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re: 3 Reasons WHY it sucks to be an Aggy

Posted on 9/27/22 at 9:29 am to
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
42941 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 9:29 am to
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You are Nebraska with Alabama level ego and expectations.
I remember when Nebraska was a perennial top program.

Sucks to get old.
Posted by Dwight Schrute Reb
2022 CWS National Champs
Member since Jul 2020
821 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 9:33 am to
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3 Reasons WHY it sucks to be an Aggy



Look, it's ok for us (SEC Members) to shite on Aggie. You wannabes don't have that right here. And if you asked me what the worst thing about being an Aggie is, besides the milkman cheerleaders, it would have to be sharing their State with Horns Down.
Posted by OldTimer846
Jerusalem Oklahoma
Member since Nov 2021
95 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 10:02 am to
You are now counting wins for games you didn’t play. Pure Faggie Gold right there.
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
51090 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 10:03 am to
This is only going to get worse when the rest of Surly Horns joins
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 10:08 am to
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This is only going to get worse when the rest of Surly Horns joins




I will never forgive any of you for letting these arse hats into the SEC.
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
51090 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 10:12 am to
it's going to be the biggest shite show ever
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:00 pm to
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Since 1975: 19-18 Texas A&M

Yes y’all dominated in the 40s, 50s and 60s with no scholarship limits and paying players while we were an all male military school.

Congrats.
Don't forget about the 90s and 2000s

Since 1995: 12-5 Texas (and that's just football )

Or were aggies "off fighting our wars" those years with no scholarship limits as well? Bahahahhahaa


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This post was edited on 9/27/22 at 12:01 pm
Posted by XWing atAliciousness
Member since Jan 2018
8623 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:02 pm to
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If you are an Aggie and you were born in 1975, 1979, 1983, 1984, or 1985, you have the series lead in your life time. Congrats on those 5 years.

If you are a Longhorn and you were born between 1894-1973, or in 1977, or in 1981, or between 1987-2005, or between 2007-2009, or in 2011, you have the series lead.

In short, Texas has held the lead for people born in 105 years. A&M has held the lead for people born in 5 years


That shut him up pretty quickly
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
9436 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:10 pm to
See, this is the mentality of Texas, it's fans and it's athletes. ENTITLEMENT. "It will go back to the way it used to be with all you fckers under our AIDS infected thumbs".

You guys cannot leave the past or change the culture and that's why you will continue....

LOSING.

Hell, after getting your shite pushed in by the bottom bitch of your conference, you have at least 4 more coming this season.

You were Texas.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
6148 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:15 pm to
1) Having to share the great state of Texas with tea sips.

2) Constantly having to apologize to the world for the communist enclave of Austin.

3) The exhaustion of having to sexually satisfy the wives of Texas Exes.
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13509 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:17 pm to
You know, I care little about the Horns joining the SEC.

And I really didn’t care about aTm joining the SEC.

But, I was amazed about how annoying the Aggies can be when they decided to make the TIgers their surrogate Big Brothers.

WELCOME HORNS! But you just gotta take those little Aggie Bitches back!
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13509 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:27 pm to
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I remember when Nebraska was a perennial top program. Sucks to get old.

Yep, land of the Jolly White Corn Fed Giant Offensive Linemen. Plain vanilla offense that just pounded your arse to death in the trenches.
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2384 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:47 pm to
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I'm 48 years old, and we are dead even since I was born.

Because of the FedEx years. You cheated your asses off and won 10 of 11 from '84 to '94. It cost you a bunch of sanctions and bowl bans and a TV ban and put you near the top of the all-time list for NCAA penalties. But hey, y'all got this meaningless stat out of it, so it was all worth it.

This post was edited on 9/27/22 at 12:48 pm
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2384 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:49 pm to
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Yes y’all dominated in the 40s, 50s and 60s with no scholarship limits and paying players while we were an all male military school.

Y'all signed more players than most anyone else in the SWC during that period. More aggy folklore.
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2384 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:51 pm to
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When the frick are you pussies going to beat a P5 team?

Probably well before we lose to a G5 team like App State.
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2384 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:53 pm to
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We just beat 2 top 15 teams in a row and you tech-losing bitch arse is on here running your dildo-filled mouth?

Colonel Fitts over here verbalizing his fantasies again.
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2384 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:54 pm to
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How the mighty have fallen. Imagine using this statement to defend your shitty program.

Kansas State has scoreboard on you, Dingus.
Posted by LSUstephen17
Houston
Member since Aug 2010
13112 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:57 pm to
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We just beat 2 top 15 teams in a row


Trying to hang on I see!

Must forget about App State really quick
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2384 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

I remember when Nebraska was a perennial top program.

Sucks to get old.

I remember when aggy was a perennial top program. Wait. No I don't. frick outta here, Poindexter.
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2384 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

This is only going to get worse when the rest of Surly Horns joins

I think you've gotten all the Surly contingent you're gonna get. Just pray that Randolph Duke doesn't find this place. His 10-page tomes of aggy hate were funny at first, but the man has no off switch.
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