philadelphia 76'ers

(Child will grow up to hate rabbits, and fear them.)

Oregon - Roboduck (It's an insect duck robot and it will kill you at the game, and eat your body.)

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That Providence Friar is underrated. Yikes.

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That's evil incarnate and it's supposed to be representing a highly religious person. WTH were they thinking?

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SB Nation has a good article on this awhile back.

Purdue - Rob Zombie flavor serial killer

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Great list of scary mascots, Windy City. Thanks. :bow: