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re: 3 Reasons WHY it sucks to be an Aggy

Posted on 9/26/22 at 10:10 pm to
Posted by AggieArchitect04
Texas
Member since Sep 2011
2198 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 10:10 pm to
Can’t answer the question, cause you don’t know when it will be.

Shows your confidence in Sark.

Since showing up dude has only brought you a moral victory against Bama and a stripper with a monkey.


Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5391 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 10:20 pm to
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Since showing up dude has only brought you a moral victory against Bama and a stripper with a monkey.


So about as much as Jimbo's done in 5 years? Really impressive run A&M's been on. Absolutely nothing but embarrassing losses and this beauty:


Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5704 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 10:21 pm to
Butt stuff wasn’t in your top 3. Didn’t read any farther.
Posted by fightntexag85
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2022
6 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 10:24 pm to
Texas:
LINK
Posted by AggieArchitect04
Texas
Member since Sep 2011
2198 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 10:36 pm to
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So about as much as Jimbo's done in 5 years? Really impressive run A&M's been on. Absolutely nothing but embarrassing losses and this beauty.

You would trade A&M for the last 5 years without question. Y’all have been hot garbage. What we’ve spent on Jimbo probably amounts to what you’ve paid your last 3 coaches and you’ve had 4 losing seasons in the last 8 years.
This post was edited on 9/26/22 at 10:38 pm
Posted by truth22
Member since May 2021
1225 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 10:49 pm to
The fact you have to go back 50 years to pre-scholly, all-white, vs. a small military school to claim superiority says it all.


Your program is in the shitter now, and you know it. thanks for the reminder!
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
8467 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 10:58 pm to
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The fact you have to go back 50 years to pre-scholly, all-white, vs. a small military school to claim superiority says it all.

You don’t read very well, do you.. I guess I’ll chalk that up your outstanding Blinn education.

And to the Aggie that asked about trading any of the last 5 years.. yeah I would rather lose every single game for the last 5 years than to put your shitty team on the front of my jersey.

I’m guessing you would answer the same in reverse.

And yes it was clearly a response post to the ridiculous thread started about a game that was handed to you guys on a platter. Too bad the trophies aren’t handed out the same way..

But hey, we are a Volleyball school now, so what do I know?
This post was edited on 9/26/22 at 10:59 pm
Posted by AggieArchitect04
Texas
Member since Sep 2011
2198 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 11:04 pm to
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put your shitty team on the front of my jersey.

The fact that you’re a grown man wearing a jersey tells me all I need to know…
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5391 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 11:04 pm to
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You would trade A&M for the last 5 years without question


Sure, I probably would, and we'd still both have absolutely nothing to show for it. You've been marginally better than Texas during our worst decade in living memory. Doesn't that just tickle you pink?
Posted by Colonel Ingus
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
5385 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 11:07 pm to
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We beat Kansas State 5 games ago and have lost our last 2 against P5 opponents.

How the mighty have fallen. Imagine using this statement to defend your shitty program.
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5391 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 11:12 pm to
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How the mighty have fallen.


No shite. But we had something to fall from.

We'll get back at some point, and A&M will continue to be a middling program hoping to play spoiler and talking incessantly about "next year."

But at least the Aggies have the winning record in your lifetime, right? Lucky you! Born in one of the 5 years in history where that's the case.
Posted by truth22
Member since May 2021
1225 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 11:16 pm to
I think all that really matters is that Texas A&M is clearly better than Texas, and has been for a while now.


"NEXT!"
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5391 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 11:18 pm to
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I think all that really matters is that Texas A&M is clearly better than Texas


Bravo, you just summed up the Texas A&M mentality better than I ever could have.

