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re: John Cohen Appreciation Thread

Posted by Freight Joker on 3/31/26 at 9:36 am to
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If you are going to troll, at least get your facts straight. Auburn is 1-0 against Alabama in WBB.


Thank you for this clarification. I guess that explains why our WBB coach was shipped down to USF.
April 5 will mark one year since Auburn has beaten Alabama in a men’s sport.

At least WBB was somehow able to split with Alabama.

Aside from that, April 5 would be one year since beating Alabama in virtually any sport.
I asked ChatGBT when’s the last time Alabama completed back-to-back sweeps in conference play and it told me to frick off.
Vaughn hit a piss missile and the wind knocked it down at the warning track or we would be up 3-1

Good luck getting one out of this park today unless it’s to RF.

Brutal.
I want to know the collective BAC of our team when they arrived to the clubhouse this morning.
I’m sitting on the recliner wearing my camo Sunday hat.

No complaints from me.
1-0 top 3

Starting to center up some balls — just not hitting it where they ain’t.

Also taking too many fastballs for strikes, although the strike zone is a little wide today.
Another shaky start for Upchurch.

2 hit batters and a single and it’s 1-0 Auburn

Luckily got out of the first inning with a line out to first for a double play. Could have easily been a double down the line.

Hopefully he settles down and gives us 4-5 innings.
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That dude looks like he knows multiple people who buy scrap copper no questions asked.


Hope the people that parked along the first base side still have their catalytic converters.
Friday pitching has allowed 1 run on 3 hits over the last two games.

Also no errors tonight.

4-0 in conference play since my recommendation to do away with game threads.
Alabama still playing while LSU works to hire a new coach after another shitty season in another major sport.

NFLSU obsessing about Alabama fans.

A tale as old as time.

re: What a crap sports weekend

Posted by Freight Joker on 3/22/26 at 10:53 pm to
Been a really great weekend of Alabama fans.
Upchurch couldn’t make it out of the first— freshman gonna freshman.

Down 3-0 in the 2nd

Lebron with another error — did he pick up a glove all off season?
Two seed in the Tallahassee regional is back in play fellas.
Last night might’ve been just what the doctor ordered to get this ship headed in this right direction this year.
Maybe we should just have game discussion in this thread like ole time sake — mix it up a bit.

Keep this shite show contained to one thread.
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People will blame the lottery while auburn is over there butt fricking us with the same limitations.


“But their ATL pipe line!!”

Lance Cormier’s kid is a freshman at Auburn.

That should have been everybody’s clue that we suck.