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re: And you thought "squeezing" and male yell leaders were gay.....
Posted on 9/30/11 at 6:37 pm to Sherwood Brotron
Posted on 9/30/11 at 6:37 pm to Sherwood Brotron
The heads of the SEC should be flogged in public, dead serious! 
We are now the ghey conference.
We are now the ghey conference. 
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Posted on 9/30/11 at 7:09 pm to beachfront71
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We send the yell leaders to all the SEC schools in a 1940's milk truck to introduce the new yells so everyone is used to them.
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then they (along with the corps) start on the east coast and walk back to college station with a giant fricking elephant, fake guns, the whole bit ..
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if our mascot barks twice we cancel all of the above ...
You have got to be kidding me. There is no way this is true. This is a joke right?
This is a joke right? Please tell me this isn't a joke.
You know, the funny thing is that I can't tell if you are joking or not. Your traditions are so freaking insane and out there already, I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually true.
This post was edited on 9/30/11 at 7:12 pm
Posted on 9/30/11 at 7:13 pm to LuciusSulla
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Maybe they should have spent less time ritualizing every last damned thing they could think of that happens off the field and more time actually concentrating on the sport that takes place on the field.
For a team that hasn't really done squat except the odd conference title since Hitler invaded Poland, they sure do have a lot of pomp and circumstance. It's seems kind of like white tablecloth dining at McDonald's.
well put
Posted on 9/30/11 at 7:22 pm to LarrySellers
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You have got to be kidding me. There is no way this is true. This is a joke right?
This is a joke right? Please tell me this isn't a joke.
It is all true.
Make sure you sign in when the yell leaders show up at your place or you will not get credit.
The cool thing is the milk truck actually has milk on it that we sell at a discounted price in order to pay for gas.
Week 3 is even better!
This post was edited on 9/30/11 at 7:37 pm
Posted on 9/30/11 at 7:28 pm to beachfront71
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It is all true.
Make sure you sign in when the yell leaders show up at your place or you will not get credit.
The cool thing is the milk truck actually has milk on it that we sell at a discounted price in order to pay for gas.
Week 3 is even better!
Well played. Yea, yea. It ain't true. You got me. Building me up, only to tear me down. I had so many good jokes and all too.
You guys may not be half bad after all. Just get rid of the male cheerleaders, or at least add females like a normal college.
This post was edited on 9/30/11 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 9/30/11 at 7:32 pm to Scruffy
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You guys may not be half bad after all. Just get rid of the male cheerleaders, or at least add females like a normal college.
I really want to add female pom pom girls just to look sexy for the fans and camera, but i want to keep the yell leaders b/c you can only coordinate elaborate yells from tens of thousands of people simultaneously by using hand signals.
Posted on 9/30/11 at 7:42 pm to Sherwood Brotron
Holy pieces of bat frick. You people are just plain weird. GTFO of this conference...nao!
Posted on 9/30/11 at 7:43 pm to Scruffy
Ha, even the falsified traditions pale in comparison to the real traditions. You can't make this shite up certainly applies to A&M.
Posted on 10/1/11 at 12:39 am to bona fide
Posted on 10/1/11 at 12:47 am to Sherwood Brotron
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Went there for 5 years
You guys were supposed to boost academics, now I hear this shite.
Posted on 10/1/11 at 12:55 am to Stonehog
Some of the degree programs, such as engineering are structured so that you graduate in 4 years...assuming you take 21-24 hours a semester. I graduated in 4 because I was stubborn as hell and had 30 hours worth of credit before I set foot on campus.
Posted on 10/1/11 at 12:57 am to CGSC Lobotomy
Just yankin chains man, I've been in college for like eight years. 
Posted on 10/1/11 at 1:34 am to Stonehog
Thought we all agreed that operation week 2 was covert?
Dammit, man!
Dammit, man!
Posted on 10/1/11 at 1:47 am to bee Rye
I don't know what "squeezing" is ... all I know is I attended several LSU- Tx A&M games in late 80s and couldn't figure out what their male cheerleaders were doing -- they did this thing where they held their hands together and pointed (is this "squeezing"?), and then they'd bend over and stick their butts out which looked really odd and somewhat homo-ish (not that there's anything wrong w/ that , in my best Jerry Seinfeld!) Their stadium looks like a tackle box ..
Posted on 10/1/11 at 6:26 am to TigerJeff
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they did this thing where they held their hands together and pointed (is this "squeezing"?),
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and then they'd bend over and stick their butts out which looked really odd and somewhat homo-ish
Posted on 10/1/11 at 6:56 am to beachfront71
You forgot the best part about the milk truck: jizz jars for everyone!
Posted on 10/1/11 at 6:58 am to PowerTool
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You forgot the best part about the milk truck: jizz jars for everyone!
Posted on 10/1/11 at 7:27 am to roadGator
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Personally, I prefer these traditions:
Silver Taps
Muster
+ 1,000,000,000 Seriously.
Posted on 10/1/11 at 7:41 am to bee Rye
Dude.... We hazed goats by forcing them to do the elephant walk. But this is a tradition at A&M? This is without question the gayest tradition in college football.
Posted on 10/1/11 at 7:47 am to OMLandshark
We officially have the gayest tradition of both the soon-to-be-dead big 12 AND NOW the SEC!!!
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