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re: Average SEC Ranter Measurables
Posted on 1/22/21 at 11:21 pm to BamaIsGoat
Posted on 1/22/21 at 11:21 pm to BamaIsGoat
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Posted on 1/22/21 at 11:22 pm to BamaIsGoat
Last night I picked up this chick and she told me, “I want 10 inches and I want it to hurt!”
So I fricked her 3 times and punched her in the face.
So I fricked her 3 times and punched her in the face.
Posted on 1/22/21 at 11:41 pm to BamaIsGoat
five nine
151
Prob 7 or 8? I'm type one diabetic and younger so I don't gain a lot of weight
Probably 225 on a very good day? I do not work out but lift a lot at work
I'd pass out running anywhere.
Penis size - Big enough to not be a micro, and small enough to not be in porn.
CB
151
Prob 7 or 8? I'm type one diabetic and younger so I don't gain a lot of weight
Probably 225 on a very good day? I do not work out but lift a lot at work
I'd pass out running anywhere.
Penis size - Big enough to not be a micro, and small enough to not be in porn.
CB
This post was edited on 1/23/21 at 12:02 am
Posted on 1/22/21 at 11:45 pm to BamaIsGoat
My penis is 8.5 inches exactly
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Posted on 1/23/21 at 12:12 am to Gatorbait2008
The question was about the average rant poster. Now people posting their personal stats like this is grinder or tinder.
Posted on 1/23/21 at 1:18 am to MoonMoon2020
quote:
Can almost do 1 push up
Braggart.
Posted on 1/23/21 at 1:38 am to Gatorbait2008
Posted on 1/23/21 at 2:11 am to mcclurebeau
Someone in here can beat everyone else’s arse and someone in here has the biggest cock. Who is it?
Posted on 1/23/21 at 5:20 am to BamaIsGoat
5’11
202
Played QB until my sophomore year (tore ACL)
Joined the broadcasting team for my HS
Went to Bama on Presidential Scholarship
21 years old
Living the dream in T-Town
Can’t run a 40 for shite
Drink and party too much (you got me
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ETA: I know I’ll be fricked by the real world soon, but my sophomore and junior year have been shite because of COVID.
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Played QB until my sophomore year (tore ACL)
Joined the broadcasting team for my HS
Went to Bama on Presidential Scholarship
21 years old
Living the dream in T-Town
Can’t run a 40 for shite
Drink and party too much (you got me
) ETA: I know I’ll be fricked by the real world soon, but my sophomore and junior year have been shite because of COVID.
This post was edited on 1/23/21 at 5:23 am
Posted on 1/23/21 at 6:33 am to BamaIsGoat
Yes, I have a 44" vertical leap.
Posted on 1/23/21 at 7:26 am to TigerLunatik
quote:
Clearing at least $250k a year.
Uh, it’s 350.
Posted on 1/23/21 at 7:29 am to BamaIsGoat
Got me down to a T. Are you Ms. Cleo or something?
Posted on 1/23/21 at 8:17 am to BamaIsGoat
5"5
125
3% body fat
2.75 inch penis
The bar bench press
5.56 40 time
Equipment manager
Spouse
6"0
280
45% body fat
2.3 inch c***
275 bench press
4.58 40 time
Mascot for the Buffaloes
125
3% body fat
2.75 inch penis
The bar bench press
5.56 40 time
Equipment manager
Spouse
6"0
280
45% body fat
2.3 inch c***
275 bench press
4.58 40 time
Mascot for the Buffaloes
Posted on 1/23/21 at 9:47 am to BamaIsGoat
6'3
220
15% bodyfat (maybe more, I haven’t gained any weight lately but I’m considering moving up to a 38” waist pant size)
Unsure of penis length but wife of 20 years has never had any complaints
250lb bench press (tore my right shoulder in college and that is a hard limit)
Slow as molasses, fast burst/lunge but after that 1 second burst it slows down quickly
DE on his hs football team...that was also 25 years ago when most teams basically ran Houston Nutt football. DEs weren’t expected to be THAT much more athletic than DTs as long as they could crash and had long enough arms to grab a loose RB. Quit playing as a junior to focus on academics since that was clearly my path forward.
220
15% bodyfat (maybe more, I haven’t gained any weight lately but I’m considering moving up to a 38” waist pant size)
Unsure of penis length but wife of 20 years has never had any complaints
250lb bench press (tore my right shoulder in college and that is a hard limit)
Slow as molasses, fast burst/lunge but after that 1 second burst it slows down quickly
DE on his hs football team...that was also 25 years ago when most teams basically ran Houston Nutt football. DEs weren’t expected to be THAT much more athletic than DTs as long as they could crash and had long enough arms to grab a loose RB. Quit playing as a junior to focus on academics since that was clearly my path forward.
Posted on 1/23/21 at 9:53 am to BamaIsGoat
6’0
312
Runs a 3.7
Can fly
Dating an ot 11
312
Runs a 3.7
Can fly
Dating an ot 11
Posted on 1/23/21 at 10:03 am to BamaIsGoat
6’
200
12% BF (arthritis killed the body)
7 inch penis (grower not a shower)
No bench press anymore arthritis
No 40 time arthritis
Played DE in highschool
Still have all my hair and teeth (0 cavities)
200
12% BF (arthritis killed the body)
7 inch penis (grower not a shower)
No bench press anymore arthritis
No 40 time arthritis
Played DE in highschool
Still have all my hair and teeth (0 cavities)
Posted on 1/23/21 at 10:08 am to BamaIsGoat
quote:
Am I missing anything?
Nope.
Posted on 1/23/21 at 10:27 am to BamaIsGoat
6'0
180
5% bodyfat
7.5 inch penis
175 bench press
4.6 40 time
TE on HS football team
cross country double lettered and 3 championships
raisin canes is overrated
180
5% bodyfat
7.5 inch penis
175 bench press
4.6 40 time
TE on HS football team
cross country double lettered and 3 championships
raisin canes is overrated
Posted on 1/23/21 at 10:48 am to BamaIsGoat
At what age do you qualify for Old Man Strength?
Posted on 1/23/21 at 11:04 am to TigerLunatik
quote:Not everyone here can make that money ...
Clearing at least $250k a year.
5'11"
178 lbs
No idea on body fat
225 bench press - work out six days a week
Haven't run the 40 in years, probably pretty slow these days ...
Played baseball in high school and college
This post was edited on 1/23/21 at 11:15 am
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