You are absolutely right, and that is why you are Texas A&M.
Posted by NEZ238
Key Biscayne (Miami)
Member since Jun 2022
354 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 11:22 pm to
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... and say there's far suckier things to ...
Posted by Colonel Ingus
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
5385 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 11:29 pm to
The 2000s were Texas’s best decade that anyone relevant to college football has witnessed. When you think about it, Florida and LSU had a better decade in the 2000s than Texas. Alabama then ended your relevance in college football and started their dynasty in the 2008 season. Your best decade of football is 4th best in the SEC for that decade. Y’all have been dog shite and irrelevant since 2009, no matter how hard the media wants you to be “back”.

You are Nebraska with Alabama level ego and expectations. The culture around your program will not humble themselves enough to do what it takes day in and day out to win which is why you will never be “back” despite you saying this every year:

quote:

We'll get back at some point


When is “some point”? It’s not with Sark. Kansas had no problem using that doofus and your program to springboard to the top of the Big 12 standings. What’s your excuse?
This post was edited on 9/26/22 at 11:30 pm
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5391 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 11:41 pm to
Are you just telling me again that we've sucked for the last decade? Yes, I agree.

We'll keep hiring coaches until we find one who wins. LSU and Florida hired Saban and Urban Meyer (and LSU got lucky backing into a 2-loss title with a slobbering sex offender in Les Miles). Texas ran into Saban and Alabama at the start of his GOAT run. shite happens.

There's no "excuse." We've simply hired bad coaches since Mack, and Sark probably ain't the guy, but it's still too early to make that call.

Hiring coaches is a crap shoot unless you can lure someone at Meyer's level. Great coaches define the culture at a program, and some are better at shaping it than others. The proof is in the pudding: Mack Brown went to two title games here. It can be done at Texas. Can you say the same about A&M?

Posted by AggieArchitect04
Texas
Member since Sep 2011
2198 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 11:48 pm to
Hate to break this to you but Mack Brown was 4 coaches ago.

You are right though, great coaches should define culture at a program. Unfortunately for great coaches at Texas the culture is already defined by their boosters and administration.
Posted by Colonel Ingus
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
5385 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 11:49 pm to
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It can be done at Texas. Can you say the same about A&M?

Can we hire a coach that can win a national championship?

Well, yes. We can:
-Pay him the most money
-Recruit at a high level
-Offer the best facilities

A&M provides everything a coach needs to win a national championship. That has not always been the case. For years and years we tried to compete with shite facilities and shite pay. We got mediocre results. From here on out it’s about having the right coach, like you said.

Fisher could potentially be that guy if he stopped pretending he was an offensive guru. It’s literally the only thing holding this program back under fisher. That being said, that is a tremendous flaw as a head coach if you can’t see what’s best for your team.

Time will tell.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9308 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:01 am to
I hate Aggie as much as the next feller, but nothing I’ve seen has convinced me that Texas isn’t just a big pile of ****s wearing maroon, burnt orange and other various shades of the rainbow. Texas fans aren’t helping the cause.
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
1571 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 1:00 am to
Not a flame.

The overall culture, mentality, and status of your program has changed, and will never go back. The sooner you grasp that, the easier it will be to accept. You might occasionally have a few winning seasons, but mediocrity will be the norm. Rotating coaches every 3 years out of frustration won’t change the facts.

Your school no longer has the fan base, drive, or culture to support football the way it did in the past. A huge chunk of the student body in Austin doesn’t give a shite. The fanbase simply isn’t what it used to be, and like it or not, the school hasn’t done what’s needed in order to prioritize a winning team. Your facilities have fallen behind, and the gameday experience is weak. Sure there is the occasional “Alabama is coming to town” adrenaline, but week in and week out, it’s a snooze fest.

The desire for a winning program by horn fans from years ago doesn’t match the everyday experience and priorities of current students and recent grads. The population of your school has changed. One visit to campus, and it’s obvious. They’re more concerned with tearing down triggering statues and creating alternative marching bands that don’t have to play The Eyes bc it’s “racist.”

A&M is not in this position, and moving in a different direction, which their move to the SEC a decade ago shows. Not very deep down, you already know all this. It’s just easier to insult “aggy.”
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