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re: For those of you making fun of Josh Heupel's weight

Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:34 pm to
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
33046 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

SavageOrangeJug


Absolutely embarrassing response thread.

This is LSU levels of insecurity.

Drown yourself in a septic tank.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105022 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:36 pm to
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1. Your actual weight


Much less than the Josh Puft Marshmallow Man

This post was edited on 9/1/22 at 1:41 pm
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:37 pm to
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For those of you making fun of Josh Heupel's weight



Meh...I literally responded with "Bert is fat" to Arkansas fans for well over a year, with no other post content.
Posted by PorkDawg
Texas
Member since Feb 2019
5074 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:38 pm to
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Meh...I literally responded with "Bert is fat" to Arkansas fans for well over a year, with no other post content.


That was before the body positivity movement the OP is brainwashed by
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:40 pm to
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I am fat, but I was a lineman, not a QB, back in the days you played both ways and ran the ball instead of passing it.




I'm quasi-fat...but I was a TE, not a QB...and we ran a wishbone, so I was really a lineman who once or twice per game would get more than 5 yards from the line of scrimmage.
Posted by Tom Emanski Swagger
Akron
Member since Jul 2012
301 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:41 pm to
Willy, towering over the competition.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
15919 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:46 pm to


Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
24695 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:48 pm to
I’m not a fat arse. He definitely is
Posted by diddlydawg7
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29547 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:49 pm to
6’1”, 215 pounds
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
24744 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:50 pm to
No amount of answers will make Josh “Big Tits” Heupel any less fat.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19163 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

The average man would and could slap the taste of your boyfriend's dick out of your mouth.



I shall downvote this.
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31876 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 1:54 pm to
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Look forward to your answers.
frick that fat prick and frick you.
Posted by artompkins
Orange Beach, Al
Member since May 2010
6011 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 2:32 pm to
Chumlee is a fat, orange idiot.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30185 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 2:33 pm to


Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58819 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

I was really a lineman who once or twice per game would get more than 5 yards from the line of scrimmage.


Yeah, I know that feeling!

Coaches said I had a great first 3 steps and if I got you I hurt you. After 3 steps I could not catch you. That is what gets me about college players today. They are 100 to 150 pounds heavier and FAST!

quote:

we ran a wishbone


Loved the wishbone!
Posted by OleManDixon
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
9548 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 2:39 pm to
I generally make fun of his lisp. Would you like some audio of me speaking?
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
24044 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 2:41 pm to
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Meh...I literally responded with "Bert is fat" to Arkansas fans for well over a year, with no other post content.


Bert set the bar pretty high. Josh has a ways to go to match that.
Posted by PorkerDaddy
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2018
658 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 2:42 pm to
5'3.84" 214 lbs On a perpetual diet, when I remember it
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
20918 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 2:48 pm to
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Loved the wishbone!



Nothing like watching a really well executed triple option. It can be a thing of beauty, especially when it's run against a defense that isn't disciplined.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
37438 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 3:03 pm to
1. 5/10 170


The rest are irrelevant because i'm not fat.
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