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Question about hyphenated last names

Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:39 pm
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37687 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:39 pm
Ok, let's say there's this guy who had parents that are complete libtards and give their son a hyphenated last name. Let's say said guy grows up to have just as big of a socialist boner as his parents. He then meets a girl that he wants to marry, and the girl had come from a similar background and has a hyphenated name.

What the frick happens with their kid's names? Other than the quadruple hyphen
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:42 pm to
Their kids have no chance
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118971 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

Their kids have no chance


Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:49 pm to
A coach that was at my high school straight up took his wife's name. His name set him up for jokes but that is the biggest wtf move
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 7:58 pm to
The sport that he coached was a doormat, wasn't it?
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21521 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:00 pm to
One of my childhood friends had a hyphenated last name. Both his parents were from very prominent families in the city and both were attorneys prior to getting married, so that was the reasoning behind the hyphenation.

When my friend entered college, he decided to just go by his father's surname
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15221 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:37 pm to
Fun fact for the ladies - even if you go with the hyphen, both your last names are still from a patriarchal figure: your dad or your husband.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98922 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

What the frick happens with their kid's names? Other than the quadruple hyphen


I've seen them combine one of each combined/hyphenated name.

FWIW, I considered going hyphenated when I get married. Since my brother passed, I'm the last of my Dad's line and considered keeping the name that way.

I also thought it was pretty cool when Michael Gilchrist took on the Kidd in Kidd-Gilchrist when the Uncle that raised him passed.

To each his own I suppose.
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 9:01 pm to
BenJarvus Green Ellis: "It might've been Jarvus, then again, it might've been Green, or it might've been Ellis."

Either way, if they don't pick one, I pick it for them, when referring to them.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 9:08 pm to
Cuck-beta move.

One libtard chick I'm friends with kept her last name and her "husband" kept his. She cheats on him regularly (with me) because she isn't sexually attracted to him and doesn't view him as a man.

Even though progressive feminists won't admit it, they want to frick men; not liberal pussies.
Posted by CrimsonCrusade
Member since Jan 2014
5148 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 9:31 pm to
I had this exact conversation earlier today with someone in person.

We figured it would become infinitely increasing hyphenation until somewhere down the line a rational descendant would say "Enough of being the Robinson-Johnson-Williamson-Jefferson-Washington-Richardson-Johanneson-Jameson-Douglas-Tyler-Scott-Stevens-Jingleheimer-Schmidt family."
This post was edited on 10/11/15 at 9:31 pm
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55358 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 10:16 pm to
I hate hyphenated names., almost as much as cuck and beta.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 10:18 pm to
quote:

Question about hyphenated last names


Just name your kid Margie Dalgen - Frost so when she gets older she will get compliments on the hyphen.
Posted by hoginthesw
DFW
Member since Sep 2009
5329 posts
Posted on 10/11/15 at 11:02 pm to
My last name is legally hyphenated. I wanted to keep my maiden name for certain familial reasons. The only down side is there are a lot of morons out there that look at my name and just don't get it. I've heard "I wasn't sure what your name really is,so I just skipped that part" or similar, enough times to know that there are a lot of very stupid people here in Dallas.
Posted by Kamikaze25
Columbia
Member since Jul 2015
1199 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 9:52 am to
I have a hyphenated last name. Family is very conservative as well. Parents split when I was young and were never married. I was a mistake So they decided to hyphenate my last name
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118971 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 10:15 am to
quote:

I considered going hyphenated when I get married. Since my brother passed, I'm the last of my Dad's line and considered keeping the name that way.


I would be OK with this, although I could understand how awkward it might be for your future husband.
Posted by Charlestondawg
South Cackalack
Member since Oct 2013
976 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 10:21 am to
Retarded beyond words but that's where we're headed
Posted by PAGator
Member since Jul 2015
2339 posts
Posted on 10/12/15 at 11:10 am to
I would rather my kids create a new last name than have a hyphenated name
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