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re: Craziest Thing Youve seen at an Sec Football Game
Posted on 12/21/10 at 1:02 am to fightingsaint3
Posted on 12/21/10 at 1:02 am to fightingsaint3
That was the ole miss game in the sw corner. He was about 30 feet to the right of my seats. The EMTs responded quick but it was hard to tell what was going on.
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Posted on 12/21/10 at 1:03 am to TBama93k
Waving a burning auburn flag in the msu student section fall 2008
Posted on 12/21/10 at 1:04 am to hehatedrew
I don't know what you're smoking, but Louisiana has some of the best fricking food in the world 
Posted on 12/21/10 at 1:57 am to TBama93k
MS State vs LSU 1999 or 2000 I can't remember exactly. There was a State fan sitting in the LSU student section talking all kinds of thrash and the drunker he got the more he talked. State starts losing pretty bad in the 3rd quarter. Then, he just started getting personal and talking crap at everyone sitting around him.
Finally a 70+ year old woman sitting in front of him stood up and said "that's enough you need to shut up." He said back to her "are you gonna make me old women". She reaches down and pulls off her shoe and hit him so hard with it she almost knock him out, and then she reached down and took a soda from the guy next to her and dumped it on his head. He finally shut up.
Finally a 70+ year old woman sitting in front of him stood up and said "that's enough you need to shut up." He said back to her "are you gonna make me old women". She reaches down and pulls off her shoe and hit him so hard with it she almost knock him out, and then she reached down and took a soda from the guy next to her and dumped it on his head. He finally shut up.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 8:41 am to Cheapseats87
There was a LSU/Bama game in Baton Rouge where 2 LSU students rasn on the field at the 3rd/4th quarter break and managed to get to the SE corner and they proceeded to moon the Bama fans visitor section.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 8:54 am to Zee Nuts
GIFS or GTFO.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 8:55 am to CNB
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You think the 3 gumbys were weird? Saw a huge fricking beer gut kind of guy wearing a skimpy hooters girl outfit. He was right in front of UTs band. I've got mental scarring from it.
I saw this, too. Walked right by my tailgate in the fairgrounds.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 8:55 am to TBama93k
#1. The head coach almost knocking the Band Director down in order to climb up the Band Director's ladder to lead the students in the fight song. This was after a close win against a nobody.
#2. After leading his team to a last second and unlikely victory, the head coach was so emotionally spent he was crying tears of joy and had to be helped off the field.
#2. After leading his team to a last second and unlikely victory, the head coach was so emotionally spent he was crying tears of joy and had to be helped off the field.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 9:01 am to UpstateCock2007
Syracuse at Auburn in 2002. The game started around 8:15, so the student section was good and liquored up. The fraternities at AU games all sit together, they have their own rows. When Syracuse scored to go up 17-0, he threw his half full drink towards the field. He had a noodle arm, so it only went 4 rows. The guys in front of us were not happy and turned around. My buddy pointed behind him at the other fraternity and all hell broke lose. The fraternities in front of us and behind us got into a massive brawl in the student section and since we were in the middle of it, our guys fought too. There must have been 50 or 60 guys punching anything around them.
The greek system almost lost their block seating due to that. I think around 34 people got arrested in it.
The greek system almost lost their block seating due to that. I think around 34 people got arrested in it.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 9:03 am to NBamaAlum
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It was astonishing. We've all seen a million young ladies pull mini's or a flask from there..but a handle? She wasn't a big girl either. I guess she acted as if she was with child on the way in.
I haven't had any Beam in a LONG time, so help me out here... are handles of Beam ribbed for her pleasure?
Posted on 12/21/10 at 9:05 am to ever43
Saw an old guy have a heart attack right before kickoff at the SEC Championship last year. Poor guy was totally blue when they finally got him on a stretcher and out of the stands. Later found out he died before they got him out of the stadium. He was every bit of 350 lbs.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 9:08 am to Tds & Beer
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i challenged lsu fans to piss bomb me this year and they just gave me free beers.
thats because piss bombs don't exist. Its physically impossible to inflate a balloon by pissing in it.
So you probably got offered free beer because they felt for sorry for your dumb arse.
This post was edited on 12/21/10 at 9:19 am
Posted on 12/21/10 at 9:08 am to DaleDenton
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Piss filled balloons in Baton Rouge.
