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re: Alabama gets blown out in Home Opener vs Wazzu

Posted on 2/13/26 at 10:59 pm to
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
21592 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 10:59 pm to
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Why do Bama fans always bring homosexual acts into post game activities?


How many times does the average LSU fan scream “suck that tiger dick bitch” at men in their lifetime? A thousand times? Ten thousand times? A million?

Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35580 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 11:00 pm to
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How many times does the average LSU fan scream “suck that tiger dick bitch” at men in their lifetime? A thousand times? Ten thousand times? A million?



Only the Gumps took it literally though
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
21592 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 11:12 pm to
Nothing represents the state of Louisiana better than 100,000 stinking belligerent drunks screaming “SUCK THAT TIGER DICK BITCH!!!” at the top of their lungs on national television.

At least people can’t smell it through their TV.
This post was edited on 2/13/26 at 11:13 pm
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13570 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 11:20 pm to
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56395 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 11:23 pm to
Man, I really wish I could give more of a frick about baseball. I really do.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68602 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 11:28 pm to
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Man, I really wish I could give more of a frick about baseball. I really do. 


It's known as the "thinking man's sport" so it's understandable that Alabama fans hate it.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
21592 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 11:44 pm to
Hot dog eating contests are your favorite sport to watch.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35580 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 11:50 pm to
quote:

Nothing represents the state of Louisiana better than 100,000 stinking belligerent drunks screaming “SUCK THAT TIGER DICK BITCH!!!” at the top of their lungs on national television.



Nothing represents the state of Alabama better than dropping your nutsack into the mouth of an unconscious man in the Crystal Burger.


Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
8555 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 6:34 am to
So let me get this straight.... Alabama lost a baseball game... to Washington ?

LSU fans fall all over themselves, breaking their necks, to run post about it on a message board .

Bama is obsessed with LSU ? 24/7 ? Rent-free ?



Now I got it !
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
10828 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 7:22 am to
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LSU fans’ identity is tied to baseball


Its the only sport that the rest of the SEC doesnt regularly embarrass them in. Its quite literally all they have
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Member since Aug 2018
17404 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 7:30 am to
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Its the only sport that the rest of the SEC doesnt regularly embarrass them in. Its quite literally all they have


You’re really going to piss off SEC Doctor/Mulkey Man with that comment
This post was edited on 2/14/26 at 7:31 am
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
31224 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 7:35 am to
I was sorry to hear about your wife earlier this week.
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
3678 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 7:36 am to
It's currently 36 degrees and raining in Pullman, WA. I wonder how often Washington State even gets to hold baseball practice.
Posted by Freight Joker
Member since Aug 2019
3873 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 7:40 am to
Alabama’s opening day loss, in baseball, is still front and center — the morning after.

24/7
365
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35580 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 7:42 am to
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Alabama’s opening day loss, in baseball, is still front and center — the morning after.

24/7
365



It's the little joys in life that make it worthwhile.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
89979 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 7:50 am to
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Was that when you, who begged to be a mod, posted this..?
So we’re regurgitating that one LSU guy’s work now? For the 1000th time?

You’re easily one of the most pathetic posters on this website.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
89979 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 7:51 am to
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So let me get this straight.... Alabama lost a baseball game... to Washington ? LSU fans fall all over themselves, breaking their necks, to run post about it on a message board . Bama is obsessed with LSU ? 24/7 ? Rent-free ?
These people are absolutely sorry as frick
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
106118 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 7:57 am to
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scottydoesntknow

Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
16350 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 7:58 am to
It's baseball, anything can happen on any day.
Posted by CajunFrench
Member since Feb 2026
67 posts
Posted on 2/14/26 at 8:38 am to
Alabama hasn’t won a national title since 2017. Gumps have hit rock bottom
Feel bad for them now
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