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re: Explain Texas A&M weirdness like I’m 5

Posted on 8/13/25 at 12:40 am to
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 8/13/25 at 12:40 am to
I’ve got no problem with people not getting most of it. It’s an intentionally different experience, and much of it born out of the all-male, all military past. (A requirement that was changed by probably the only Aggie who could do it. James Earl Rudder was President of A&M in the 60’s, and he’s the one who made the change. He was also a complete badass on D-Day.)

Where I do get defensive is when people run down the Corps. Sure, you can question why anyone does it if they just go D&C for their last two years and are not contract for military service.

Before your junior year, you have to decide whether you are committing to that, just like at service academies. Unlike the academies, though, you can still be in the Corps but it just be an extracurricular activity. By that point, your buddies are your tribe, so many want to stick with it.

The cadets that do contract (usually just under half) are committing to serving as officers in the military, and A&M has a long history of supplying more officers than any school outside the academies. They are one of (and the largest of) six official Senior Military Colleges, as per the DoD.

I don’t even have a problem with mocking the unique traditions and stuff of the Corps. Where I do take offense, though, is belittling the ones who do decide to take the service path.
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
2949 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 3:37 am to
This is a good summary…

Texas A&M Traditions
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
10718 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 4:53 am to
The yell leaders are a bunch of homosexuals. Aggie has a culture of homosexuality all over that campus.
Posted by mrbroker
Sylacauga Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
17665 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 5:04 am to
It started out as an all male school is probably why they kept the male dudes in milk man's uniforms
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
15292 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 8:03 am to
I enjoy the irony of fanbases with grown arse men waving pom poms in the stands mocking A&M.

Yes, there's some weird arse stuff that seems extremely outdated. Who cares? its why college sports are fun.
Posted by Poker_hog
Member since Mar 2019
3390 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 8:11 am to
quote:

Explain Texas A&M weirdness like I’m 5


When two men love each other very much…..
Posted by theliontamer
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
1803 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 8:35 am to
They dont care about winning, they just want to be included.
Posted by DBird
Member since Nov 2023
812 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 8:40 am to
Buttermilk Pancakes

Philadelphia
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Member for over 10 years...google is your friend
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
21420 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 8:43 am to
True story: yrs ago, rode a bus from Houston to Aggie Land for an LSU game. Several young Aggies on board the bus full of Tiger fans. Stopping at a field next to the stadium pre game, one young college-aged Aggie hustled to the front of the bus, first one out, jumped to the ground, down on all fours, kissed the ground & bellowed "back on hallowed ground". Perhaps not a tradition per se, but he was seriously into it. Their "HOWDY" screamed to every passing - out - of - town - fan got old, fast.
Posted by TheGreek
Historic Brookhaven
Member since Jun 2012
286 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 9:16 am to
Posted by DBird
Member since Nov 2023
812 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 9:30 am to
quote:

weird traditions I can’t understand


This you?

Lost the Bet
Posted by Buttermilk Pancakes on 2/11/15 at 8:28 am
So my other half and I made a bet on the superbowl that whoever team lost would have to serve the other for a week nude. Any creative or fun things I should make my other half do? I'm thinking sing some Prince songs, strip for me, make dinner for me naked...

Any other ideas of things I could do for shits and giggles.


You're weird as frick already.
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1517 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 9:41 am to
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It started out as an all male school is probably why they kept the male dudes in milk man's uniforms


Yes, but you would think that after all that time they had to spend with only dudes, that aggy would have been more excited when the women finally showed up…

aggy still hardly lets women onto their sacred field, except for the ones who have to first dress like men…
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47011 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 10:11 am to
they're all egocentric premillennialists



Posted by Lacreus
30A
Member since Aug 2025
680 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 10:37 am to
It’s a school that loves to LARP about military traditions and has homoerotic male cheerleaders
Posted by SPAGHETTI PLATE
Montgomery, Texas
Member since Jan 2025
1122 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 10:58 am to
Me and all of my college buddies are woman loving conservatives.

I bet A&M has a percentage of gay students that is either on par with the average American University or below it.

Y'all have to remember that it's the largest university in the country.

Also: Zero gay bars in College Station
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
60876 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 11:15 am to
We do what we want and what we want are weird arse traditions started by men stuck in the middle of nowhere prepping to go get their asses shot off so long ago women couldn't even vote. We don't care what you think, we're not going to stop, and at least we admit our weird shite unlike the image obsessed phonies down at the 40 Acres who try to pretend 95% of their traditions aren't a direct response to our horseshite craziness.

The end.
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
11258 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 11:44 am to
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ROTC


LSU has ROTC too baw. They aren’t nearly as weird and do not cosplay as some sort of weird Boy Scout/soldier hybrid at our football games. They just wear their normal clothes like normal humans.
This post was edited on 8/13/25 at 11:49 am
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
3091 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 11:53 am to
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Also: Zero gay bars in College Station

Yet you host the largest trans pageant on any college campus which your school officially supports....Draggieland.


Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1517 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 12:06 pm to
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We do what we want and what we want are weird arse traditions started by men


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Case closed!!









Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85745 posts
Posted on 8/13/25 at 12:25 pm to
A&M was a school for ag kids and military kids and wholesome Christian kids and complete weirdo dorks

then the country stopped making ag kids and military kids and wholesome Christian kids

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