re: Craziest Thing Youve seen at an Sec Football Game

The Gym burning at the LSU game. The Fire was higher than the stadium... I think I know who the guy was that started it too. He left his grill up under the ceiling of the entrance.

Thanks. I needed that image for a refresher of my memory.

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Do tell

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Student Section FTW.

Chicks were making out the whole time, I drunkenly dared one of them the next UT touchdown to eat the other one out. She did not wait for another touchdown.

Worthless without pictures

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Chicks were making out the whole time, I drunkenly dared one of them the next UT touchdown to eat the other one out. She did not wait for another touchdown

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Dammit man

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Please tell me it was a cop

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It was a cop trying to get this drunk to stop running down the aisles, the cop thought the drunk was charging him, tasered him, the drunk fell to the ground, connecting with the rail, and a bit down from the action, a man fell back on his arse from the 2nd hand shock from holding the rail.

I almost felt bad laughing

Boobs.

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God, I want to believe you, but I can't.

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Completely understand that, I am new here and don't have any reputation, working on it

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Boobs.

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A co-ed pull a handle of Beam out from under her skirt. A handle.

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Wonder where she hide it

I've sat on the 2nd row of section 306 of Sanford Stadium for every game I've attended since I was born (in other words, a lot of games) and if you've ever sat in this upper deck of Sanford you know what I'm talking about when I say that the ledge has no railings, it's simply a concrete ledge about thigh to waist high (like a lot of stadiums. This leads me to two separate incidents:

1. I'm 10 years old and it's the 3rd quarter of UGA-Kentucky. UGA, in typical fashion, is leaving the game close and, in typical fashion, fans are raising hell about it. However, one guy in particular is so drunk that he has decided it is the crowd's fault we're sucking it up, so he does his best drunken cheerleader interpretation. On the ledge. Arms flailing and curses being thrown toward my entire section. My dad took one look at his friend who had come with us to the game and they both grabbed this jackass off the ledge as he began to teeter backward. This single incident has kept me from ever taking drunk before entering any stadium

2. I can't remember specifically who we were playing, but it happened within the past five year: Recently the folks who have owned the first row seats of our section have given them up (bad seasons and high ticket prices will do that) so we've had a lot of different young families sitting in front of us the past few years, most all of them perfectly fine. And yet there was one family in particular that did something that made me so damn ill I had to leave because it was distracting me from the game - the dad had an infant, a fricking newborn, sitting on the front row next to this ledge AND HE IS TOSSING THE DAMN BABY INTO THE AIR AND CATCHING IT. Next to the fricking ledge. Not "helicopter game", no, he is full-on tossing this kid into the air with a death plunge a mere foot away. If he didn't have what looked like a four year old sitting next to him I would have bluntly told him and his wife to GTFO.

Besides that, I've had some pissed Gator fans try and climb through one of my car windows to get at my friend after the 2007 game. My dad's friend had to pull a gun on another group of gator douchebags who were talking about cutting our tires and beating us all to hell while we were stuck side by side in Jax traffic. After the same game saw another gator fan pull a bottle out of a trash canm smash it on the side of the can and then run after a UGA fan who was doing the gator chomp down the sidewalk. All that is probably the craziest I've ever seen

As far as Boobs go:
Seen a ton of tits at games, but the best was, go figure, 07 UGA-UF game. Three sorority girls with sizable racks are sitting in the row behind me and my friend. Keep in mind we're seniors in high school at the time and we find the balls to strike up some small talk with them. Turns out they're already drunk and they fill our coke cups for us with some shitty bourbon. One of them takes my UGA hat and wears it for the game (actually, I never got that hat back...) Things are going well, right? Fast forward into the game and MIkey Henderson catches a Stafford TD pass in the corner of the endzone we're all sitting in. Everyone's cups go flying, bourbon is everywhere, we're all jumping up and down, and I turn around to see all three girls' spaghetti straps have slipped off. In my mind I had officially graduated high school that day in Jacksonville and moved on to much bigger and much better things