Bullshite
Posted on 12/21/10 at 9:20 am to TBama93k
Jordan-Hare Stadium, 1986, thUGa at Auburn - after an upset victory against Auburn, the thUGa fans proceed, against the direct advice of the stadium announcer, to storm the field and pull up pieces of the J-H stadium turf as well as pillaging the hedges (for souvenirs, I guess). Security proceeds to start arresting said fans and the crowd in the stands shows their displeasure at these arrests by throwing cups and, yes, mini-bottles at the security guards. After the first bottle clocks a security guard in the head and blood starts running down his face, the hi-pressure field sprinklers are turned on and turned onto the thUGa crowd. Hijinx ensue!
There ain't nothin' that stinks like a wet dawg!
Jordan-Hare Stadium, 1997, bammer at Auburn - after an unlikely gift fumble due to an idiotic play call (thank you Mike Dumbose and your moron OC), Auburn kicks the FG to go ahead of the tide. After some last second craziness and effort by poor Ed Scissum that came to naught, the game ends and Auburn unbelievably is given the gift of an SEC West Division Championship and a trip to the SECCG by their bammer buddies. This ended up being too much for a way too drunk student section, so they storm the field and bring down the goal posts. After the goal posts are down and torn apart, the students proceed to walk it up the student section to the top row. Everyone is thinking
. At this point the stadium announcer comes on the PA and says "Your attention please... please do NOT throw the goal posts out of the stadium. I say again, please do NOT throw the goal posts out of the stadium. Thank you."
Weirdest PA announcement I've ever heard.
There ain't nothin' that stinks like a wet dawg!
Jordan-Hare Stadium, 1997, bammer at Auburn - after an unlikely gift fumble due to an idiotic play call (thank you Mike Dumbose and your moron OC), Auburn kicks the FG to go ahead of the tide. After some last second craziness and effort by poor Ed Scissum that came to naught, the game ends and Auburn unbelievably is given the gift of an SEC West Division Championship and a trip to the SECCG by their bammer buddies. This ended up being too much for a way too drunk student section, so they storm the field and bring down the goal posts. After the goal posts are down and torn apart, the students proceed to walk it up the student section to the top row. Everyone is thinking
. At this point the stadium announcer comes on the PA and says "Your attention please... please do NOT throw the goal posts out of the stadium. I say again, please do NOT throw the goal posts out of the stadium. Thank you." Weirdest PA announcement I've ever heard.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 9:24 am to Purplehaze
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There was a LSU/Bama game in Baton Rouge where 2 LSU students rasn on the field at the 3rd/4th quarter break and managed to get to the SE corner and they proceeded to moon the Bama fans visitor section.
Same game refs blow a call and James points to the jumbotron and the ref changes the call. Def illegal to do that and helped us beat BAMA at LSU for 1st time since 1969.
LSU vs FLA st- oranges and fog
Posted on 12/21/10 at 9:27 am to TBama93k
Ole Miss/Bama game in 2002 in Tuscaloosa saw a 50ish year old guy pleasuring his 50ish year old wife with his hands during halftime. Not sure if she got off.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 9:40 am to The Spleen
Alabama game at Tiger Stadium, my friend's Dad had a heart attack and the only reason he lived was because how organized and fast the EMT are at a football game. Doctor said he would have died if he had been at home.
Following year Florida game at Tiger Stadium, a guy right beside me, and who I didn't know, fell over. I thought another heart attack and started giving him CPR. Blood started coming out of his ear. I thought I had killed him. The EMT knocked me off of him and carried him out. I followed them and found out a bug flew in his ear and had exploded his ear drum!
After those two incidents, people did not want to sit by me at LSU games.
Following year Florida game at Tiger Stadium, a guy right beside me, and who I didn't know, fell over. I thought another heart attack and started giving him CPR. Blood started coming out of his ear. I thought I had killed him. The EMT knocked me off of him and carried him out. I followed them and found out a bug flew in his ear and had exploded his ear drum!
After those two incidents, people did not want to sit by me at LSU games.
Posted on 12/21/10 at 9:46 am to TBama93k
Houston Nutt on the sidelines.
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Posted on 12/21/10 at 9:51 am to wmr
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Posted on 12/21/10 at 10:06 am to QCC
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