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Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:50 pm to Dallaswho
This ain't the South. Well, maybe the Ozarks are.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 5:55 pm to Dallaswho
You forgot to put on your list y'all also made #5 on the FBI 2024 most dangerous cities list. And Missouri is only Southern by desire nothing else.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 6:17 pm to Tide T
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Missouri is only Southern by desire nothing else.
Then explain why the middle of Missouri is known as little Dixie.
And why is Missouri on the Confederate battle flag if it's not Southern?
Posted on 5/12/24 at 6:28 pm to Dallaswho
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5. Only distinct pizza style
Provel is overrated. Your toasted ravioli is okay.
Oh, and you have lots of meth in the southwest part of the state.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 6:29 pm to Dallaswho
It's also where the forward pass and split t formation were created.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 6:31 pm to Dallaswho
The mizzou troll for attention bit is played out.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 6:34 pm to Evolved Simian
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Your toasted ravioli is okay
I deleted that reference to save space. It’s not just OK. Also, this thread is about being the best/first/only in the South and there are a lot of really great appetizers.
This post was edited on 5/12/24 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 5/12/24 at 6:39 pm to Evolved Simian
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Provel is overrated. Your toasted ravioli is okay. Oh, and you have lots of meth in the southwest part of the state.
Agree on Provel, but in the best shops, it's not overdone. Elicia's is the best STL style IMO. But actually I prefer NY style with mozzarella.
Meth is out in the sticks mainly.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 6:43 pm to Ridgewalker
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Then explain why the middle of Missouri is known as little Dixie.
Because people left real Dixie to live there
See also Utah's Little Dixie
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And why is Missouri on the Confederate battle flag if it's not Southern?
It was added with Kentucky late in an attempt to make Confederate support look larger than it really was. Anyone who knows anything about Civil War history would know this
Posted on 5/12/24 at 7:01 pm to Porker Face
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attempt to make Confederate support look larger than it really was
Alabama did this with their media guide when they retroclaimed championships.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 7:04 pm to Dallaswho
#1 explains why you bothered to type the other 14. Nothing more needs to be said.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 7:15 pm to Oklahomey
Neither Oklahoma nor Missouri is the South. Oklahoma is the Southwest; it wasn't even a state until 1907. And both can be called Midwestern states, not Southern
Posted on 5/12/24 at 7:23 pm to Dallaswho
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First openly gay NFL draftee.
Lol
Posted on 5/12/24 at 8:03 pm to Dallaswho
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Dallaswho
Posted on 5/12/24 at 8:17 pm to Dallaswho
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2. First state to oust the Confederacy.
I hate to break it to you but Missouri people were the last ones still fighting the civil war for the Confederate side. (Makes me like Missouri more)
I guess you've never heard of Jesse James and how that all got started?
Posted on 5/12/24 at 8:17 pm to Dallaswho
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1. Recreational MJ.
Gay.
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15. First openly gay NFL draftee.
Also gay
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in the South.
Not in the south. Not even in the SEC. It was just a prank by Mike Silve
Posted on 5/12/24 at 8:18 pm to Dallaswho
Missouri isn’t in the South.
F’in carpetbaggers. Yall ruin everything.
F’in carpetbaggers. Yall ruin everything.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 8:19 pm to Dallaswho
You’re trying to SELL Missouri to the south, not forge an indelible hatred.
You clearly don’t understand why every hates you.
You clearly don’t understand why every hates you.
Posted on 5/12/24 at 8:23 pm to Dallaswho
Missouri has the most men that wear nail polish per capita as well
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