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re: Cane Fan here - Can somebody Explain this to me?

Posted on 12/10/25 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45243 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

You so proud of your team’s traditions, you should have a curated set of links to sites explaining all this “history” behind tbe weirdness.

Because long ago we learned our traditions aren’t for others. We post an explanation, and the instant reply is:

“Nobody cares about your cult”
“Pretty gay bro”
47 eggplants and a photoshopped Reveille



Thus, we are perfectly happy keeping explanations in-house for people who actually give a damn (freshmen, recruits, visiting families, the random German tourist who stumbled into Kyle Field).


The rest of y’all can keep thinking we sacrifice goats at midnight or whatever coping mechanism gets you through our existence.
Posted by Herodijontiger
Myrtle Beach S.C.
Member since Apr 2021
1306 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 2:11 pm to
It’s called Gayism hence the term Faggies :(
Posted by TAMU-93
Sachse, TX
Member since Oct 2012
1169 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 2:13 pm to
Posted by p226
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2016
2120 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Because long ago we learned our traditions aren’t for others.


ROTFL. That’s the funniest shite I’ve heard all day.

Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45243 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 2:54 pm to
Excellent!
Laughter is good.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1742 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Can somebody Explain this to me?


It’s just a way for the queer baws, that would never attempt to play a real sport, to try to participate. That’s not even the worst one they do. It gets downright raunchy.
Posted by Bham4Tide
In a Van down by the River
Member since Feb 2011
24131 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

Mark Richt


You looking to join the squad?

You can find them at The Blue Oyster Bar. You can catch them if you hurry - I’m sure you know the directions already.

Posted by tpatten
Member since Oct 2013
61 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 3:03 pm to
When I attended A&M, they seemed to be the most reserved and organized fan bases as far as the cheers. It didn't seem to be an intimidating atmosphere for opponents though.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18535 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 3:07 pm to
If Miami doesn’t exit the plane in Texas in full camo then I’m not watching
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
48352 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 3:07 pm to
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Cane Fan here


There goes the neighborhood.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
25240 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

Why does a team called Aggy have a dog as a mascot?

Why do the Auburn Tigers have an eagle as a mascot?

Why does the Crimson Tide have an elephant as a mascot?

Why do the LSU Tigers have Willy T as a mascot?

All good questions.
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
2290 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Post less.


Way less.
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Top of Texas
Member since Sep 2025
1277 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 3:46 pm to
Dan Le Bretard joins the SEC Rant.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
10858 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 4:09 pm to
With student population around 65,000 to 75,000 now, and half of them being women… The gay jokes don’t really land anymore.

It’s just some kind of group think because people are confused that the school would stick with tradition over falling in line with cheerleaders and pom-poms and marching bands that are shaped like amoebas.

Otherwise…That’s a lot of homosexuals!
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
8490 posts
Posted on 12/10/25 at 4:14 pm to
That you actually watched that may be an indicator that you need to reflect on some aspects of your life.
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