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Breaking News: Alabama has sexually transmitted diseases

Posted on 12/23/23 at 7:28 am
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38254 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 7:28 am
And their players give them to other people and get arrested for spreading their filth!

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"Stephanie Taylor, a spokeswoman for the Tuscaloosa Police Department, confirmed a report was filed last week that led to a warrant for Pritchett's arrest being issued and served Wednesday evening," the report states.

"Pritchett, 19, was charged under AL Code 22-11A-21, which classifies the knowing transmission of a sexually transmitted disease as a Class C misdemeanor."


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Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16165 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 7:40 am to
So do half the women in Louisiana but we're not making threads about it.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21218 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 7:41 am to
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16956 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 7:59 am to

It’s Bama dude.

Shooters shoot.



Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Antarctica
Member since Aug 2018
9262 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:03 am to
quote:

Breaking News: Alabama has sexually transmitted diseases


Louisiana checking in at #2 for states with the highest rates of STDs. Congrats!


quote:


2. Louisiana
Total STD Rate: 1,159.9 per 100,000
Chlamydia Rate: 730.1 per 100,000
Gonorrhea Rate: 354.5 per 100,000
Syphilis Rate (cumulative): 75.3 per 100,000


US News

Alabama down at #6.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24738 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:12 am to
Posted by UltimaParadox
Huntsville
Member since Nov 2008
40848 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:21 am to
20th thread on this, guy must get around
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17267 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:28 am to
What Mrs Taylor did not say in her interview was that the young man claimed he got the BullHeaded Clap by having unprotected sex with B. Kelly at a SockHop during a recruiting visit in Baton Rouge.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
6978 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:29 am to
Posted by nelatiger23
Member since Aug 2018
29 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:31 am to
Gives it that cajun flavoring.
Posted by Jster15
Member since Aug 2019
2205 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:33 am to
Baton Rouge leads the entire country with HIV and STD infections…looks like if Louisiana got rid of gay LSU the rest of the state would be ok.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
19430 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:33 am to
Man the Gumps are gonna be pissed over this post.

I love it!

GEAUX WOLVERINES!
Posted by UltimaParadox
Huntsville
Member since Nov 2008
40848 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:39 am to
quote:

geauxbrown


You are only 2 days late
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3476 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:50 am to
Berlin A&M ??
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
12769 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:55 am to
OP identifies as a sexually transmitted disease here at the SECRant.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 9:00 am to
quote:

It’s Bama dude.

Murderers. Murder.


Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
3938 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 9:09 am to
quote:

Breaking News: Alabama has sexually transmitted diseases Errerrerrwere


That’s how I read this thread title originally.
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
6770 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 9:15 am to
quote:

Breaking News: Alabama has sexually transmitted diseases


Yeah, sorry about that man. This is super awkward but as part of our plea bargain we must strongly encourage that you, LSU, go get tested as well. There is a strong likelihood that you also have std’s after what we did to you on 11/4. Again, our bad.
Posted by RktCtySooner
Huntsville, Alabama
Member since Jul 2021
48 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 9:42 am to
Nitro Express: "So do half the women in Louisiana but we're not making threads about it."

The difference is you guys in Louisianna keep the STDs within the family.
This post was edited on 12/23/23 at 9:44 am
Posted by TheTeaux
Rouses on Airline Drive
Member since Mar 2023
1210 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 9:46 am to
If everybody does not have the sex for 2 months at the same time, would these diseases cease to exist? let’s give that a try.
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