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Teenager sues parents for naming him Gaylord
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:14 am
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Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:46 am to Huge Richard
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Teenager sues parents
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Gaylord
His parents got his name right
Posted on 2/16/19 at 11:52 am to thatguy45
If the name fits...
Posted on 2/16/19 at 12:04 pm to DownSouthJukin
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If the name fits
Case dismissed
Posted on 2/16/19 at 12:32 pm to Huge Richard
Before I go any further, I want to make it clear the reason I believe his parents were wrong for calling him Gaylord, is not because being gay is wrong, but because they should know our society contains retards who can't understand why they should treat gay people right and they put their own creation center of mass in the cross hairs of these bigots.
If you a normal name, that does not give mouth-breathers a reason to frick with you, you should take this opportunity to call your creators and thank them for sparing you what this kid has experienced. These parents really disappoint me, children deserve better than that.
For that young man, I hope he comes to learn that names earned are far more important than names given. I hope this is a bullshite news story.
If you a normal name, that does not give mouth-breathers a reason to frick with you, you should take this opportunity to call your creators and thank them for sparing you what this kid has experienced. These parents really disappoint me, children deserve better than that.
For that young man, I hope he comes to learn that names earned are far more important than names given. I hope this is a bullshite news story.
Posted on 2/16/19 at 12:44 pm to Huge Richard
That is one screwed up family. On more then just the kid's name.
Posted on 2/16/19 at 4:00 pm to Huge Richard
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They told me several times that I was an accident and that I had ruined their life. When he was drunk, my father even admitted that they had named me like that in order to ruin my life like I had ruined theirs.”
Jesus
Posted on 2/16/19 at 5:31 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
In Vino Veritas
Posted on 2/16/19 at 5:44 pm to Huge Richard
Is his last name Focker?
Posted on 2/16/19 at 9:36 pm to Woodreaux
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Before I go any further, I want to make it clear the reason I believe his parents were right for calling him Gaylord, is because being gay is not icky-icky and because they should know our society contains RanTards who understand why they should treat gay people right and they put their own creation center of mass in the fabulous menagerie of mantasticness.
If you be a normal name, that does not give RanTards a reason to praise and worship you, you should take this opportunity to call your creators and thank them for allowing you to sparkle, twinkle, and shine. These parents are the ginchiest, children deserve all that and more.
For that young man, I hope he comes to learn that names earned don't mean shite in real life and it's all about your given name.
Good points; really well stated.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 4:19 pm to Huge Richard
Should have named him Sue. That way he would grow up tough.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 5:00 pm to Huge Richard
I don't blame him. He should also sue them for letting him get a haircut like that.
Posted on 2/19/19 at 10:37 pm to Huge Richard
Is “Missouri family” about to replace “Florida man” as an automatic lead-in to some fricked up shite?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 1:32 am to MaroonNation
"Knoxville man" stories are up there
Posted on 2/20/19 at 9:41 am to Huge Richard
Gaylord Perry
He should be honored
He should be honored
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:25 am to Huge Richard
Why not just wait a year and ask your parents to pay whatever it costs to legally change your name?
Shouldn't be that complicated
Shouldn't be that complicated
Posted on 2/22/19 at 7:50 am to Huge Richard
My name is Sue. How do you do?
Posted on 2/22/19 at 10:57 am to Huge Richard
[spoiler alert] The Onion is way better than World Daily News Report. They are at least funny in their fake stories/headlines.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 11:09 am to Huge Richard
Women and jobs use the tiniest reason to pass by a candidate. If Gaylord and Brian have practically identical resumes who do you think they are going to hire? They've done research that people with normal names spelled outside the norm are less successful than people with normal names. Examples Ashley-Ashlee, Aaron-Erin, Amy-Aimee, etc. I'm sure the same applies for weird as hell names.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 11:23 am to Huge Richard
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Teenager sues parents for naming him Gaylord
Will Opryland join the suit?
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